DYSO Impulsion Review: Quite the Machine for Quite the Session
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Overall Rating
Overall rating is based on Design, Sensory Quality, Ease of Use, and Ease of Cleaning. Price and Noise are shown for reference only.
My verdict
Pros
- Heavy-duty, high-quality design.
- Multiple speeds and vibrations.
Cons
- Slightly pricey.
- May be too much machine (and too weighty) for those who want simpler solo play.
- Sleeve opening is very tight.
Design
Pretty much resembling a futuristic tube that you can as much see through, as open one end and put your dick into the sleeve inside, this DYSO masturbator follows the design of what most of these high-powered, heavy-duty cock pleasures look like.
There's no big surprise here other than there are a good amount of speeds and vibrations to customize the Impulsion to your liking and the thing is weighty, to be sure.
Too heavy? That's for you to decide or down to how fast the rolling rumbling little nubs of the sleeve get you off when you really get up to speed with this DYSO product.
Experience
I was kind of scared by the case, black, heavy as it is (when
it charges a light on the side looks like an eye and reminds me of a modern-day Cylons from Battlestar Galactica). But this is a heavy-duty powered jerker-offer, and you are getting what you pay for here…and with this DYSO Impulsion you will pay.
The sensations?
Well, the whole the sleeve is kind of tight, so it took me a bit to fit my way up and in, but the sleeve itself has a good sensation of nubs inside, so that was something nice to feel around my cock.
The real proof of the coming here though is when the DYSO is powered up and I got to run through the vibrations and speeds.
Wow, that's when my masturbation lifted to a whole other level!
Unlike other devices like this you get thrusting and vibration, kinda in just the wayyou want it, so you can ride things (best you can ride seeing how heavy this male masturbatory machine is) how you want it. As any of us who have ever used a Fleshlight or a machine like this will attest, after time, the weight of these things gets to you, so I kind of pushed to the higher speeds and a solid thrumming vibration so I could get there before my hand gave out.
Still, I can't fault the Impulsion, it is indeed state of the art; powerful, the buttons on its front easy to roll through, its charge lasts a good long time and you can easily slip the sleeve out to clean it.
Like I say you'll pay for it, to be sure, but this is a sturdy machine and if you are looking for this kind of a jerk-off experience, you won't do much better.
Quality
This is a well-made machine. The sleeve inside is body-safe and provides a wide range of sensations and once you flick the motor on the case to life, really the sky is in the limit of what you are going to feel across your cock.
Of course, with something made this solid you do sacrifice for weight...in that, the Impulsion does grow heavy after a time in your hand.
But this is sturdy stuff to be sure.
From the sleeve, to the case, to even the packaging this comes in, even a box that gives you a clear picture of the whole apparatus in its back fold, DYSO does indeed deliver here.
Price
Not the highest price motorized whammer-jammer jerk-off machine...but up there a bit if you are looking to spend in the lower-end masturbatory sleeve price range. Still DYSO does give you your money's worth with this vibrator; it is made solidly and delivers the wide range of sensations that it promises. And it holds it charge for a good long time.
Packaging
The box is solid, and the actual machine set in deep cushions; it's going nowhere in shipping. There's nothing to worry about with the Impulsion getting to your door.
Materials and care
There's not much to worry about when it comes to the overall case of this jerk off machine, it's heavy-duty plastic. You can slip the inside sleeve out though for a good quick once over, it's the usual warm water and toy cleaner or soapy water wash then let dry masturbatory sleeve cleaning
About This Author
Ralph Greco, Jr. is a professional writer and musician living in the wilds of suburban NJ on the east coast of America.
- NNastyGod1Apr 04, 2025Would really love to try this one
- Jjpgarner00Mar 28, 2025This definitely looks like a higher quality fleshlight. Order some of the features?
- YY3vummm7909Mar 17, 2025The best 100% Recommend!!
- NNastyGod1Mar 13, 2025Very nice review would definitely love to try this out
SpaceGrey45Feb 22, 2025Nice review! It looks very similar to the Fleshy Thrust Sync that I reviewed a while back. That thing was intense: - Tight Sleeve - Warming Feature - Lots of Stroking Automatic Patterns It's a pretty powerful toy!
LesleyFeb 19, 2025Nice, the Dyso Impulsion looks like an absolute beast! 🔥🔥 This review breaks it all down—power, performance, and pure intensity. Definitely one for the thrill-seekers! 👀💥
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