DYSO Impulsion Review: Quite the Machine for Quite the Session

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The DYSO Impulsion machine lays against a black sofa.
Overall Rating
3.90/5
Product Design
3.8/5
Ease of use
3.5/5
4.2/5
Sensory Quality
4.1/5
Ease of Cleaning
  • Price
    3.7/5
  • Noise
    2.4/5
Keyword
My verdict
DYSO calls their Impulsion a “next-generation sex toy.” It features a 360-degree rotation, nine vibration modes, and eight rotating, all using body-safe materials and cutting-edge tech. But this jerk-off machine, resembling the handle-end of a lightsaber, is a heavy-duty (and heavy to hold) masturbatory sleeve set in a case. With an hour-and-thirty-minute charging time (and the charge lasting almost as long), this sex toy will give you exactly what you want. It's extremely customizable as you can adjust the experience, for however long you last. Certainly priced on the high-end of things, but still not so sky-high as some other motorized masturbators are. One needs to remember that in the end, this toy from DYSO is providing a squishy masturbatory sleeve inside a heavy case that is turned, twisted, and powered by a motor. If this is the kind of thing you’re into, DYSO delivers cock-rumbling fun with the Impulsion.
Pros
Heavy-duty, high-quality design.
Multiple speeds and vibrations.
Cons
Slightly pricey.
May be too much machine (and too weighty) for those who want simpler solo play.
Sleeve opening is very tight.
Design

Pretty much resembling a futuristic tube that you can as much see through, as open one end and put your dick into the sleeve inside, this DYSO masturbator follows the design of what most of these high-powered, heavy-duty cock pleasures look like.

There's no big surprise here other than there are a good amount of speeds and vibrations to customize the Impulsion to your liking and the thing is weighty, to be sure.

Too heavy? That's for you to decide or down to how fast the rolling rumbling little nubs of the sleeve get you off when you really get up to speed with this DYSO product.

Experience

I was kind of scared by the case, black, heavy as it is (when

it charges a light on the side looks like an eye and reminds me of a modern-day Cylons from Battlestar Galactica). But this is a heavy-duty powered jerker-offer, and you are getting what you pay for here…and with this DYSO Impulsion you will pay.

The sensations?

Well, the whole the sleeve is kind of tight, so it took me a bit to fit my way up and in, but the sleeve itself has a good sensation of nubs inside, so that was something nice to feel around my cock.

The real proof of the coming here though is when the DYSO is powered up and I got to run through the vibrations and speeds.

Wow, that's when my masturbation lifted to a whole other level!

Unlike other devices like this you get thrusting and vibration, kinda in just the wayyou want it, so you can ride things (best you can ride seeing how heavy this male masturbatory machine is) how you want it. As any of us who have ever used a Fleshlight or a machine like this will attest, after time, the weight of these things gets to you, so I kind of pushed to the higher speeds and a solid thrumming vibration so I could get there before my hand gave out.

Still, I can't fault the Impulsion, it is indeed state of the art; powerful, the buttons on its front easy to roll through, its charge lasts a good long time and you can easily slip the sleeve out to clean it.

Like I say you'll pay for it, to be sure, but this is a sturdy machine and if you are looking for this kind of a jerk-off experience, you won't do much better.

Quality

This is a well-made machine. The sleeve inside is body-safe and provides a wide range of sensations and once you flick the motor on the case to life, really the sky is in the limit of what you are going to feel across your cock.

Of course, with something made this solid you do sacrifice for weight...in that, the Impulsion does grow heavy after a time in your hand.

But this is sturdy stuff to be sure.

From the sleeve, to the case, to even the packaging this comes in, even a box that gives you a clear picture of the whole apparatus in its back fold, DYSO does indeed deliver here.

Price

Not the highest price motorized whammer-jammer jerk-off machine...but up there a bit if you are looking to spend in the lower-end masturbatory sleeve price range. Still DYSO does give you your money's worth with this vibrator; it is made solidly and delivers the wide range of sensations that it promises. And it holds it charge for a good long time.

Packaging

The box is solid, and the actual machine set in deep cushions; it's going nowhere in shipping. There's nothing to worry about with the Impulsion getting to your door.

Materials and care

There's not much to worry about when it comes to the overall case of this jerk off machine, it's heavy-duty plastic. You can slip the inside sleeve out though for a good quick once over, it's the usual warm water and toy cleaner or soapy water wash then let dry masturbatory sleeve cleaning

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    NastyGod1
    Apr 04, 2025
    Would really love to try this one
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    jpgarner00
    Mar 28, 2025
    This definitely looks like a higher quality fleshlight. Order some of the features?
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    Y3vummm7909
    Mar 17, 2025
    The best 100% Recommend!!
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    NastyGod1
    Mar 13, 2025
    Very nice review would definitely love to try this out
  • SpaceGrey45
    Feb 22, 2025
    Nice review! It looks very similar to the Fleshy Thrust Sync that I reviewed a while back. That thing was intense: - Tight Sleeve - Warming Feature - Lots of Stroking Automatic Patterns It's a pretty powerful toy!
  • Lesley
    Feb 19, 2025
    Nice, the Dyso Impulsion looks like an absolute beast! 🔥🔥 This review breaks it all down—power, performance, and pure intensity. Definitely one for the thrill-seekers! 👀💥
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