Seal of Approval: Satisfyer's Sassy Seal Review

Jan 03, 2025
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My verdict

Satisfyer's Sassy Seal is cute, discreet, and fun to use. And while a few annoyances like button placement may hold it back from being absolutely perfect, the best part of this toy is its versatility. With 11 levels of air pulse intensity as well as 12 vibration types that can be mixed and matched, you're bound to find at least one pattern in this this whimsical toy that will make it fully live up to its name!

Pros

Cute design
Perfect size
Multiple vibration and pulse patterns
Dual motors

Cons

Confusing buttons
Poorly placed buttons
Un-sexy user manual

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Satisfyer Sassy Seal
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$31.99 $25.60
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