Kissed by a Unicorn: My Surrender to the Creature Cocks Unicorn Kiss (Review)

Some toys command your attention, this one asked for my obedience. The moment I saw that shimmering swirl of color, I knew I was about to be kissed by something far more magical than gentle.

Design

The Creature Cocks Unicorn Kiss is what happens when fantasy seduces reality. From the first glance, it’s impossible not to be enchanted, a rainbow, pearlescent swirl that glows softly in the dark, shaped like the teasing curl of a unicorn’s tongue. It’s a toy that doesn’t just invite play; it invites surrender. The design feels like it was made for someone who craves pleasure wrapped in whimsy, indulgence, and just a touch of danger. The curves are deliberate, the ridges subtle yet provocative, and that tongue like tip, it almost feels like it’s looking for somewhere to worship. The larger size makes it still approachable for a variety of users: enough to fill, enough to challenge, but never overwhelming. Under clothing or in the light of candles, it looks as enchanting as it feels. The glow-in-the-dark feature is more than just a gimmick; it’s pure atmosphere. Watching that faint, ethereal light trace every movement adds a sense of magic that’s hard to describe. It makes the toy feel alive, like something that doesn’t just exist for you, but plays with you.

Quality

Creature Cocks never disappoints when it comes to craftsmanship, and the Unicorn Kiss is no exception. The silicone is premium, soft, supple, and with that perfect matte finish that feels like a caress before it even touches you. There are no seams, no sharp edges, no imperfections. Every swirl of color is part of the material itself, not just painted on, meaning the beauty won’t fade no matter how often it’s used. The suction cup base is impressively strong, holding steady against glass, tile, or a smooth headboard. It’s ideal for hands-free sessions, or for when you want to let go completely and let the toy have its way. The silicone itself has a little give but enough firmness to press exactly where you want it to. Everything about the Unicorn Kiss feels deliberate, like it was made for someone who loves attention to detail, someone who wants to feel cared for and taken apart, all at once.

Experience

From the first touch, the Unicorn Kiss feels different. The silicone warms quickly against the skin, and the narrow, tongue-shaped tip makes the first slide in almost tender, a tease before the real push. Each ridge that follows adds depth and texture, creating sensations that are both soft and commanding. For me, it’s a toy that invites stillness at first, the kind of slow, exploring rhythm that makes you sigh instead of moan. But once I got comfortable, the thrusts became addictive. The shape encourages a rocking motion that presses perfectly against all the right spots, almost like it knows where to go. The glow adds something emotional to the experience. In the dark, the faint blue-green light glimmers with every movement, like being touched by something from another realm. It’s sensual, yes, but also strangely tender, the kind of toy that turns pleasure into a full-body fantasy. As a submissive, there’s something incredibly intoxicating about being told to “ride the unicorn” and watching that glowing tongue move between your thighs. It’s not just play, it’s a scene, a moment, a surrender wrapped in color and light.

Performance

When it comes to performance, the Unicorn Kiss doesn’t just meet expectations, it exceeds them in all the right ways. The silicone strikes a beautiful balance between softness and stability. It bends enough to move with you but never loses its strength. The suction cup base is powerful enough to hold up under pressure, literally. Whether you’re riding it on the floor, in the shower, or pressed against a mirror, it stays exactly where it’s supposed to. The flare of the base also makes it harness-compatible, which opens up a whole new range of possibilities for partnered play. Size-wise, it’s a dream: thick enough to feel full, yet sculpted in a way that makes entry smooth and non-threatening. It’s a toy that listens to your body, one that gives you the confidence to explore deeper, longer, harder… or softer, if that’s what you crave. Materials and Care Made from 100% body-safe platinum-cure silicone, the Unicorn Kiss is as safe as it is beautiful. The material is hypoallergenic, phthalate-free, and non-porous, which means it’s easy to clean and will never harbor bacteria. Cleaning it feels almost ceremonial. Warm water, gentle soap, or a toy cleaner will keep it pristine. You can even boil it for full sterilization if you’re sharing or switching between partners. And yes, it’s completely waterproof, perfect for shower play, or just for washing away the afterglow. Because it’s silicone, water-based lubricants are the perfect match. A little goes a long way, and the material holds moisture beautifully, ensuring that every glide feels smooth and intentional.

Packaging

Creature Cocks understands that presentation is part of pleasure. The Unicorn Kiss arrives in discreet, unmarked packaging, no one will guess the magic inside. Opening it, though, feels like unwrapping a secret gift. The toy comes protected in a soft pouch that’s both practical and pretty, perfect for storage or travel. The brand includes small, thoughtful touches, a thank-you card, care instructions, and a sense of personality that makes it feel handmade and personal. It’s clear that the creators put love into their work, and that love carries through to the unboxing experience. Price The Unicorn Kiss falls comfortably in the mid-range for handcrafted silicone fantasy toys, but given the artistry, materials, and sheer creativity, it’s worth every penny. It’s built to last, both in structure and in style, and it delivers an experience that feels elevated compared to mass-market toys. Considering how unique the design is, and how functional it remains despite its fantastical aesthetic, it’s an exceptional value for anyone looking to invest in something special.