Hello Cake Oral Stroker review: Pocket-sized and Pleasurable
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- Price2.0/5
- Noise2.5/5
- Pros
- Affordable
- Small and compact
- Easy to clean
- Cons
- A little too soft
- Kind of noisy
- Silicone gets tacky
Okay, so this stroker is technically meant to help with oral sex, but honestly, it works pretty well for solo use too. It’s made of silicone, and it’s got this cool cone shape. It’s about 3.5 to 4 inches long, with this deep blue color that honestly makes it look kinda sleek. The opening is wider at the bottom and gets smaller toward the top, The top edge is grooved to help accommodate someone else’s lips, or yours if you can reach it (I won’t judge). Inside, it’s got ridges and a couple of beads, which sounds cool, right? But here’s the thing: I kinda wish they’d used a firmer material because the texture gets a little mushy sometimes, like it doesn’t hold its shape, and that can mess with the whole sensation. It’s like when you expect a solid, firm bead and get a flimsy one instead.
Using it was… alright. It doesn’t do anything groundbreaking or add any new bells and whistles to the world of adult toys, but it does the job. It doesn’t require a lot of lube, and the design is simple enough to just pick up and use right out of the box. There’s no learning curve or weird issues. As I mentioned, the texture inside is decent, but honestly, it could really use a firmer material. That way, you’d actually feel the ridges and beads more. As it is, it mostly stimulates the base of your cock, with the head kind of taking a backseat during solo play in terms of pleasure. Oh, and the silicone can get a bit tacky after cleaning, but if you let it air dry and dust it with some renewal powder, it’s good as new.
For $20, the quality of this toy is pretty solid. The silicone holds up well even after repeated use, though it does get a bit sticky and tacky over time. But honestly, as long as you give it regular care and maintenance, it’ll probably last you a few months without any major issues.
Like I mentioned earlier, it’s pretty affordable. At just $20, you can find it at places like CVS or even Walmart! I just checked online, and you can even snag one on Amazon for $15. If you’re on the hunt for a budget-friendly toy, whether it’s for you and a partner or maybe your first toy, it’s a solid, inexpensive option that gets the job done.
I haven’t tried it with a partner yet, but just talking about the toy itself, it gets the job done without any issues. It performs adequately enough, no complaints, no fuss. It’s not super lube-hungry, and cleanup is a breeze, so you can just focus on enjoying it without too much hassle.
