EroGeisha Takoyaki Tentacle Review
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Overall Rating
Overall rating is based on Design, Sensory Quality, Ease of Use, and Ease of Cleaning. Price and Noise are shown for reference only.
My verdict
Pros
- Delivers a nice mix of fantasy and realism.
- A nice, intense experience.
Cons
- Not for the faint of heart.
- Silicone could be softer.
Experience
Design
Packaging
Materials and care
- SmokeahontazzAug 28, 2025Honestly looks kind of scary and well, intimidating but hey I’ll try anything twice 🤣 looks like a good way to explore my freakier side. I’m definitely attracted to the design and the idea in general, I’m not sure if my small body could take it in reality but I sure want to try.
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