Elephant Vibrator - I'm obsessed!!

Before I even start, I need to say that this is without a doubt THE best unboxing experience that I have ever come across with toys. Both my wife and I were blown away with that just for a start. It has little drawers in the box and to heck with a carrying bag...yeah...you get a whole carrying box that doubles as a charger! No dust and dirt is getting into this toy! The chorus is perfect for hands-free blended orgasms with penetrative sex. This toy works better for gentle lovemaking over going to pound town. Positions that involve grinding and riding work better as it pushes the clit vibrator up against her. As the man part of the deal, I can say that for me it feels good and is powerful. She loves it too and and it brings us closer. As it is hands free you can insert it under your underwear too and use the remote and/or app (both of which work very well) to get started and once she is warmed up, you can start taking things to the next level. On the topic of the remote (we prefer to use it over the app), the squeeze function is tops and is a genius way to give that extra boost without fiddling with buttons. Note that this is a partner toy and although you could use it with a dildo, I don't feel that that would be justified considering the price and how there are so many toys on the market that can be used for solo play. Fun Hint: You can use this for sneaky public play or while watching a movie.

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Not to be biased or insensitive by any means, but it has to be said... This is "A Hippy's First Dildo"! I could easily see this device being handed out as an environmentally, sex-positive goodie bag item at an earth-friendly festival, and I genuinely think that would be pretty awesome. Especially if it came in a hemp or other ethically sourced material type bag! (wink wink, nudge nudge! Please include a storage pouch next batch!) The Blush Gaia Bullet is the "world's first sustainably made vibrator" and it sure as hell beats the Blush Lipstick any day. This environmentally friendly device uses two AA batteries (NOT included) and features an adjustable dial at the base of the battery cover with a 90º turn radius (not to be mistaken for a seam in the design >.>). The vibes are great for beginners but more than likely too weak for more experienced users or ones that just prefer a more intense vibe. It has no IPX rating, and is only considered to be splashproof so, I guess it's eco-friendly with water consumption too? ><" If the Rocks-Off SugarBoo, with its more intense vibes and settings, can claim to run for 3 hours on a single pair of batteries, I'd say this would last just as long, if not much longer since it's less intense overall. As long as you have a spare pair and a charger handy you can run as long as you'd like with very little down time! This is long enough and girthy enough to be used on its own, but small enough that it can be paired with another toy or used with your partner. I'd much rather be a relaxed, nap under a tree type girl than a dressed up night on the town one! Though I admittedly have desires to be both lol. That being said, I don't know that this would necessarily be a toy I'd reach for again any time soon just because I much prefer a bit more intense of a vibration than it can offer. I'm extremely happy that it's part of my collection though and wouldn't be against going back to it at all! Especially since I overcame my user error lol.

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FemmeFunn Klio is my absolute favorite rabbit vibrator that I own, with 3 powerful motors that stimulate the clitoris, A-spot, and G-spot for intense blended orgasms. It has 5 internal thumping speeds, 10 internal vibration modes, and 3 external thumping speeds. Each of the motors can be controlled individually to customize your pleasure. The body-safe silicone feels luxurious to the touch, and this vibrator is 100% submersible in water. It's rechargeable and available in two colors. The price is high, but FemmeFunn has some of the most powerful motors I've experienced. This toy is NOT for beginners, unless you're really brave!

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I am pretty new to using wands and having worked in a store that sold such toys, I knew all the warnings going into it. I've heard they can desensitize you, for one thing. Well, the ProWand is definitely THAT powerful. It was a bit too much for me even on the lowest setting. I wanted to like it and enjoy it, but there was no way to line it up just right that it didn't feel like more than I could possibly handle. However, if you're a wand user already, this one is a great addition to your collection because it has one really interesting feature.

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This device looks like an exotically fancy dental device that could be found at Five Below. If the TSA used this to do cavity searches I'd go to an airport more often. This product looks a Bluetooth device with the widest range of reception. All that aside, Dyso's ClimaxTouch is definitely on point with its name and its features. The dual headed aspect, 10 settings per head, swappable tips, penetrative ability, wide range of external stimulation capabilities, and beautiful design make it a pretty desirable product in my opinion. I could easily see it being used both as a foreplay device and full solo mission one. Of the 3 Dyso products I currently own, Dysoflex and Aerolure being the other two, this is the clear winner. If I combined what features I liked about the other two it wouldn't come close to the features of this device that I not only like but would consistently use.

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The Plus One Vibrating Wand is smooth in every sense of the word. Suave, moderately powerful vibrations radiate from its broad, soft head with a flexible neck, giving you total control of where the vibes go and how much pressure they apply. Overall, I was satisfied with this toy - it doesn’t have the strength of other wands, but the cadence of the vibrations rolls instead of pounds, making this wand more sensual than most vibrators. It has 10 settings varying in intensity and pattern, is cordless, and fully waterproof. The silicone surrounding the toy is soft and feels nice in your hand as you maneuver the wand. It's a great first wand or vibrator, but I wouldn’t recommend it to experienced players looking for a new toy. For my taste, it was a little too simple. However, there really isn’t anything to complain about.

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The Iroha Stick has a shocking amount of power and is cleverly designed. But it’s too gimmicky for my taste. Overall, it’s a simple mini bullet vibrator designed to look like lipstick. I don’t think it’s fooling anyone, although if someone found it in my bag, it might take them a moment to realize. The head of the stick is angled like lipstick but has a small fork like a snake's tongue at its end. The angle and fork really elevate the toy as a whole. The Stick packs a punch, it can ramp up quite a bit. I’d say the equivalent of a three or a four on a regular-sized toy. It is battery powered and claims to be waterproof–I’ll get into that later in the review. For what it is, a lipstick vibrator, it’s great. We all have our own kitsch thing that will always get our attention. Lipstick vibrators aren’t mine, so I wouldn’t go out of my way to get this one again. However, it would be a fun gift for a bachelorette party or something similar!

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If the Fairy Godmother had given Cinderella the Swan Era Wand she wouldn't have needed to go to the ball! ;P If Hermione Granger found the Swan Era Wand at Ollivanders, she'd be saying Lavios-Aaaaaaaaaaah. xD One more... You could unlock my Chamber of Secrets with an Iiiiiii-want-some-more-aaaaaah spell... Okay okay, bad puns/jokes aside... in all seriousness... I'd highly recommend this product. It's small enough to be an easy travel companion, it's suuuuper powerful, and it'll make you feel magical inside and out!

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