Onahole Prinz Eugen—Oh Mama I’m Cumming!

Mar 20, 2025
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  • Overall rating is based on Design, Sensory Quality, Ease of Use, and Ease of Cleaning. Price and Noise are shown for reference only.

My verdict

Oh. My. God. Best ass EVARR!!! I dunno who exactly Prinz Eugun is or what Azur Lane is, (apparently a Chinese gacha game) but she is HOT! The weight adds a lot to the experience as you’re stuffing her beautiful ass and vagina.

Pros

TWO!! holes — Anal and Vaginal
5KG weight is nice for cowgirl
mmmff…sexy

Cons

It can be a bit hard to get up in her butthole and vagina for cleaning and drying

Design

What does it look like? Like cheeks, butt cheeks. A beautifully sculpted pair of cheeks at that. The material is a beautiful fair skinned tone that’s firm and holds its shape but is also so so squishy you just can’t HELP but grab a handful or two…maybe spank her…she was just MADE for doggystyle, however that’s not to say they skimped on the details for her front. I was surprised they molded a bellybutton in, nice touch! However, there’s no leg stumps, they’ve opted to completely round them off, though you can still see where they’d be due to the inner thigh folds molded near her pussy.

You get two holes to fuck. A tight butthole and pretty little pink pussy. The color on her vagina is almost perfect, I wish they’d have painted her butthole a proper color as well. The anal texture is one of my favorites, the nubs provide a good entry way for my massive wang before penetrating the triple rings. From there it’s a smooth sailing as its sporadic nubs and smooth walls that trail off into a rounded end. The vaginal texture is the main feature here. It’s on the looser side of things but I personally fuck with it. It starts off with a big rounded chamber with some big ol nubs in there.

Then it gets interesting, the tunnel kinda zigs upward while getting tighter. The texture as you go along this is smooth with less pronounced smoothed over ridges before opening up just a bit for some more nub on knob action before closing up a bit and ending in a rounded off section like her bootyhole.

Experience

It felt awesome!! Or should I say... MORE THAN AWESOME!!!

This bitch had my toes curling while I was happily plapping away. I was going crazy, I had this hoe in all sorts of positions, doggy, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, missionary, from the side etc… The weight in my humblest human opinion brings a good deal to the table. I can set her down on the edge of my desk and just pound into her without sending her flying across the desk/bed/whatever. Another example where the weight helps me get my rocks off is when I’m taking a seat back and plop her on my pickle for some cowgirl. Obviously a real woman weighs more than 5KG but it’s nice to have that weight to give some resistance when I’m all up in her pussy like mmm! mmm! mmm! The two holes give some variety as I’m stroking my heart out, which is appreciated, though I found myself preferring the vagina as I was reaching climax. Cleaning it’s kind of a chore but not really. It’s small enough to fit in my sink and stretchy enough to get in there with a towel but the size and just design in general make it take longer than just some sleeve you can pull and flip out. That being said, it’s more just me being lazy with the cleaning and wanting it easy.

Quality

Believe me, this thing is hella high quality. The box is awesome, the printing on it is so high quality I was practically drooling over her big juicy voluptuous ass and tits. Man, what a woman! They also secure the booty inside with a plastic to ensure it’s not rattling around in there while also having it wrapped sanitarily in a mostly clear bag. Provided with the toy was some of Onahole’s own lube with the catgirl on it, which was plenty enough to get going. The lady prinz eugun herself was amazing quality. There’s been no tears, her pussy’s still pink, and so far no musty smell coming from any of the holes, and that’s with me pounding the shit out of it weekly. Anyways TLDR: Awesome quality, awesome toy.

Price

Big spenders only here! I kid but seriously it’s on the pricier end of things. It’ll set your wallet back around $180. I'd say it’s decent value considering this is one of the larger onaholes and the quality makes me confident that it can last years before wearing down.

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    NastyGod1
    Apr 04, 2025
    I would love this one quite badly
  • hackerssnaks
    Mar 23, 2025
    i need one for sure
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    Savagedick69
    Mar 21, 2025
    Need to try sometime

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