Oh. My. God. 😮‍💨 This thing is powerful. You're working with a big wand, so you're going to get big power. Not to say that this toy is perfect, but it's definitely one of my favorites. If you get this toy, you're definitely going to have a fun time. The toy excels at just hammering away at you. It's a great bit of fun that I don't get tired of. I would say that its only weaknesses are in its design, but the pros far outweigh the cons. This is definitely one of the best wands (and sex toys) that I currently own.

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The Pipedream Wanachi Mini Massager is a tiny dinosaur of a sex toy. It’s retro, from the colors and design to its materials and function. But retro is cool when it’s done right. This mini wand is battery powered and made of entirely ABS plastic. The downside is that the product is made of plastic. Yet, the upside, is the Wanachi Massager's rumbling vibrations. Yes, the head is rock solid, and is uncomfortable at first unless you like hard vibrations and surfaces. But nothing rattles and rumbles like ABS plastic. Wanachi’s Mini Massager has a mighty motor. With a dial at the end to adjust speed, you can crank the wand up to feel like a rocket about to launch. Which is exactly what I did, and it transformed my“take it or leave it” attitude to a thumbs up. The neck is poorly constructed with it’s accordion-style design, but the folds are too ridged to actually bend. You can stretch it out to get a solid curve in it, but it still doesn’t behave as well as a silicone neck. Overall, for a toy under $30, it’s not too shabby. I’d say if you’re on a trip and forgot your vibrator, you could pick this one up in a pinch and be content.

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The Palm Power Massager was my first ever experience with a corded vibrator. Right off the bat, it felt very retro. It reminded me of an early episode of Sex and the City where Samantha was looking for a replacement “neck massager.” The Palm Power Massager screams 90s. Getting to the point: my verdict on this toy is “meh.” The packaging and toy are entirely made of plastic, which just feels cheap and wasteful. The toy itself packs some serious power, and not having to charge it is nice. It seems to have no limit on how powerful the vibrations can be, and with the ABS plastic coating, they’re rumbly. But it’s hard to shake the feeling that this is an early, low-tech, poor-quality model of a wand. And I can’t help but wonder, why not just buy a better, rechargeable wand?

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Flex it, stick it, switch it, vibe it! Dyso's Dysoflex is flexible in more ways than one, not only in its function but in its fun! Nipples, butts, clits and vaginas... no area is off limits to this dynamic duo. With a Bluetooth connection and the right app more than the user can enjoy where ever it may end up! If you want a toy that's as flexible in its play style as you are than I'd say this one is for you! Personally, I'm not into butt play at all and my nipples prefer a different sensation, so some of the design esthetics of this toy are wasted on me. I prefer U-shaped toys that are meant for vaginal and clit stimulation only and with a bit thicker ends, like the Utimi Spring. I definitely get why an app is necessary, given that the end with the controls can be inserted there needs to be another way to access all of the pleasurable sensations that can be had!

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The Plus One Vibrating Wand is smooth in every sense of the word. Suave, moderately powerful vibrations radiate from its broad, soft head with a flexible neck, giving you total control of where the vibes go and how much pressure they apply. Overall, I was satisfied with this toy - it doesn’t have the strength of other wands, but the cadence of the vibrations rolls instead of pounds, making this wand more sensual than most vibrators. It has 10 settings varying in intensity and pattern, is cordless, and fully waterproof. The silicone surrounding the toy is soft and feels nice in your hand as you maneuver the wand. It's a great first wand or vibrator, but I wouldn’t recommend it to experienced players looking for a new toy. For my taste, it was a little too simple. However, there really isn’t anything to complain about.

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The Go Glow Mini Wand completely exceeded my expectations. When I first got it, I was drawn in by how adorable and discreet it looked—small enough to slip into a makeup bag or purse without anyone ever guessing what it is. But don’t let the size fool you—this little wand packs a surprisingly powerful punch. The vibrations are strong, steady, and satisfyingly deep for such a compact toy, making it perfect for both soothing body massages and intimate moments. I originally got it thinking it would just be a cute travel-friendly option, but honestly, it’s become one of my go-to toys even when I’m at home. It’s incredibly easy to use, with intuitive controls and just the right amount of vibration settings to explore different sensations without being overwhelming. The silicone feels silky smooth, and the design fits comfortably in the hand, which makes the whole experience feel effortless and enjoyable. What I love most is how low-key and fun it feels—there’s no pressure, just simple pleasure in a tiny, powerful package. Whether you’re a beginner or someone who wants a discreet, reliable toy for trips or spontaneous play, the Go Glow Mini Wand truly delivers. I didn’t expect to love it this much, but it’s honestly become a staple in my collection and something I’m always happy to reach for.

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If you're looking for a discreet toy you can take almost anywhere, Rock Candy's Fun Size Lala-Pop may be the right choice. It comes with a decent amount of power packed in a small package. It's cute. Plus, it fits in your purse without taking up too much space. The adorable design makes it a toy you'll love messing around with alone or with a friend. Unfortunately, it's battery-powered, so you're at the mercy of those three little LR44s regarding fun time. Might I suggest keeping some extras on hand, just in case? If you love external stimulation as much as I do, you should add the Lala-Pop to your shopping list ASAP!

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For 19 dollars, I thought this toy packed quite the punch! The Doc Johnson Velvet Touch Vibe probably has one of the most unique designs I've seen- instead of a remote or button, you simply twist the dial to your desired speed. This does make the toy require 2 hands to use, but I personally didn't have any issue with this. It's powered by 2 AA batteries (sold separately). At first, I was a little bit confused as to how it works; it doesn't seem to come with any kind of manual or instructions. But, once I got the batteries in correctly, I turned the dial and was surprised by how intense the "low" speed seemed! The volume of the toy was pretty consistent between all of the vibration speeds. It's not exactly as quiet as the Amazon listing says it is, but it's pretty quiet if you use it under a blanket. I'm usually someone that highly prefers manual stimulation over toys, but this vibe might have proved me wrong. It's made for both external and internal stimulation, which I thought was a nice detail! Many vibrators explicitly state that they aren't designed for insertion, so this was a pleasant surprise. It's bigger than the bullet vibrators I usually prefer, but it's actually pretty good for precise stimulation. The only downside to that is that since this toy is quite large, it's probably not very travel-friendly.

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It’s (as of my knowledge) the only one of its kind on the market. The plasma ball is a lot of fun to mess with, and for the price of a Plasma Ball Light you could get from the mall, you can have one that brings you a whole other kind of pleasure. It’s definitely something I’m keeping in my toy rotation.

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