Creature Cocks Cyclone Alien Vagina: This Pussy Is Out of This World
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Overall rating is based on Design, Sensory Quality, Ease of Use, and Ease of Cleaning. Price and Noise are shown for reference only.
My verdict
Pros
- Unique look and design
- Easy to clean
Cons
- Material is sticky when handling
- No case or storage included
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Design

This here design is as alien as a UFO, but it’s human in all the right ways! Of course, the main draw is that eye-popping, otherworldly look for those of y’all who want to let your imagination soar with an alien fantasy. The silicone’s colored as vividly as a sunset, mostly blue with streaks of purple swirls swirling in like a cosmic storm. The outside’s got all sorts of bumps and ridges, like alien “skin,” giving it that real out-of-this-world vibe. The vagina’s sculpted with a bold, protruding hood and Clit, all decked out in hot pink lumps, leading down to a blue vulva. Now the texture inside? It’s so unique, I reckon there’s no way to describe it except pure intergalactic magic. So many little variations going on in there and the slight upward and downward slopes add an interesting effect when ramming yourself in there, it’s something you just gotta check out for yourself!
Experience

Well, y’all, I gotta say, I had a downright easy and fun time with this toy. It’s a breeze to pick up and use, and the whole “alien” gimmick just adds a whole lotta charm. One thing that stood out right off the bat, though, was how sticky that silicone is. Now, that’s a bit of a worrying thing, because it doesn't come with a bag or a case to store it in, and that stickiness sure does make it prone to picking up lint and hairs. Cleaning it up ain’t too bad, but with the texture design, drying takes a little extra time since there’s a few spots where water tends to get stuck.
Quality

I gotta say, it’s actually real decent quality. The color holds up mighty fine after several uses, and so far, ain’t a rip or tear to be found in the orifice. That silicone, even though it’s a bit sticky, still looks as good as the day it arrived, with no gouges or defects anywhere to be seen. Solid craftsmanship, if you ask me!
Price
Y’all can find this around online for $50-60. It’s an okay price, if y’all have a creature or alien fetish then this would be for you.
Performance

Y’all I wasn’t quite sure what to expect out of this stroker, I thought it was just gonna be an average experience with a funny look. However, the texture surprised me and I actually liked it quite a bit despite not really having a thing for aliens (until now 😈).
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