Like a Kitten Cake Eater Review: Make Sure You Save Room For Dessert ;P

Video Review!

Rantings of a Mad Woman!

I have to say I was utterly amused when I saw this in my box of mystery goodies, if it had been on top I might have thought I secretly ordered a snack box ><". Honestly kind of brings a whole new meaning to "late night snack" now lol. Definitely love the punny name and I'm super delighted it's the blue one, as it's my favorite color and it makes me want to put it out on display somewhere that much more; in fact, I might genuinely have to keep it on the end table next to me here in the living room lol. Though I'm super torn because I already felt dirty at the thought of violating a banana, violating a cupcake feels like an extra level of wrong ><". Talk about Devil's Food Cake ><". At least it's not fattening! ><"

Mini Summary!

According to the package label, this little cupcake can't wait to be the one to do the ravishing lol! The decorative topper on this adorable pastry isn't just for show, it is the show, providing 10 spoon licking actions, 3 single pattern intensities and 7 wild patterns, that are sure to have you coming back for more! To start stirring up that batter simply hold the button on the wrapper to power the device on/off and press it to continuously cycle through the settings. This cupcake has a sugar rush that'll last 1.5hrs, but there's no telling how long the crash will be, but rest assured a USB-C and magnetic base charger combo will have it resting easy until it's ready for more. Unfortunately, there's no known recipe fix to help this cupcake if it gets too watery, so be cautious regarding the liquid amounts used as there's no official IPX rating provided!

If you're in need of something to satisfy your sweet tooth, this delightful baked good is available in 3 colors (Blue, Pink and Purple) for $39.45 on Like a Kitten's site.

Packaging!

**** This section will be super similar to that of the Banana Cream and the Heavenly Humpback since the overall look is the same for each. ****

First things first, I'm absolute Bewitched by Like a Kitten's whole aesthetic for this box and the other two boxes I received from them... they're just lovely and utterly delightful in their own ways. It makes me hope that these three devices each make me twitch my nose and feel magical ><". The font choices, stars and overall coloring scheme just make me want to go binge watch the show lol. In fact that might be what I put on to go to sleep to when I'm finished typing these ardickles up ><".

Despite being so playful on the outside, the inside panel of this box feels quite rebellious and darker than I'd have imagined for a cupcake, but also oddly liberating and inspiring lol. The plushie she's holding reminds me of Plushie Dreadfuls, which I believe I incorrectly named in the video review (sorry ><"). If you've never heard of them, look them up! They're a company that aims to bring awareness and comfort to people from all walks of life. My sister is a huge collector of their Alice in Wonderland plushies and has a few for genuine diagnosis and comfort reasons as well. A few dark moments in my life resulted in her gifting me a CPTSD plushie that she felt covered and would comfort what I've been going through and I'll admit is has been a nice little thing to have near by.

I love the messages that are on the inner panel of each box and how comfortable each woman is with her sexuality. I find that each one makes me feel envious and comforted at all once lol. I have been longing to feel more comfortable in my own skin in many ways, as well as wanting to feel part of a group that accepts me as I am rather than who I'm trying to be so I can fit. I was told once that I'm like a puzzle piece that just keeps trying to fit some place I don't... it was poetically accurate and disheartening lol. I feel doing these reviews has definitely gotten me more in touch with a lot of things about myself, aside from the obvious sexual innuendo and happenstance lol, and I'm thankful for it lol. I still feel I have a long way to go, but it feels easier now than it did before.

I enjoy seeing designs and concepts like this that recognize that vulnerability in the customers and aim to unite and comfort rather than divide and cut down. I love that this one in particular is hitting the nail on the head for what I've been feeling a lot lately. I wish I was and could be naturally comfortable with who I am rather than trying to feel comfortable. Though I aim to be genuine around people, I ooze insecurity and project my fears and self judgements onto others and it results in a lot of loneliness and misunderstandings or piss poor mistakes and events. If I was comfortable in my own skin and didn't aim to seek validation from others as often as I did or in the forms I have, I might have avoided a lot of bad circumstances in life and been further ahead than journaling in a sex toy review right now lol ><".... Humans be speshul lol.

What's in the Box?!

**** This section will be super similar to that of the Banana Cream and the Heavenly Humpback since the overall contents are the same for each. ****

Inside the package: The toy itself, a magnetic charging base, a USB-C cable, a manual and a storage box.

Love the storage box, the simplicity of the entire packaging, the magnetic charging base and even though it's missing a charge time and IPX rating, I like the layout, Spanglish and colors of the manual lol.

How Does It Charge?!

Like a Kitten provided a USB-C cable that plugs into an adorable magnetic charging base that aligns with the two magnetic dots found on the base of the cupcake.

How Did It Do?!

Information and Operation: This late night treat comes with 10 bowl licking settings that can be accessed by the button located on the wrapper. Simply hold the button to power the device on/off and press it to continuously cycle through the settings.

How Did It Feel?!: Initial charge and testing while typing. I have never been aroused by a cupcake before, though (and I hate to admit this) I have been aroused while eating a cream filled donut ><". That being horribly admitted, I still feel weird violating a fake cupcake and I'm mad it's actually feeling nice lol. Overall the noise of the cupcake is very quiet, but mechanically buzzy/static-like in how it sounds. Each of the single vibrations are very enjoyable and though the increment between their intensities is small it's also decent. The patterns are unfortunately abrupt morse code ones and that's a bit heartbreaking as I stupidly felt that the Banana Cream toy was going to set a precedent since it's patterns were wave-like. This is a mid-range type of toy when it comes to finishing the job, it's not a slow burn but it isn't super quick without a little work either.

Opinion: It has a similar sensation to CalExotics' French Kiss, but with less tongues lol. Thankfully the sensations of each toy cause decently quick finishes or I'd find them to be cumbersome to hold after awhile. I do think I'd come back to it though even though the concept of it being a cupcake is not sexually inviting lol.