DOC JOHNSON's 8-Inch Cock to the rescue
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Overall Rating
Overall rating is based on Design, Sensory Quality, Ease of Use, and Ease of Cleaning. Price and Noise are shown for reference only.
My verdict
Pros
- Real feel, lovely texture and girth, Phthalate-Free and able to reach those special spots.
- Strap friendly and can be accessorized with Vac-U-Lock plugs and add-ons.
Cons
- On the heavier side for suction plug and wall play. Really have to squeeze suction plug in the hole.
Price

You can find this 8-inch cock online for around $85, BUT I found it at my local adult store for around $50 which I feel is a good deal. For the price, the quality is surely there despite my original doubts when purchasing it. You can find multiple sets on their website for decent prices. There's plenty of "real" dildos out there for $20, but they sure have never felt like this one. Worth it.
Performance

For price of this item, it DID live up to my expectations and maybe even more. I've been through a few dildos and this amongst another brand was my top in a real-feel cock. The tip was able to satisfy my g-spot and help in obtaining several climaxes. I use it weekly.
Plug hole underneath for suctions.

Suction cup can be a bit difficult. Take into set up time if using any accessories or straps.
Smooth and real-feel insertion tip.

Soft and squishy ULTRASKYN texture is very enjoyable. Appears real when wearing as a strap or add-on.
Materials and care

Natural toy cleaner, warm water, and dry. Make sure to clean the crevices around the balls! If you use a towel or similar material, it will collect cloth lint. I suggest toy safe wipes to prevent this. If you store in a more than cool place, you may have to warm it up a bit before use. I wouldn't suggest putting it near any heat.
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