DYSO Impulsion Review: Quite the Machine for Quite the Session
Feb 19, 2025
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My verdict
DYSO calls their Impulsion a “next-generation sex toy.” It features a 360-degree rotation, nine vibration modes, and eight rotating, all using body-safe materials and cutting-edge tech. But this jerk-off machine, resembling the handle-end of a lightsaber, is a heavy-duty (and heavy to hold) masturbatory sleeve set in a case.
With an hour-and-thirty-minute charging time (and the charge lasting almost as long), this sex toy will give you exactly what you want. It's extremely customizable as you can adjust the experience, for however long you last.
Certainly priced on the high-end of things, but still not so sky-high as some other motorized masturbators are. One needs to remember that in the end, this toy from DYSO is providing a squishy masturbatory sleeve inside a heavy case that is turned, twisted, and powered by a motor.
If this is the kind of thing you’re into, DYSO delivers cock-rumbling fun with the Impulsion.
Pros
- Heavy-duty, high-quality design.
- Multiple speeds and vibrations.
Cons
- Slightly pricey.
- May be too much machine (and too weighty) for those who want simpler solo play.
- Sleeve opening is very tight.