This is a weird little toy. I’ve told you guys before that I judge sex toys by their cover. It’s not something I’m proud of, and I’ve been proven wrong many times. I was hoping to be proven wrong this time, really. I gave it a shot, I promise. Even when I had to go to the store and buy new batteries, I told myself it would be worth it. But this creepy and useless toy was not worth it. I also want to say, I’m all for lifelike dildos with realistic texture and ribbing. But do not dye it primary blue and make it unnecessarily squishy. I don’t have any interest in a soft and blue penis. I don’t like that it’s the same color as a children's toy. You can have lifelike and you can have bright colors, you cannot have them both and expect me to like it. A pastel would have been wonderful and an earth tone would have been even better. I’m not saying it can’t be colorful. I am saying that it cannot look and feel like a children’s slime tube. Aesthetics aside, let's discuss performance. First, it required batteries, but once we got past that annoyance and into playtime it did absolutely nothing for me. It was so soft and gooey. It doesn’t target your G-spot, and the handle is too short to maneuver. And while the veins and ribbing were nice, they were not as stimulating as I’m sure they were meant to be. Plus, the vibrations were “meh.” The only service it really provides is penetration. It’s hard to find something redeeming about this toy.

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It took me five minutes, with instructions in hand, to discover how to ignite the device. Hold for three seconds to turn on, click gently to switch between settings. The lights are subtle, so that’s nice. The power was way more than any of my off-brand Hitachi wands or previous bullet vibrators. It has no bells and whistles. No remote. Not even a handle to relieve some of the intense power from reaching my hands. My skin felt the vibrations without actually touching the device, so playing with the settings and the physical placement allowed a diverse range of sensations. I feel like this toy has three ideal settings: in a sleeve or other holder (and its intense power would allow this and not have its effectiveness dampened), as a toy to tease or torture a partner, or for discretion, something to sneak to work or toss in a suitcase. I lament that these types of vibrating toys never have a way to track what setting you are on, and as far as I can tell, this toy does not. You are left to count and listen to the various noise patterns to determine which settings you are and find your favorites. For solo insertion, this toy seems too small to hold and the completely smooth shape means if you want to dip inside you better have practice with jade eggs and other Kegel-style “exercisers.” The force of the device seems to muddy where the toy impacts sensation more, on the hand or on the target. There is a technique, if you balance the vibrator like a top or a driedel, using only minimal pressure from one finger, that you can enjoy the toy solo without the heavy aftershocks in the hands. The size of this little guy leads me to explore if I can find new uses for it… So while it may not be practical and for immediate needs, it certainly inspires my creativity. With some stores offering this toy at $18 (Walmart), this toy provides more power and enjoyment than expected, I will probably save it for play at an unexpected unexpected place and time, not in the bedroom.

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M’Lady Tiny Vibrating Wand is the perfect mix of funny, adorable, powerful, and effective. It’s so mighty and so small. I can’t get enough of it. Every time I look at it or use it, I have to chuckle. M’Lady is the perfect name; it matches the silliness of this ridiculously cute toy. Enough about the vibe it gives off, let’s talk about the actual vibes because they’re immaculate. Defying the laws of physics, this toy packs a punch. I could see the manufacturer releasing this toy as a gimmick, giving it one or two moderate speeds. But no, M’Lady is powered by Power Bullet. It has 3 speeds and 4 patterns that will knock your socks off. It comes in a precious carrying case, allowing you to hide it in your purse and take it with you for a date night or a short trip. I’m just so thrilled with this itsy, bitsy, teeny, weeny wand.

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I really wanted this to be the one that saves me, but I don't know if it's really my Wonderwall. lol The Pure Envy Oasis is a dual ended triple threat: vibrating dildo, clit licking action, and a suction function with two attachments. The suction feature is operated by two buttons, one you can hold for 3 seconds so it does a continuous suck or press and control yourself and one to release the overall suction. The little tongue on its own is smoothly textured but comes with a little grippy to add a bit more sensation, is operated by one button that's held for a moment to power it on and then pressed to cycle through its 7 lovely licking modes. The vibrating thick boy dildo end is pretty decent and has 10 features that are controlled with one button as well, hold to power on and press to cycle through. This is one of the most unique toys in my collection thus far and leaves me with mixed feelings. I love, or least really want to love, the licking feature, as it does feel delightful but it's a bit more cumbersome to keep in place than other toys with a similar feature. The dildo end is quite nice, has I believe one of the thicker girths in my collection so far so there's a bit of variety in that category now and the vibrations are decent. The suction features has me dumbfounded lol, I think it's definitely user error but I don't find it to be an enjoyable feature personally but I did find it useful as a wall/lid suction cup should I ever decide to go down the hands free rabbit hole someday.

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Tawney finds the Fun Factory Sundaes a unique, powerful toy with a self-thrusting, rocking motion that provides deep, rumbly vibrations. Although it takes some getting used to, she enjoys its G-spot stimulation and versatility for both internal and external use. The toy's travel-friendly features, waterproof design, and strong motor make it an exciting addition to her collection.

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This is a great toy for those looking to excite their partner from across the house or from across the country. It's an excellent vibrator with two different motors. The top section stimulates your clitoris and the bottom arm enters your vagina to vibrate on your G-Spot! You could also use this for couple's play during intercourse or long-distance play. Wanna watch this on YT? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKewSBemc4w

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This device looks like an exotically fancy dental device that could be found at Five Below. If the TSA used this to do cavity searches I'd go to an airport more often. This product looks a Bluetooth device with the widest range of reception. All that aside, Dyso's ClimaxTouch is definitely on point with its name and its features. The dual headed aspect, 10 settings per head, swappable tips, penetrative ability, wide range of external stimulation capabilities, and beautiful design make it a pretty desirable product in my opinion. I could easily see it being used both as a foreplay device and full solo mission one. Of the 3 Dyso products I currently own, Dysoflex and Aerolure being the other two, this is the clear winner. If I combined what features I liked about the other two it wouldn't come close to the features of this device that I not only like but would consistently use.

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Bear with me for a moment, I know this statement is going to be a bit weird, but it's the most accurate description I feel I could use at the moment. The Motorbunny G2G brought an orgasm and fantasy on that was a culmination of all of the hottest, flirty, fun, juvenile dry hump sessions I've ever experienced. I'm honestly a bit upset I didn't have someone around to nibble, tease, and play with while I tested it, but I came away blushing, gushing and feeling like I did anyway. Combine that with the fact that I can also sit around and play classic games, you have one hell of a happy camper! That aside, the Motorbunny G2G has 9 settings (3 vibes and 6 patterns), a use time of around 4 hours, 3 ways to interact with it (itself, an app, and the Playmate adapter), an IPX7 rating, and comes with 3 different colored magnets to customize its look. The app consists of 10 classic games with sensually punny names, and a remote control menu that allows you to raise and lower the intensity, doodle yourself a new pattern, have your favorite song rock your world, or have someone join the room and do any of those for you! The Playmate is a device that features an accelerometer that enables tilting actions to control the vibrations of the toy, it also claims to react to in-game haptics but that feature is sadly subpar at this point in time. Just know, if you're into a little bump and grind type of session, this is definitely a good toy for it!

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I have never had a bullet before and I am actually impressed. The Bullet Mini from BMS Factory comes packaged well and has a cute little heart-shaped magnetic charger. I am excited to take this on my next vacation because it's portable and powerful enough to not really need a bunch of other toys.

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