Miss Tulips Tongue Vibrator Review: Great Concept, Disappointing Execution

I really wanted to love this toy. The concept is so fun and unique, tongue vibrators aren't common, and the idea of simulating oral sex is pretty appealing. The design is interesting, the quality is good, and it's affordable. But I can't get past the fundamental flaw: the tongue is just too small to be effective. It doesn't provide enough sensation or coverage to work the way it's supposed to. I tried multiple times, wanting it to work, but I couldn't reach climax using the tongue feature alone. It's not a bad toy. The vibration works fine, the materials are quality, it's silent and waterproof. As a standard vibrator, it's perfectly serviceable. I'm just sad that I can't properly utilize the tongue part because that's the entire point. It ends up being a good novelty toy to have around, nice to look at, fun to show friends, smooth premium materials, affordable price. But it fails at its main purpose, which is disappointing. If you're looking for a unique conversation piece that can also function as a basic vibrator, this could work. But if you're buying this specifically hoping for realistic tongue-like stimulation, you'll likely be disappointed like I was. The tongue versus an actual human tongue just doesn't compare, the size difference is too significant. It's still worth having as a novelty item if you collect unique toys, and maybe it works better for people with different anatomy or sensitivity levels. But for me, it couldn't deliver on what made it special in the first place.