Lovehoney Thrust Pro Elite Sophia — Sloppy presentation, Okay Dish

Yo, so I copped Sophia ‘cause, well, I hadn’t really branched out into dolls or anything bigger than a sleeve before. Figured this one might be a solid choice since I’m all about that good ol’ missionary, and it seemed built for just that. But man… this thing’s kinda a weird cut of meat, not gonna lie. It’s literally just a fleshy slab with a vagina and a butthole, no backside, no cheeks, nothin’. And don’t even get me started on the paint job, bro. Total pump and dump situation. Whoever did it must’ve just taken one big, sloppy downward stroke with a brush and called it a day. That hot pink mess looked way too unnatural, kinda killed the vibe. Honestly, they could’ve put more effort into the body sculpting, ya know? At least a little detail like, a belly button or something—would’ve been nice. But nah, just smooth silicone all the way down till you hit the vagina, where you at least get some inner thigh folds hinting at where the legs should be. As for the tunnels, they’re pretty basic compared to other sleeves, but hey, they do what they’re supposed to do, no complaints there. The vaginal passage has two ridged zones, one at the start and one at the end, with majority of it being nubs and a narrowing chamber toward the middle. Meanwhile, the anal tunnel flips the script, focusing more on ridges than nubs.Cleanup’s easy enough, at least. The material’s stretchy enough to rinse out any trapped lube without much hassle, so that’s a plus, I guess.

So, using this thing is kinda awkward, not gonna lie. Like I said, it’s just a weird-ass slab of fuckmeat, so you’re pretty much locked into missionary for any semblance of realism. Any other position just kills whatever illusion of a real person you might’ve had. Tried picking it up for some cowgirl action, but with that flat back and zero cheeks? Bro, it straight-up felt like I was bangin’ a table. Before I even got started, I gave it a solid wash…didn’t wanna end up with that sloppy-ass paint job rubbin’ off on me. But once I got down to business in missionary (like it’s meant to be used), it was decent. The textures inside both holes felt good and different enough that I found myself switchin’ it up here and there. Personally, I vibed more with the vagina, ‘cause the butthole was kinda awkward to enter from the front. Cleanup, though? Easy enough. Both holes stretch a fair bit, so you can open ‘em up and rinse everything out without too much hassle.

The quality’s solid, man. For what it is, the material feels durable, and the textures hold up nicely while you’re goin’ at it. But my biggest gripe? That sloppy-ass paint job on both holes.

Like, seriously, first thought when I opened the box wasn’t “Oh damn!”—it was more like “Oh… gross.” The way they just slapped that paint on made it look so unnatural. Honestly, they might’ve been better off just leaving it unpainted.

At least it’s not gonna burn a hole in your wallet. Sittin’ at around 80 bucks, it’s only a little more than a Fleshlight, so price-wise, it’s not too bad. But honestly? I’m not sure I’d pick this over a Fleshlight.

I really wanted to like this toy, man. But first, that awful paint job killed the vibe, and then I realized just how awkward it is to go at it with a flesh rectangle.

I mean, yeah, I still nutted, still gave both holes a go, but the whole experience just felt kinda… limited. Being locked into missionary with no real way to switch things up made it way less fun than I was hoping for.