PDX Fap Flask: A Happy Camper Indeed…
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Overall rating is based on Design, Sensory Quality, Ease of Use, and Ease of Cleaning. Price and Noise are shown for reference only.
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Pros
- Discretion is the highest selling point here
- Lightweight
- Easy to clean and dry
Cons
- Neutral orifice may not be everyone’s cup of tea
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Design

Now, dont be fooled by that design, Y’all! At first glance, it looks like any old water bottle, and hey, it seemingly works just like one too. But the moment you pick it up, you start to feel something a little unexpected inside. No, its not liquid, darling. You’ll notice a small gap at the bottom, twist it open, and voila! There’s your sleeve! For those of y’all who like a little extra privacy, who dont want folks peeking at your toys, this one’s tailor-made just for you. Its got that same size and shape as a regular water bottle, hell, it could be sitting right next to one, and no one would bat an eye. The bottle's got that classic woodland camouflage pattern, like something y’all would see on any other camping paraphernalia. The built-in “straw” pops right open, looking as innocent as can be. This is a toy that’s easy to overlook, perfect for the private-minded among us.
The sleeve itself is a frosted, translucent color with a neutral opening, and while the texture isn't too fancy, those tightly spaced ridges do the trick and feel just right. That “straw” part? Well, thats actually the suction control, and the little finger loop adds some stability for one-handed action. Just the thing for when you’re keeping it private but still want that full experience.
Experience

Yall are gonna have a mighty fine experience with this one. It aint exactly groundbreaking or innovative, but the real charm here is the novelty of concealment. The sleeve’s made of a nice soft material, with a frosted look that just looks cool. The texture’s consistent all through the inside, but that don’t take away much from the experience. Once you’re all finished up, cleaning it is a breeze. The sleeve pops right out of the bottle, and it’s easy to clean and dry without any fuss.
Quality

The quality is real good, though I reckon it oughta be, given the price. The “bottle” is sturdy, made of a lightweight yet durable plastic that’ll hold up. The sleeve is soft, stretchy, and top-notch, with no visible flaws or defects anywhere to be seen. The unit holds together solidly.
Price
The price ain’t exactly what you’d call budget-friendly, setting you back around $70. But I reckon it’s fair. You get a solid sleeve with a nice texture, and the whole novelty of it looking like a “water bottle” is just downright amusing.
Performance

The performance on this one is about what you’d expect from a toy like this. It works just fine, ain’t a hassle to use or clean. The water bottle look is spot on. Nobody’s gonna bat an eye or notice a thing if they’re snooping. If I’m being honest, it wouldn’t even be a bad starter toy for someone new to the game.
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- BBowzerMar 08, 2025So can the flask "squeeze"? To make it tighter or let go to make it looser?
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