The Lovense Tenera 2 is a toy that's like that one friend who's almost perfect, but not quite. Don't get me wrong, I loved the adorable gradient - "It's so PRETTY!" were the first words I heard! And the ergonomic design? Top-notch. The suction was on the weaker side though and the preset increments did not increase it by much (using the app is different of course as you can go from 0-10 in one push of a button). However, that is exactly what she likes as she's super sensitive and some toys are just too powerful from the get-go.
It feels as though the color scheme, the light weight of the toy, the quietness and the suction levels all blend together to be soothing. Not a "wild fuck" as they say, but more like a gently kiss. If you need strong suctions though, then avoid this toy.
Another reason to avoid is if you do not want/need to use apps to use your toys. I personally like to use toys without apps. After all, who likes a lube covered phone? Not me, that's for sure... That being said, the app controls are a nice touch IF you are into that kind of thing and they work for long distance play too, which is cool.
Just BTW, the self-cleaning feature is genius!
All in all, the Tenera 2 is a solid toy if you're into more low-key vibes and don't mind a toy that's a bit more... laid-back, then this might be the one for you. But if you're a power-sucker, you might want to keep looking.
Oh, and one more thing: the price. Ouch. It's like they're charging us per rainbow color. Worth it for those that would use all the app features, maybe, but for me? Not so much.
Pros
Light weight
IPX7 waterproof
"self-cleaning" feature
Super quiet
Ergonomic design
Cons
Suction is not very powerful.
Not worth it if you don't have a use for app control.
Expensive
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Overall this suction is kinda weak and what I have seen from other reviews, some people don't like this, but for us, this is perfect as this is exactly what is enjoyable in our bed. So if you have a sensitive clit or feel overstimulated by suction toys, this is definitely a toy to add to your short list.
Experience
"I like it". These words mean that it's going to replace our current suction toy. The weaker suction led to a 'smooth' orgasm (is that a thing? lol) and in a short amount of time too (5-10 mins). It felt good for nipple stimulation too.
(Here is a tip for you couples out there, you can use this toy on the penis too. lube up and place it on and around the frenulum. Thank me later)
Design
This is one of the prettiest toys that has ever been made IMO - the soft pink and blue hues are a match made in heaven! But, beyond its eye-catching looks, the Tenera 2's design has some serious substance. The contoured handle fits perfectly in your hand, making it easy to maneuver, while the easy to reach buttons ensure you can adjust settings without any fuss. Plus, the slightly longer suction nozzle is a thoughtful touch, providing extra comfort and flexibility - especially for those with curvier figures, who'll appreciate the added space between the toy and the suction seal.
Quality
This is a super high quality toy. 10/10 for feel, materials used and comfort. The Tenera 2 is made with 100% body safe materials, feels durable (note that I have not thrown it around the place to test this claim), it is IPX7 rated so you can take this for some pool play if that's what you are into. Oh, and customer service is spot on.
Price
I have not much to say here except that it is expensive for what you are getting. It feels to me that you are paying more for the Bluetooth and long distance features rather than the toy itself. At time of writing the toy costs $129 (marked down from $259 - however, i feel that the discount is there to make you feel like you are getting a deal...)
Packaging
Package comes in a non-descript brown box to your doorstep. A+ for discrete packaging. the box itself is compact and protective. Included inside is the toy, a manual, satin bag, charging cable (no wall plug).
Special feature
A special feature that I cannot leave out is the self cleaning feature. This is awesome and is super simple as they state on their website, "Turn on to the highest level and submerge in water for 1 minute." That's it. A clean toy
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The Tracy's Dog (I still can't figure out how they came up with this name for a adult toy brand, but anyway....) Hammer Wand is a powerhouse of a massager that will leave a lasting impression on any user. "I can see why people like these!" were the first words after we first used the toy.
It has a robust, premium design with neat gold accents and potent vibrations that are perfect for those who crave intense stimulation. The large head on the toy does not provide pinpoint clit stimulation, but rather deep vibrations over the whole flower which may not be what is needed for some but if you are generally sensitive to direct clit stimulation, this would be something that you would love.
