Pleasure Engine Rumbly Unicorn Review - A Horny Unicorn

What’s small, pink, and turns your hand into a playground of possibilities? The Swan Finger, of course. This is one of those toys that can easily be a staple in everyday sexcapades. Staying with the swan theme, this finger glove is long, like a swan's neck, and mimics the look and feel of a finger to a tee. It slides on almost any finger (all my digits on both hands and my partner's were a win). It's easy to slip on and inserts really smoothly, thanks to that soft-touch silicone. The slightly curved shape and flexible build give your regular finger the extra boost it needs to stimulate both the A and G spots, and it even worked well for anal fingering (more advanced toy users are going to like this one). Although free from the tech element, it didn’t drop a beat. There’s even a textured base that hits the clit, so you get internal and external stimulation. The Swan Finger’s simplicity is its strength—a hands-on experience you would want to try.

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We LOVE this toy! The blending of the suction with the vibration is spot on, and not only that, it is not a regular vibration, but the textured shaft moves in the iconic 'come hither' motion which presses on just the right spots. Just a warning for those with a sensitive clit though: this toy sucks HARD. Even on the lowest setting we need to use it gently. Speaking of settings, there are three suction settings: strong, stronger and strongest. The insertable portion has 10 vibration and movement patterns but quite honestly some of them are weird. We wife prefer the straight forward vibration witht he fingering motion. The combination of the suction and the shaft make for mind blowing orgasms and I'd lie if I said it was a long ride. Let's just say I don't pick this toy if we want to take it slow...

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WOW WOW WOW. Great value and the tongue is legit crazyyyy. Just buy this one!!! 4.75/5

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If you’re after a toy that ticks all the boxes, the Lovense Nora Dual Vibrator is it. First off, let’s talk about how it feels—silky smooth, body-safe silicone on the arms that glides like a dream, and a glossy plastic handle that’s easy to grip and fully water-resistant for fuss-free cleaning. The design is classic dual stimulation but with some seriously innovative upgrades that set it apart. Nora is powered by two independent motors: one in the 4.7-inch insertable, curved shaft for precise G-spot stimulation and another in the clitoral arm, which vibrates and moves simultaneously or separately depending on your preference. The G-spot shaft doesn’t just vibrate—it rotates, mimicking a “come-hither” motion for extra-targeted pleasure. Meanwhile, the clitoral arm is very flexible, so it fits snugly against your body without feeling rigid or uncomfortable. Together, the motors create a wave of sensations that feel intensely satisfying in the best way. Control is completely in your hands—or your partner’s. The Lovense app lets you customize vibration patterns, adjust intensity, and even sync it to your favorite playlist (yes, it vibes to the beat!). You can also save your favorite patterns for quick access later. And for an interactive twist, it’s sound-activated, responding to noises around you like moaning, which adds a whole new layer of fun. Got a partner across the world? No problem—the long-distance control feature works seamlessly in real-time for shared pleasure. On the practical side, it’s USB rechargeable and gives you over 4 hours of playtime on a full charge. It has no visible buttons on the main body (except an optional directional control for the shaft), it’s sleek, modern, and app-only for effortless play. While it’s a bit of a splurge, the Nora’s versatility, premium build, and cutting-edge features make it worth every penny.

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The Lovense Tenera 2 is a toy that's like that one friend who's almost perfect, but not quite. Don't get me wrong, I loved the adorable gradient - "It's so PRETTY!" were the first words I heard! And the ergonomic design? Top-notch. The suction was on the weaker side though and the preset increments did not increase it by much (using the app is different of course as you can go from 0-10 in one push of a button). However, that is exactly what she likes as she's super sensitive and some toys are just too powerful from the get-go. It feels as though the color scheme, the light weight of the toy, the quietness and the suction levels all blend together to be soothing. Not a "wild fuck" as they say, but more like a gently kiss. If you need strong suctions though, then avoid this toy. Another reason to avoid is if you do not want/need to use apps to use your toys. I personally like to use toys without apps. After all, who likes a lube covered phone? Not me, that's for sure... That being said, the app controls are a nice touch IF you are into that kind of thing and they work for long distance play too, which is cool. Just BTW, the self-cleaning feature is genius! All in all, the Tenera 2 is a solid toy if you're into more low-key vibes and don't mind a toy that's a bit more... laid-back, then this might be the one for you. But if you're a power-sucker, you might want to keep looking. Oh, and one more thing: the price. Ouch. It's like they're charging us per rainbow color. Worth it for those that would use all the app features, maybe, but for me? Not so much.

