Mia Malkova Quickshot Fleshlight Review

I love pocket pussies. I thought that I was going to adore into this toy. Unfortunately, that wasn't the case here. This toy is pretty tight. A little too tight for me. Not like that's a brag or anything, because I'm not even a huge-sized guy. It was just way too tight. I couldn't really enjoy this toy because of how tight it was. But, the texture did seem promising and I'm sure that other guys will have a great time with this thing.

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You know those toys you try out thinking, “Let’s just see what all the fuss is about…” and then suddenly, you’re three sessions deep, talking to your friends like you’ve discovered enlightenment? That was me with Insomnia. 😅 I didn’t go in as a Riley Reid fan, I wasn’t even sure a mouth sleeve would do it for me. And now, this thing’s practically glued to my nightstand. The lips, the tongue, that sneaky little squeeze in chamber 2, it’s like someone reverse-engineered the feeling of a blowjob and said, “Let’s make this a toy.” It doesn’t go hard just for the sake of it. It builds. It paces. And somehow, it captures that slow, teasing, ridiculously hot kind of pleasure I didn’t even realize I was craving. I’ve used it fast, slow, in every direction (don’t flip it tho 😬), and it just gets me. Insomnia is the kind of toy that sneaks into your top shelf and refuses to leave. And honestly, I’m not complaining. If you’ve ever wished a Fleshlight could just feel like a BJ, this one’s not trying to simulate it. She is it. If you're still here you might already be halfway sold. 😉

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Dreams do come Tru with Tru Kaits Fleshlight. Visually one of the nicest looking orifices, and I will definitely go back to using it again! Absolutely worth trying out if you're interested.

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Fleshlight is known for their huge emergency-grade flashlight-esque products. The Quickshot Vantage is something you might not expect from the brand. This tiny powerhouse is a transparent, open-ended sex toy. I'm here to tell you that it's just as powerful as its bigger sisters. The Quickshot Vantage was moderately intense. It's great for quick sessions where you're just itching to have that orgasm. If you want more nuanced play, then you won't find it here. If you've been waiting for an orgasm and you're ready to have it ASAP, then this is the toy for you.

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My girlfriend and I were very much looking forward to trying out this new toy. We both like the adventure of a new toy. When it came in the mail we took it out of the box immediately. She kinda played with it putting her fingers in it and feeling the different texture of the outside. She had to leave for work so I decided to try it myself and surprise her when she got off work. I tried it twice, once by myself, and another time during a session with my partner. I am sorry to say it was not an enjoyable experience. It was uncomfortable for me to use and did not feel good on my cock. I am not big, (6 inches and a little thicker than most) but the suction did not seem to be there, and it was uncomfortable to hold on too. When I first took it out of the box it felt like an old nerf football. Easy to hold onto when you first try it, but it is difficult to keep a good grip. Funny thing is that that is exactly how this went. Both my girlfriend and I struggled to maintain a grip on the product. Even with the lube that was included in the box there wasn't enough for a pleasurable experience. We were both very disappointed because the concept seemed to be very good. We both liked the idea of the sleeve having a closed end instead of a hole in the top. We also liked the texture initially and thought it would be easy to grip. However, this was not the case and it was difficult to handle. Then the plastic around the entrance was very uncomfortable for both a solo session and partner session. I am very sorry to say that this will not be a toy that stays in our collection. Hopefully they will improve it for the future.

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This masturbator from Tracy's Dog is great for stroking. It has a unique sleeve that sucks you in once you get past a certain point. The orifice looks absolutely amazing, which is a shock at this price. The case has a sleek look to it, although it isn't too ergonomic. It's a great masturbator for beginners, although it is EXTREMELY hard to clean if you do not have the proper materials, specifically a drying rod.

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The Fleshlight Stoya Destroya is a first-round draft pick in the world of male sex toys, designed in collaboration with adult film star Stoya. This one’s built for elite performance, featuring a smooth, lifelike interior sleeve that replicates the feel of real skin, giving you that in-the-paint, high-contact sensation every time. It’s housed in Fleshlight’s classic white case, keeping things clean and professional, like the GOAT LeBron who always shows up ready to ball. The Destroya model brings that perfect balance of intensity and control…think LeBron in playoff mode. It’s easy to use, feels incredibly real, and delivers a straightforward, no-miss experience. If you’re looking for a toy that puts up an MVP performance every time, this one’s a guaranteed highlight reel.

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The EXE Japanese Real Hole - Indecent Rara Anzai (aka Rion, Shion Utsunomiya) Onahole is a single hole type toy, and while the box art is amazing and ultimately it served its purpose, it did have some issues that I feel held it back from a better score.

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It feels like an aggressive blowjob from an actual Orc, but the Orctan is actually part automatic cock-milking machine and part medieval torture device. It’s not for the faint of heart (or foreskin), but if you’ve got a penchant for the weird, it's a genuinely unique take on a tired category. Just be sure to use enough lube, and shave your pubes.

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