Like a Kitten Banana Cream Review: This Healthy Snack Will Have You Peeling Your Panties Off!

Video Review!

Ranting of a Mad Woman!

♪ This shit is bananas... B-A-N-A-N-A-S ♪

I'm not sorry for any of the puns I've used up until this moment and I'm not sorry for the ones that have yet to be used, if you don't like it the back button is in the upper left of your browser :P.

I'm perplexed... Genuinely not sure how I really feel about this device and having a bit of an introspective breakdown regarding it lol... I find I'm simultaneously amused and repulsed by the name while also feeling weird about violating a banana even though it's a cliché and an overly sexualized food. I suppose it'd be no different than a hotdog, carrot, cucumber, zucchini, eggplant or squash type... and I'd rather fuck a silicone version of any of those before the real thing any day of the week, but it still, real or fake, feels weird all the same lol. In all honesty, I'm still extremely squeamish, prudish and awkward around the whole "cream" sensation in the terms of sexual things... it's comparable to how people feel when someone says "moist" lol.... just... no thanks ><". "Cream" or "Creaming" is reserved for donut filling, cocoa topping, baking and just genuine non-sexualized ordeals lol... do not come at me with that term in a sexual manner, I'll turn away immediately lol.

Moving on from than rant...

Mini Summary!

This nether region splitting banana will have you peeling your panties off in no time with its air pulse and full body vibration functions. Each function has 7 potassium powered features that will have you going bananas in no time! The air pulse function consists of 1 type of pulse with 7 intensities, to access them: remove the stem cap then hold the bottom button to power the function on/off and press it to continuously cycle through the settings. The full body vibration function consists of 3 single vibration intensities and 4 patterns, to access them: hold the top button to power the function on/off and press it to continuously cycle through the settings. This low hanging fruit will only stay ripe for around an hour, but it's unknown how long it'll take to get to that stage. To help speed the process up, use the provided magnetic charger to give it the electrolytes it needs to flourish. It's also unknown how much water it can handle one way or another so it's best to heed with caution. Be advised when cleaning the air pulse opening that it is deepish and extra care should be applied.

If you find you're ready for a new type of healthy snack head on over to Like a Kitten to pick this fruit from the bunch for $69.45.

Packaging!

**** This section will be super similar to that of the Cake Eater and the Heavenly Humpback since the overall look is the same for each. ****

First things first, I'm absolute Bewitched by Like a Kitten's whole aesthetic for this box and the other two boxes I received from them... they're just lovely and utterly delightful in their own ways. It makes me hope that these three devices each make me twitch my nose and feel magical ><". The font choices, stars and overall coloring scheme just make me want to go binge watch the show lol. I also find that I'd accept and have already pictured Fran Drescher being a spokeswoman for it, since the font chosen for "Banana" has The Nanny vibes to me and I just feel it would make CiCi feel uncomfortable and would certainly provoke Niles into getting her a basket of them lol.

I really just enjoy the playfulness of this box in its entirety... so much so that the uncomfortableness I feel about the name itself can be overlooked enough to take this to the counter and purchase it. I'm super in love with the storage box inside of each package and was genuinely and pleasantly surprised when I pulled this one out for the first time as I didn't expect it to be in there at all. Even though it's somewhat bulky, I do like it as an alternative to a pouch as it feels sturdy, easier to organize in some sense, and should definitely keep it from being jostled about.

I love the messages that are on the inner panel of each box and how comfortable each woman is with her sexuality. I find that each one makes me feel envious and comforted at all once lol. I have been longing to feel more comfortable in my own skin in many ways, as well as wanting to feel part of a group that accepts me as I am rather than who I'm trying to be so I can fit. I was told once that I'm like a puzzle piece that just keeps trying to fit some place I don't... it was poetically accurate and disheartening lol. I feel doing these reviews has definitely gotten me more in touch with a lot of things about myself, aside from the obvious sexual innuendo and happenstance lol, and I'm thankful for it lol. I still feel I have a long way to go, but it feels easier now than it did before.

I enjoy seeing designs and concepts like this that recognize that vulnerability in the customers and aim to unite and comfort rather than divide and cut down. This one brings an unexpected comedy relief that I never thought or considered that I'd come across in any of these toys in my collection thus far. At the same time it also addresses having a level of comfort with one's own sexuality despite what others may think and I find that beautiful. I know that Dame as a women owned company tries to promote such a concept in their company message that they include on their packaging, but I much prefer the more whimsical way that Like a Kitten is going about it.

What's in the Box?!

**** This section will be super similar to that of the Cake Eater and the Heavenly Humpback since the overall contents are the same for each. ****

Inside the package: The toy itself, a magnetic charger, a manual and a storage box.

Love the storage box, the simplicity of the entire packaging, the magnetic charger and even though it's missing a charge time and IPX rating, I like the layout, Spanglish and colors of the manual lol.

The Air Pulse Function!

Information and Operation: The 7 panty peeling air pulse features are accessed by the bottom button; simply hold it to power the function on/off and press it to cycle through the settings. The settings consist of 1 single pulse pattern with 7 intensities.

How Did It Feel?!: Initial charge and testing while typing. There is just something so appeeling about air pulse toys, as right off the bat the initial setting is already exciting. Something to note is how quiet the first setting is, especially when held against the desired areas, as the second setting is a large jump in sound especially when not in contact with anything. Another thing to note is that it seemed like it took a minute to properly start up, like an AC kicking into gear and starting to cool lol. The second intensity is honestly almost too much after like 30sec to a min of contact. It's still more gentle than the initial INYA Rose setting, but quite close to it at the same time. Going past the third intensity is too much for me lol. I tried and like less than 5 secs made me shiver lol.

Opinion: I love that it's all intensities and no patterns, as patterns tend to suck in a bad way lol. I'm not sure how I feel about the intensities from 3 and beyond... whether they are wasteful as I may never use them or if I'm thankful as one day I may get used to 1-3 and need something higher. Either way, I'm thankful setting one gets things done at the moment and that that's the only one I care to touch lol.

The Vibe Function!

Information and Operation: The 7 nether region splitting vibration features are accessed by the top button; simply hold the button to power the function on/off and press it to continuously cycle through the settings. The settings consist of 3 single vibration intensities and 4 patterns.

How Did It Feel?!: Initial charge and typing while testing. The insertable length and overall girth are definitely decent, the length being capable of G-Spot stimulation for sure, any deeper and you'll lose control/reach of the buttons. A remote would definitely be a useful feature here. The overall sensation is buzzy and intense which isn't bad, unless you're a fan of rumbly vibes more. I currently find the third single vibration too tingly, and though I would use the second, I think I'd stick to letting the first one get the job done as it's more than capable. I'm genuinely shocked that all of the patterns are enjoyable! Like a Kitten has a better understand of patterns than CamToyz, at least in my opinion, as they aren't abrupt interrupted pulses but continuous waves that have variation. I really dislike that cliché alarm type of pattern and am so thankful this toy doesn't feature it. In fact, I actually see myself potentially using these patterns on occasion instead of ignoring them like most other toys I do that with.

Opinion: It has strong buzzy vibrations that are extremely ticklish when it comes to external stimulation and almost too ticklish for internal as well lol. The most surprisingly thing was finding that the patterns were more wave like and highly enjoyable rather than morse code or abrupt interruptions with loud accompanying sounds that make the whole experience unenjoyable. The length is a dilemma, I find I want to fully insert at times but losing function of the buttons if I want to change something while it's deep inside is a bit of a bummer. Would come back to this toy not only for comedic effect/relief but because it's actually enjoyable and I like the fact that I can switch between air pulse and penetrative vibrations.