Main Squeeze: Xxlayna Marie Review - Maybe great? Just not for me...
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Overall Rating
3.75/5
Product Design
3.0/5
Ease of use
4.0/5
4.0/5
Sensory Quality
4.0/5
Ease of Cleaning
- Price4.0/5
- Noise5.0/5
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My verdict
The Main Squeeze: Xxlayna Marie sex toy by Doc Johnson is a great manual masturbator that I'd recommend to those looking for head stimulation! Fans of the pornstar will appreciate this toy and its quality. This is a great manual masturbator and I can definitely see myself coming back to it! The orifice is amazing and will please anyone who needs a lot of visual input. However, the squeeze function leaves a lot to be desired and only drags down an otherwise amazing product.
- Pros
- Felt great on my dick's head.
- Orifice looks fantastic.
- Easy to clean.
- Pretty intense.
- Cons
- Squeeze function doesn't add anything to the toy.
- Squeeze function gets in the way of the fun.
Design
This masturbator actually looks pretty discrete. At least until you open it. Once you open this toy, you're going to see a beautifully designed orifice. This is probably one of the best-looking vaginas I've seen on a sex toy! Doc Johnson really hit it out of the park with the mold on this thing. I couldn't compliment it enough!
The case is definitely unique. It has a nice, matte touch to it. However, I don't particularly enjoy the squeeze function on this toy. It disrupted my sessions at times by causing me to lose my grip.
Experience
I had a really fun time with this toy. It was a pretty intense sleeve. I particularly liked how it felt on my dick's head. I'm a bit above the average length, so you might not feel this part of the sleeve, but I felt a very nice compression on the top and bottom of my dick's head when I was fully inserted. I would say that it was two chambers away from the end (so the second triangle thing, if you're looking at the photo from the top down.)
The rest of the sleeve was pretty tight, but not too tight. It was a nice feeling. I wouldn't recommend this for extremely long sessions, as it might just make you cum too fast. However, if you're looking for something to enjoy before the end of your night, then this toy is for you.
I can't get over the feeling that this toy was giving to my head. It was unique and I'll definitely come back to it when I'm in the mood for that feeling again! While I wouldn't say that this toy is my go-to, it's something that I'll always keep because of how unique the feeling it provided was.
I mentioned this earlier, but the squeeze function was a little annoying. I didn't find it useful at all. I tried it out, since this is my first Main Squeeze toy and that's the main selling point, after all. It just wasn't for me. Whenever I did it, it gave the sleeve a weird, one-sided, warped feeling. It felt uneven and that kinda threw me off.
I did appreciate how you can squeeze different parts of the sleeve. So while it isn't for me, somebody who likes to fluctuate tightness during their sessions might appreciate this toy more than I did.
Quality
The toy was of fair quality. However, the squeeze part of the toy felt like really cheap plastic. I know, I know. More complaining about the squeeze. But it really does drag down the whole experience.
I will also mention that there was a lot of powder on the outside of the sleeve, inside of the case. I'm assuming this is renewal powder, so make sure you check your sleeve before use so you don't get any on your dick. My toy only had renewing powder on the outside of the sleeve, but you can never be too sure.
Price
The toy retails for about $70-$80. On Amazon, I see Main Squeeze toys going for about $50 sometimes. Shop around and find something trustworthy.
I would say that it's worth it for fans of the pornstar. And other masturbating toy enthusiasts. If you're like me, you're probably going to just avoid squeezing the sleeve entirely. In that case, you might want to get the "Signature Strokers" version instead. From what I can see (and please don't quote me on this), it's the same orifice and sleeve. However, this version is much shorter, so the sleeve's texture might be cut short and you won't get a case with it. But for half the price, it's not that bad.
I personally would still go for the cased version because I love the later part of the sleeve's texture and I prefer cases, even if I'm ignoring a big part of this toy's case.
Performance
This toy performed well! The two caps were sturdy and didn't get loose during my session.
Packaging
I really liked this toy's packaging! Doc Johnson's got Fleshlight and Kiiroo beat here, at least in my opinion. The toy had a nice picture of the actress along with some fun facts about her. If you're dying to know what astrological sign Xxlayna is (spoiler: it's pisces), and other fun facts about her, then you'll be pleased. I love the pops of color and personality that this packaging had. It would look great in a collection!
Materials and care
The toy was fairly easy to clean. I put a paper towel on my finger and dried its insides. The hole at the other end of the sleeve made hang-drying especially easy. I just took the sleeve out of the case and let it hang-dry overnight. The next morning, it was completely dry.