This toy is NOT the most discreet or travel-friendly option (≈2x2x11.5in), its exceptional performance make it a worthwhile purchase (that surprisingly will not break the bank) for anyone seeking a reliable and effective massager.
One thing that does bother me be was the buttons, they can be hard to find in the moment
In the grand scheme, the Satisfyer Mono Flex is a solid, middle-of-the-pack performer, its flexibility being its main claim to fame. However, when paired with its innovative app, this toy transforms into a orgasmic pleasure powerhouse. The app is the true game-changer here (If you have seen my other reviews, you know I don't like apps on toys but hear me out...), as it give the Mono Flex more than the generic on off vibrations but rather the ability to control both the clit & the g-spot motors (Yes! It has two motors!).
On the other hand, the downside is that without the app, this toy is a bit limited in what it can do although it does have 11 patterns with 5 speeds we never really found one that fitted our liking without using the app.
The standard clit vibrations don't go low without the app either so if you are easily overstimulated, you may want to take that into account.
If you love both full clit stimulation and mixed with a good rumbly g-spot vibration, this toy will likely become a prized addition to your collection. The Mono Flex also shines as a premium, long-lasting toy that's backed by Satisfyer's impressive 15-year warranty.
The Womanizer Pro 40 was the first suction toy that we got for our collection and it was a favorite from the get go. The fact that it doesn't have pattern variations is not a con for us and the simplicity and ease of use makes it perfect for beginners and those new to this type of toy.
Although suction toys can be 'too much' if you are sensitive, we did not find this to be so with the Pro 40. The suctions are rumbly and start off low enough that even for a sensitive person, this was easy to scale up a level or two from the get go.
This toy is more on the weightier side and it is larger than we originally expected, but don't get me wrong, this is no downside as the size makes it easy to hold and the shape makes it easy to use with fingers, other insertable vibrators/toys or can be used with penetration too which makes for some fun times.
All in all, this toy is a good purchase and one that we as a couple would 110% recommend to anyone out there. It is a premium toy made from premium materials and it is not 'cheap' but not too expensive either. We do feel, however, that at this price point they could at least include a bag...
(pro tip: you can use this on your man too. lube up and place it on and around the frenulum. Mind blowing...)
If you are into 'still doing the dishes' foreplay or getting naughty in public then I'd certainly take a look at this toy as it is discreet, slips in easily and is perfectly quiet enough to not be heard. (And don't think 'quiet' means lame and boring. This toy does pack some punch)
The DuoJoy has two independently controlled motors with 10 patterns each. The on/off button cycles through all 10 but the remote allows you to select different patterns for the inserted part and the clit stimulator. I can't say for sure if it is supposed to be like this, but this toy works better as a panty vibrator rather than a bedroom toy.
Once inserted, you can easily put your clothes back on without anything looking out of place and toss your partner the remote to let him have his way while he caresses your neck, while you finish the chores together or, if you're feeling naughty, while you're out on a date to your favorite restaurant.
The vibrations are good but at the same time they are not powerful. They work together gently to a build up of pleasure but don't get me wrong - you can 100% get off on this toy.
When I bought an erotic advent calendar in 2021, I wasn’t expecting much in terms of quality. But on the last day, I unwrapped the Womanizer Classic – and it’s been a reliable go-to ever since. If you’re someone who enjoys external clitoral stimulation, this toy is definitely worth considering.
As a big fan of sex grinders, I love Calypso by Paladin Pleasure Sculptors, or PPSculptors for short. Calypso is a merfolk vulva grinder with a lot of texture. It's great for pillow or thigh humpers and can be used by any anatomy! Pair with your preferred water-based lubricant, then hump & grind away.
Pro tip: Use plenty of lube!
If you want "licked" so good your toes curl, your lip hurts from biting it, your eyes roll so far back they come back around and your body tenses with pleasure to an intense degree.... then the "tongue" feature on this device alone is worth getting the product. The rest you can read about below as this was the only saving grace and highly enjoyable feature of this toy in my opinion.
