ROMP Lipstick Review: The Prettiest Novelty Toy There Is

Design

I'm absolutely in love with the design of this toy. The Romp Lipstick comes in a stunning bright neon pink for the clit sucker head, with a blue-violet (almost purple) The body itself has this abstract design pattern that's really eye-catching without being over-the-top.

What I appreciate most is that they clearly took their time with the aesthetic here. It's pretty enough that you could show it off to your girlfriends and they'd be impressed by how cute it is. It's girly without being juvenile, stylish without trying too hard. This is one of my favorite designs I've gotten in my entire toy collection.

The lipstick shape isn't just for show either. The cap actually serves a functional purpose, protecting the suction opening and making it portable. You don't need a separate pouch or case because it literally looks like you're carrying lipstick in your bag.Quality

The quality of this is impressive, especially for what could have easily been dismissed as just a gimmicky novelty toy. The silicone feels premium. It’s soft, smooth, and clearly high-grade material. You can tell that this isn't cheap silicone.

Even the charging cable is noticeably better quality than the usual cheap USB chargers that come with budget toys. It's substantial and well-made, which gives me confidence that it'll last rather than breaking after a few uses. This feels like a toy that was designed to last, not just look cute for Instagram photos.

What really backs up the quality is the 2-year warranty that comes with it. They also offer a 100-day pleasure guarantee, which means if you're not happy with it, you can actually return it, or possibly get a refund.

Experience

I have to admit, I went into this with low expectations. I figured the lipstick gimmick would mean compromised performance. I was completely wrong.

The Romp Lipstick works like your standard clit sucker, and it works well. The suction opening is actually almost the same size as standard clit suckers, which surprised me. I expected it to be smaller given the compact lipstick form. Some clit suckers can feel too intense or almost scratchy, but this one has a lovely smooth quality to it.

I typically go straight to the strongest setting, and the suction is powerful enough to get the job done.

The best part is that I can actually use this anywhere. I've thrown this in my bag knowing I could use it whenever without worrying about noise, size, or discretion.

One thing to note: using it with water-based lubricant makes the experience even better. The lube helps create a better seal and enhances the suction sensation, which I'd definitely recommend trying.

Performance

The Romp Lipstick definitely met and exceeded my expectations. Power-wise, as long as you keep it well-charged, it maintains a consistent suction through all the settings. I was genuinely surprised by how powerful the highest setting is.

The noise level is exceptional. Even at the highest setting, it's incredibly quiet. Unless you literally hold it up to your ear, you're not going to hear much. This makes it useful in situations where discretion is important; hotel rooms, shared living spaces, wherever.

The single button design is mostly a win. It keeps things simple and streamlined, which fits the lipstick aesthetic. The downside is that you cycle through all the settings in one direction, so if you accidentally pass your preferred level, you have to go all the way around again. It's a minor inconvenience rather than a real problem, but worth noting.

Battery life is actually really solid. With a 90-minute charge time, you get 120 minutes of run time. One charge will easily get you through multiple uses before you need to plug it in again.

Materials and care

The Romp Lipstick is made from body-safe silicone. It's soft, smooth, and has that premium texture.

Cleaning is incredibly easy. The toy is fully waterproof, so you can submerge it completely without worrying about damage. I just wash it with warm water and mild soap, dry it off, pop the cap back on, and toss it in my bag. The waterproof design also means you can use it in the shower or bath if that's your thing.

Since it's silicone, stick to water-based lubricant only. Silicone lube can degrade silicone toys over time.

Packaging

The packaging is a bit of a mixed bag. The box itself is nice enough, but it's unnecessarily large compared to the actual size of the toy. Even with all the contents inside like the toy, charger, and instructions, there's still a lot of empty space. As someone who cares about sustainability, the oversized packaging bothers me a bit.

That said, they did include fun stickers, which is a cute touch. Fair warning though: the stickers are definitely rated R, so you'll want to be careful about where you stick them. Probably not on your work laptop.

The unboxing experience itself is pleasant enough. Everything is packaged neatly and the toy looks gorgeous when you first open it. It just didn't need to come in such a large box.

Price

At $59.99, the Romp Lipstick is priced in the mid-range for clit suckers, and I think it's worth every penny. You're getting genuinely good quality. Premium silicone, solid construction, effective performance, a 2-year warranty, AND a 100-day pleasure guarantee, all in an absolutely gorgeous package.

For a novelty toy, this price point might seem high. But this isn't just a novelty. It's a fully functional, high-quality clit sucker that happens to also look amazing. Would I buy this again at this price? Absolutely.

Would I recommend it to others? Definitely, especially for anyone who travels, lives with roommates, or just appreciates beautiful design alongside good performance.