Satisfyer One Night Stand: Why I Can’t Recommend This Single-Use Toy
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My verdict
Pros
- Budget-friendly
- Multi-speed
- Sensations feel similar to other Satisfyer products
Cons
- Single-use
- Not as waterproof or quiet as advertised
- Lower quality build
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