Spread’ems® by SpreadMeCo— The Butt Cheek Spreader You Didn’t Know You Needed (Until Now)

Design

The Spread’ems® has a sleek, all-black look that feels more “playful bondage accessory” than “scary dungeon device.” It’s discreet enough that it won’t immediately scream hardcore BDSM, but still bold in what it’s designed to do. The shape is simple — two sticky pads connected to adjustable nylon straps with a buckle. The size surprised me a bit at first (smaller than I expected), but that actually makes it less intimidating for beginners. The overall vibe is approachable, sexy, and a little cheeky (pun intended).

Quality

The straps themselves feel solid and durable — the nylon is smooth, flexible, and soft against the skin. The buckle is basic plastic, but it holds up well during use. The weak point? The sticky pads. Out of the box, they’re extremely sticky — enough to grab and hold your cheeks wide open without a problem. But after a few sessions, the stickiness starts to fade, especially if you sweat or wash them often. It doesn’t feel “cheap,” but you can tell the adhesive is the part that will need replacing first.

Experience

When it’s fresh and sticky, the Spread’ems® is a game-changer for anything that benefits from having you open and accessible. For oral, rimming, anal play, or deep penetration, it keeps everything right where it needs to be without you having to use your hands. That means your hands are free for other things — teasing, touching, holding toys, or… whatever else comes to mind. It’s comfortable to wear, even for longer sessions, thanks to the smooth nylon straps. The feeling of being held open without having to actively hold yourself there adds a fun, vulnerable, and slightly kinky element to play.

Performance

Spread’ems® delivers exactly what it promises — as long as the pads are sticky. When the adhesive is fresh, it holds you open perfectly, even through some movement and position changes. Once the pads lose their grip (thanks to sweat, natural body oils, or washing), you’ll need to re-adjust or even manually help hold things open. It’s not loud or distracting (no motors, no vibration), so it’s perfect for intimate, quiet play. It’s also beginner-friendly — no complicated straps to figure out, no pinching, no scary clamps. Just stick, adjust, and clip.

Materials & Care

Straps: Soft nylon, adjustable up to 65" end to end. Comfortable on skin and easy to adjust mid-play.

Pads: Hypoallergenic adhesive. Very sticky at first, but loses grip with sweat and washing.

Care: Hand wash only. Wipe straps with mild soap and water; avoid soaking the sticky pads too much. Over-washing will shorten their lifespan. The materials feel body-safe and gentle on skin, but because of the adhesive, I wouldn’t call it “waterproof.”

Packaging

The packaging is straightforward — nothing premium or overly fancy, but functional. It’s shipped from a U.S.-based distribution center, so delivery is fast and discreet. No over-the-top unboxing experience here, but it arrives ready to use without needing assembly, which I appreciate.

Price

This is where Spread’ems® shines. At its current price, it’s an affordable way to try something new in your play without committing to an expensive bondage accessory. Would I buy it again? Yes — especially as a starter cheek spreader. But I’d love it even more if replacement sticky pads were included or available separately.

For the price, you get:

• A comfortable, adjustable, reusable accessory

• A fun, kinky way to keep yourself open hands-free

• A beginner-friendly introduction to light bondage and anal/rimming play