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Motorbunny Playmate had me soooo excited to start playing games more often again, I mean, who doesn't want to add a little more spice to game night outside of the usual strip Mortal Kombat, Street Fighter, or Super Smash Bros?! Unfortunately, I'm so sad to say that I'm actually disappointed in it. It's not as reactive as I thought it would be when relaying the controller rumbles created by in-game actions. I was most definitely looking forward to the haptic feature, not even thinking about or caring that there was going to be a Wii-remote style tilt feature at all. Funny enough, I felt the same disappointment I got when I realized I don't have to actually exercise to play the Wii at all, I can just continue sitting on my ass and just flick my wrist more than usual. Essentially I feel this should have been advertised as a sensual step counter instead of a sensual haptics device which is utterly heartbreaking. I don't know if it would be possible to make a 3 way switch for this device but it would be awesome to have one. One setting for pure tilt play, one for pure haptics and one that would allow it to act like it does now with the mix of tilt and haptics. To have a more pure response to in-game haptics could make twitch streams, long distance relationships or just general play more intimate and fun as the other players would actually have to work hard to cause reactions. Right now there are some haptics but honestly the most toy reaction is coming from the tilt of whoever is holding the device itself or the controller it's plugged into which doesn't make it interactive play with anyone more than a few feet from the toy... Don't get me wrong, it still gets the job done quite well, but I really really really reeeeeeaaally wanted the spontaneity of actual game play, not me making sure I tilt my controller the right way to get myself off while playing in a room on my own. Again I can just flick my wrist I don't actually have to do the jumping jack... ><'

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If you’re curious and don’t want to spend too much money on your first toy, this one’s a smart pick. It’s cute, strong, and has a lot of options, maybe more than you’ll even need. I got it because I wanted something different from a basic vibe, and the combo of tongue motion and thrusting definitely stood out. It’s intense, not a “ease-into-it” intense more like “turn it on and suddenly you're not thinking about anything else” intense. I’d say it’s best for people who already have a sense of what they like, or want to explore something new. It’s not exactly beginner soft, but if you’re open to high power it’s a fun ride. However, it also is not something beginners wouldn't like. This was in fact my first rose toy, and it is my favorite toy now! So definitely try it even if you're new to toys. Cleaning is quick, charging is simple, and the compact design makes it easy to tuck away. My only critique is that the buttons are sensitive, I’ve accidentally hit the power mid-use, but overall it is totally worth it. If you're not getting any or just want to stop relying on your imagination, this is a solid choice. I’d buy it again.

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Sohimi’s Vortex P three spot stimulator toy is a beautiful, silky-skinned toy that left all of it’s users breathless and steeped in bliss. This toy is one of the most eager to serve toys I’ve seen in my time. The toy is quiet enough to be polite, and fits snugly inside, especially with the wide variety of vibration and licking settings (5 licking modes, 5 g-spot pulses, and 10 types of buzzings). I’ve seen many toys boast about having hundreds of settings, but at the end of the day quality always kneels beneath quality. The numbers are in the perfect sweet spot between variety and utility. In fact, even to the vibrating, dumb, and warm body it’s ease of use still isn’t lost to the pleasure it brings. The Vortex P is also a refreshing piece of fresh air to someone who needs more attention and care to actually enjoy myself- the toy’s functions not only change speed, but pattern and intensity rather than the standard increase in speed with constant pressure (pulse number four on the g-spot is one of my favorites). Despite how polite and loyal the Vortex P is, she does have her faults. She is advertised to work long distance, and intrigued, my and my boyfriend tried it out while I was out of the state. Despite doing every single thing we could, the toy wouldn’t connect. This was a major drawback for us, especially since we used to be more long distance. If remote control is the main reason you would like the Vortex P, I would advice against it. Not only this, but if working on all fronts, she lasts 15 minutes at most, and dies without warning. We have had this dim a few movements, but luckily the toy’s flexibility and comfortable fit makes a good fit for a reliable dildo instead. Although it is more fit for solo play, I have found that using it on someone else as a dildo can be an endless source of fun because of how sensitive the buttons are, but I can understand how that could be a downside for others.

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