Lovehoney Satin and Leather Spanking Paddle Review: Soft Satin, Sharp Smacks
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Overall rating is based on Design, Sensory Quality, Ease of Use, and Ease of Cleaning. Price and Noise are shown for reference only.
My verdict
Pros
- Two sides to enjoy
- Great for beginners
- Not too expensive
Cons
- Not super comfortable to hold
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