Like a Kitten Heavenly Humpback Review: ♪ Take Me To The Beach! ♪

Video Review!

Rantings of a Mad Woman!

I... can't... even right meow! Are you kitten me?! This is punbelievable!!!! This is hands down the CUTEST, MOST DARLING, PAWSITIVELY ADORABLE toy in my collection at this point in time, and I don't know if that will ever change because just... look at it!!!! What toy could possibly top the insane cuteness of this little whale?! I seriously want to know, because I truly believe it's not possible. I honestly couldn't have asked for a better toy in my life... I haven't even violated it yet... I didn't even know it existed until I opened the package it came in... I thought I was excited about the Glowing Ghost... Pfffft!.... It can step aside!!!!... I'm overly ecstatic about this one and even more so that I didn't know that it was coming and now it's here! I want one for each finger just because... and I already know what you're thinking, I didn't even show this much excitement in the video... Be thankful you didn't have to hear it! Just the typing sounds like the ravings of a mad woman lol ><". I genuinely don't think I could violate this little guy at all, it actually feels quite immoral to do! Of the three Like a Kitten devices that arrived, this one is the worst to defile... it actually makes the others seem doable and less wrong on all accounts lol.

In all seriousness and calmness though, this is a great gift for someone that loves beaches, small items and cute accessories, even if it's not used for its intended purposes, though for some that will definitely be a bonus! ><"

Mini Summary!

This Heavenly Humpback will swim its way into your heart instantly with its simplistic, tiny and purely adorable design. Relax and release all tensions with the 10 wave inducing sensations, 3 single vibration intensities and 7 patterns, that are easily accessed by the single button on his side. Simply hold the button until the device powers on/off and press it to continuously cycle through the settings. This heart melting humpback will sing you the song of its pod for about 1hr, and will slumber for an unknown amount of time, requiring a 3.5mm style jack to juice up. Despite being an oceanic creature by nature, there's no guarantee this little guy will actually survive in any deep waters as he has no official IPX rating, so please use caution when attempting to visit such places.

He is available in only one cute blue color for $45.45 on Like a Kitten's site. Don't be a poacher! Love it right! :P

Packaging!

**** This section will be super similar to that of the Banana Cream and the Cake Eater since the overall look is the same for each. ****

First things first, I'm absolute Bewitched by Like a Kitten's whole aesthetic for this box and the other two boxes I received from them... they're just lovely and utterly delightful in their own ways. It makes me hope that these three devices each make me twitch my nose and feel magical ><". The font choices, stars and overall coloring scheme just make me want to go binge watch the show lol. I also adore the angel aesthetic of this one in particular as I have an odd affinity for wings ><".

The playfulness of this box definitely has the most innocence behind it, from the product itself to the literal angels plastered on both sides of the front panel lol. I almost feel too dirty as a person to even consider looking in the direction of this one ><".

I love the messages that are on the inner panel of each box and how comfortable each woman is with her sexuality. I find that each one makes me feel envious and comforted at all once lol. I have been longing to feel more comfortable in my own skin in many ways, as well as wanting to feel part of a group that accepts me as I am rather than who I'm trying to be so I can fit. I was told once that I'm like a puzzle piece that just keeps trying to fit some place I don't... it was poetically accurate and disheartening lol. I feel doing these reviews has definitely gotten me more in touch with a lot of things about myself, aside from the obvious sexual innuendo and happenstance lol, and I'm thankful for it lol. I still feel I have a long way to go, but it feels easier now than it did before.

I enjoy seeing designs and concepts like this that recognize that vulnerability in the customers and aim to unite and comfort rather than divide and cut down. This one makes me wish the most that I felt such things about myself enough that I didn't need to look to others for it. It's extremely frustrating to be more aware of my bullshit and it still be happening lol. If I could go back and smack the shit out of myself 'til I was more confident I would in a heart beat lol. Then again, I could end up a self entitled piece of shit if I did ><"

ToyChats is supposed to be a place where people come to review pussies, dicks and other holes and sticks in a fun, quirky and sometimes dirty manner.... and I'm over here having an awkward publicly journalized display of an introspective breakdown and breakthrough in the packaging section of the cutest toy in my collection. What the ever loving fuck lol!?!?!?!

What's in the Box?!

**** This section will be super similar to that of the Banana Cream and the Heavenly Humpback since the overall contents are the same for each. ****

Inside the package: The toy itself, a 3.5mm style jack charger, a manual and a storage box.

