Doc Johnson MainSqueeze Lulu Chu Review

Design

So, how does it look? Well, exactly like Lulu Chu’s vagina, obviously, like the box says, The packaging gives you a nice view of her in lingerie, plus some random fun facts, in case you want to, I don’t know, quiz yourself later. There’s also a cross-section of the sleeve on the back of the box so you can analyze the texture like some kind of scientist.

The case is packed in there pretty snug, and once you pull it out, the pressure plate is right there on the side of the toy. The case itself is smooth matte black plastic, and the plate is glossy. Both caps screw on and off, the bottom one controls suction, the top one keeps the opening from collecting dust and other unwanted debris. Very efficient.

The internal texture is, uh, pretty intense. Starts with two circular slots, then moves into these rectangular ridges. After that, it opens up into more ring-like slots before ending in what they call a “pleasure dome,” whatever that means. It even has a nice smell, which is unexpected but not unwelcome. Cleanup is easy, just pull it out, wash it, dry it, and move on with your life.

Experience

It smells nice, looks fine, and generally does what it’s supposed to. The squeeze panel, though it’s not awful, is something that I could take or leave. Its inclusion doesn’t do much for me and I wouldn’t miss it if it were gone. Sometimes, when I was putting the sleeve back after cleaning, the panel would shift and wedge itself. It’s a small inconvenience, but not a huge deal.

So, I lubed it up, and honestly, the tight fit and bold texture are a pretty effective combo. Took no time at all before it did its job, and yeah, the result was pretty satisfying and messy, wink wink.

Quality

I couldn’t spot any flaws, inside or out. The threads on both caps were tight and secure, and the case itself felt really sturdy. There wasn’t a moment where the quality was in doubt.

Price

The price is around $70, but if you shop around online, you can find some pretty good deals. I think I saw one for about $50. Worth it if you’re a fan.