Melody Honey Play Box Review: These Balls Will Not Quit

Design

Monday Afternoon Delight

Melody from Honey Play Box is such a sexy little pod shaped design. I feel like I'm sticking two ping pong balls in my vagina, and I'm not mad about it. They sit low and heavy on my G-spot which I enjoy. The balls create such an intense pressure and sensation that is honestly unmatched. I love the way they vibrate inside of me, and I love even more the shape of the toy. It's curved silicone material glides nicely along my insides. The pink color screams neon delight, but I kind of like it that way. The curved end rests nicely against the clit for dual stimulation.

The Melody is made from liquid silicone has a play time for 45 minutes. The charging time is about 1.5 hours, and has 9 vibrating modes. The best thing is that you can take this in the shower of bath with you because the water proof rating is an IPX7.

What more could you want from a Monday afternoon alone?

Quality

Sturdy Pink Sidekick

The Melody is sturdy and well made. This toy is very high quality, and I loved the way it felt against my skin. The smooth texture melted against my touch, and begs me to plunge the toy back in myself. Over and over again, do I yearn to explore my body with Melody. The toy is a force of nature as it pierces my clit and G-spot into submission. The toy itself is neither fragile nor complex as users can navigate all its bells and whistles with ease.

The best part about the Melody is that you get to use her even when you're not at home. Melody sits perfectly in place while you get groceries, and your long distance lover can control this wearable dual vibrator form the comfort of their home. The 'Hi Honey!' voice activation feature enables instant app-controlled remote functionality. The triple motor design provides powerful stimulation with two motors targeting the G-spot while the curved motor focuses on clitoral stimulation.

Experience

Woweee Mama

Melody offers hands free pressure sensing mode, which means this little puppy adjusts with your needs and desires. A shift in movement will indicate where you want more pressure and vibration in a certain area. This is great for beginners because it allows for a seamless fit into the pussy hole and soft throb on the clit.

While the product does boast whisper quiet public play, I will have to say that the vibrations are a little loud and if you really pay attention you can hear them in public. I don't think it will really matter though as your partner plays with the controls and makes you utterly nut in your pants. A wet skirt looks way sillier than a vibrating pussy.

My partner and I use the app feature which means that he can control the toy from the comfort of his own bed across the world. He sends a little nudge to remind me he's there and thinking about me. With that being said you can't wear this all the time everyday. But for short little errands it adds a naughty little surprise to everyday life.

Performance

Gorilla Grip

Honey Play Box outdid themselves on this one, as this toy know how to perform. I know some people have a gorilla grip pussy, but this toy flips the script. It hugs your pussy walls so snugly and perfectly that you won't need to use another toy. I do anyway because I'm gluttonous for a drench-worthy orgasm. But this toy does know how to work your insides, last time I used this toy I paired it up with a butt plug, and it was glorious.

What's cool is that Melody has a music function that compliments the design of this wearable toy. Through the app the vibrations sync to the beat of any song selected from your phone library.

The long distance relationship makes me a whore for a sexy little toy like this. It's sleek, conversational, and cum-tastic.

Materials and care

Toy Aftercare

The aftercare for Melody is super simple because the material is liquid silicone. With it's waterproof feature, it also makes it easy to just rinse with soap and water. If you get really nasty with it (splooge on the toy and your phone), then you may want to consider investing in a cleaning device for your phone as well. We've all been there 😏.

The best part of the aftercare process is getting to dry the toy and place it in its own carrying case. A traveling pouch is always perfect for storing toys in a clean and dry environment. It was just my luck that this little vibe came with a beautiful tan carrying case. Car masturbation sesh anyone?

Packaging

Unboxing Melody

Unboxing Melody was a standard sex toy delivery experience. The toy isn't discreet—the box clearly states what it is on the front. The cover features an image of the toy, the Honey Play Box logo, and information on how to access the app controls. What I did appreciate is that the side of the box includes a quote that says "designed with your joy in mind." That direct nod to customer engagement really adds a personable touch to the packaging. Melody came fully equipped with a charger, user manual, and carrying case.

Price

Semi-Affordable

I like to say that this toy is semi-affordable, with a retail price of around $89.99. I'd say this is on the higher end of the price spectrum, but not as high as some other G-spot stimulators in this bracket. It's nowhere near the $229 price of the Womanizer Duo 2 Dual Stimulator, but it's definitely a sizable amount of money to invest in a sex toy. I would argue that not all toys have three motors, and I think that's where the pricing difference comes in. It's a little more expensive because it offers numerous functions like long-distance play, three motors, app control, and nine vibrating modes.