Love the storage box, the simplicity of the entire packaging and even though it's missing a charge time and IPX rating, I like the layout, Spanglish and colors of the manual lol.

How Did It Do?!

Information and Operation: This Heavenly Humpback has 10 wave crashing settings, 3 single vibration intensities and 4 patterns, that are easily accessed by the button on his side. Simply hold the button to power the device on/off and press to cycle through the settings.

Unfortunately, due to some unexpected deeply emotional personal feelings (not related to the packaging section of this review but something more personal and not publicly journaled ><"), I cannot provide genuine feedback regarding the actual intended use for this toy from a personal viewpoint as I cannot bring myself to actually use it that way at all. I apologize immensely for being unable to do so since that's the biggest part of a review and the expected feedback. I will at least provide some feedback regarding the features so potential users can have some idea about it.

The softness of the skin seems like it would allow super smooth gliding but enough grip for an enjoyable time. The tail seems like it would provide a more stimulating experience than the full sensation of the body. It's almost comparable to the dual headed sprout on CamToyz' Tifany but more solid than wobbly, so a higher chance of a more definitive sensation seems likely. The increase in intensities between each of the three is rather decent, seemingly a bigger jump than that among the settings of the Cake Eater. I feel the first sensation may be comparable to that of Tifany's first vibration setting, where the second and third vibrations match the first and second vibrations of CamToyz' Cleo.

The patterns are unfortunately not wavelike ones like the Banana Cream had, but abrupt morse code like interruptions similar to the Cake Eater.
• The first pattern almost feels musical with its beat.
• The second pattern is super morse code like, several dots a few long dashes and more dots.
• Third is the closest to a wavelike pattern starting low and going high.
• Fourth starts long, cliché alarm and ends long.
• Fifth almost feels like a single vibration higher than the third.
• Sixth is long sessions of vibrations starting high going low.
• Seventh pattern is quick annoying dots.

Bumble Bee vs Heavenly Humpback

In this section I'll compare the CamToyz Bumble Bee to the Like a Kitten Heavenly Humpback Whale toy since they are currently my first and only finger vibrators and are both animal shaped.

Material – Tie-ish!
• CamToyz Bumble Bee – Silk-Soft Silicone + ABS
• Like a Kitten Heavenly Humpback – ABS Silicone

Waterproof Settings – Bumble Bee for having an actual rating!
• CamToyz Bumble Bee – IPX6 Rated – Shower friendly, NOT bath friendly.
• Like a Kitten Heavenly Humpback – No official IPX rating, though claims to be waterproof.

Run Time – Tie-ish!
• CamToyz Bumble Bee – “>50min”
• Like a Kitten Heavenly Humpback – 1hr

Charging Time – Tie!
• CamToyz Bumble Bee – None provided in manual or on site.
• Like a Kitten Heavenly Humpback – None provided in manual or on site.

Amount of Settings – Tie!
• CamToyz Bumble Bee – 10 settings: 3 single vibration intensities and 7 patterns.
• Like a Kitten Heavenly Humpback – 10 settings: 3 single vibration intensities and 7 patterns.

Clitoral Stimulation Settings/Style – Tie! Both are pleasurable in their own right/way and meet expectations
• CamToyz Bumble Bee – Thumper style stimulation where the bee face would be
• Like a Kitten Heavenly Humpback – Full body vibration with slight tail wiggles

Finger Hugging Method – Tie! Both are just as in/secure as the other as I’ve popped the bee strap off accidentally and lost the whale just during initial video and picture taking lol.
• CamToyz Bumble Bee – Black strap that attaches to both sides of the bee and can fit two fingers
• Like a Kitten Heavenly Humpback – Whale arms form a small open mouth ring that hugs one finger

Ease of Use Regarding Vibration Settings – Tie!
• CamToyz Bumble Bee – Single button operation, located on his belly: hold to power on/off and press to cycle.
• Like a Kitten Heavenly Humpback – Single button operation, located on his side: hold to power on/off and press to cycle.

Ease of Use General Sense – Tie!
• CamToyz Bumble Bee – Single button, two finger strap, easy to line up with desired area and keep in place, not cumbersome in the least, easy to charge and so damn adorable.
• Like a Kitten Heavenly Humpback – Single button, one finger hug, easy to line up with desired area and keep in place, not cumbersome in the least, easy to charge and extremely freaking adorable.

Overall Winner by Personal Preference – Tie! They’re each cute, pleasurable and super easy to use and oh so wrong to violate. Super delighted they’re in my collection!