This award winning design is cute as heck, but also really comfortable to hold for someone like me, who has nerve damage in their hand! The Satisfyer Orca is not the strongest air-pulse toy, but it is well made. In my opinion the toy is not strong enough to give you that feeling of "omg my clit is being suctioned off!" I think this makes for an excellent gift for anyone who wants gentle suction and likes cute designs. It's got an IPX7 rating, which means you can take it into the bath or shower with you. It's got both suction and air-pulse technology, and you're able to use the motors together or separately, though I don't find the vibrations powerful enough to use on their own.
If you’re curious and don’t want to spend too much money on your first toy, this one’s a smart pick. It’s cute, strong, and has a lot of options, maybe more than you’ll even need. I got it because I wanted something different from a basic vibe, and the combo of tongue motion and thrusting definitely stood out.
It’s intense, not a “ease-into-it” intense more like “turn it on and suddenly you're not thinking about anything else” intense. I’d say it’s best for people who already have a sense of what they like, or want to explore something new. It’s not exactly beginner soft, but if you’re open to high power it’s a fun ride. However, it also is not something beginners wouldn't like. This was in fact my first rose toy, and it is my favorite toy now! So definitely try it even if you're new to toys.
Cleaning is quick, charging is simple, and the compact design makes it easy to tuck away. My only critique is that the buttons are sensitive, I’ve accidentally hit the power mid-use, but overall it is totally worth it. If you're not getting any or just want to stop relying on your imagination, this is a solid choice. I’d buy it again.
Wow! The Lelo Sona Sonic Clitoral Massager is a gorgeous toy—it comes in a range of colors, though my favorite is black with gold trim and a beautiful curve accented by glimmering metal and sleek silicone. The buttons are interestingly on the bottom of the toy but made accessible by the gracious curve of its handle. The intensity changes by holding the button down while the toy automatically increases or decreases strength, an odd feature, but I got used to it very quickly. The air pulsing technology is smooth and well-contained within the rim of the suction head. My only complaint is that the head is on the smaller side. This only means that the toy is targeted, giving you more precision in your pleasure. The packing and presentation of the toy feel sexy. It’s like being handed a VIP invitation. There’s something mysterious and sleek about it. Overall, this is a fantastic toy, delivers incredible orgasms, and looks good while doing it.
This is a really fun toy! It is very quiet but powerful. The design is wacky looking but it works really well. The curve of the toy has it hit the g spot perfectly, and the toy can be used well hands free or with thrusting which is a bonus. Because of its shape, it does take a few minutes to get used to a different thrusting motion, but it is well worth it. While both motors are strong, the vaginal vibrator is more rumbly, which works quite well to help differentiate the sensations when both vibrators are on at the same time. Plus, rumbly vibrations are generally more pleasurable anyways!
The vibrations are so good that it is difficult to hold on long enough "build up" to orgasm. Because of this, this toy may not be for those who like less stimulating or intense vibrators. For those who don’t mind an intense ride, this toy is perfect!
In terms of cons, the toy lasts on the lower end of what is advertised at around 60 minutes with both motors running. At least once I could have sworn that it lasted closer to 45 minutes, so bear that in mind.
The Satisfyer Triball 2 is definitely an intriguing little gadget—and when it comes to stimulation, it doesn’t hold back. Each of the three balls has its own motor, so you’re getting a whole lot of vibration happening at once (yes, it’s as intense as it sounds). That said, the toy is super bendy—maybe a little too bendy. I found myself wishing for a bit more firmness, especially when I was trying to apply pressure exactly where I wanted it. The flexibility can make it tricky to really press into those pleasure zones using just the handle.
Still, I genuinely enjoy using it. The vibrations are nicely rumbly (not too buzzy!), and the shape? Pretty genius. The balls are designed to stimulate the clit, vaginal opening, and anus simultaneously—and in my case, they hit the mark perfectly. Of course, everyone’s anatomy is different, so your mileage may vary, but if it lines up for you, it’s a lot of sensation in a compact package.