Light Up My Night – The Evolved Luminous Dildo Review 🔦🍆 A dildo that glows in the dark? Sounds like a gimmick - until you actually use it. And then you get it. This isn’t just some novelty toy, it’s a seriously well-made, super versatile piece of fun. The dual density silicone feels amazing, the shape hits all the right spots, and the glow just adds that cheeky little twist we didn’t know we needed. 😂 Whether we’re using it for oral play, anal adventures, deepthroat training or just adding a third “guest” to our fun - he never disappoints. He’s soft enough to be comfy, firm enough to feel real, and flexible enough for whatever mood we’re in. Sure, he attracts dust like crazy and the packaging was kinda meh, but honestly? We couldn’t care less. If you’re into manual toys with personality, pleasure, and a little glow-up - this one’s a keeper. 🟣💡

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Overall I have no complaints about it, but at the same time, no real praise. I like that it glows in the dark, the suction cup is solid, and the size is decent. It's fairly priced and well-made. I got enjoyment out of this one, but there isn't much unique that makes this stand out. That being said: If you have an interest in creature toys, I'd still pick it up. It will definitely still make for a pleasurable ride.

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Overall, I really enjoyed this toy. I like that it is a non-realistic and simple design, but also well-made and has such a long warranty. I recommend this toy for someone who uses it with a harness because of how well it stays in place. The suction feature is very strong and great for solo play and the base is good for grinding. The toy is also very easy to clean and store.

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Wow! Awesome new dildo by Lovense. I think the size is just right. Enough to where it is suitable for some beginners and suitable for those more advanced into the sex toy universe. Compatible with many other Lovense toys, makes it easy to connect with a partner from either far away or close by. Touch sensitive vibration mode. The further you insert the dildo, the harder it will increase the vibrations, 3x. Waterproof and suction cup is extremely strong. Fun settings in the app, such as a cool game you can play that happens to be similar to flappy bird... but for the vibrations LOL. It's currently on SALE!

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He’s Big. He’s Bold. He’s Owen. 😏 This toy doesn’t just pretend to be Owen Grey – it feels like he somehow snuck into our bedroom and left a perfect replica behind. From the hyper-realistic details down to the vein patterns and that infamous piercing scar (yes, really), this is hands-down the most anatomically accurate dildo we’ve ever touched. And trust us, we’ve touched a few. 😅 That said, Owen’s Signature Cock is not for the faint of heart. He’s thick, heavy, and takes some serious prep – both mentally and physically. But if you’re ready to level up and want a high-quality, ultra-realistic toy that’s as close to the real Owen Grey as you’ll probably ever get, this one’s worth the hype. Do we wish he was a touch squishier on the outside? Sure. Would that stop us from reaching for him again? Absolutely not. Whether it’s for solo play, shared sessions, or your personal pornstar fantasy – this toy delivers. Just make sure you stretch first. 😉

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I absolutely recommend getting one. If you’ve ever thought about adding something a little more quirky to your collection. The bumps and ridges are noticeable enough for this to be something that none of my other current toys can provide, the suction cup is actually decent, AND it’s strap-on harness compatible!

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If you love fantasy dildos that are thicker in the middle, then Wandering Bard Toys' Shadow Demon needs to be on your radar! This fully customizable dildo is made with body-safe silicone and is available in 5 sizes, 3 firmness levels, 9 pour styles, and 99 different colors. There's a ton of texture, but it's not too intense. Plus, it's made by a queer owned indie toy company based in the US! Mine is medium size and firmness with a marble swirl in copper and cosmic coloring.

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If you're looking for a vibrating dildo that you can have tons of fun with alone or play with your partner, even if they're a long-distance love, this is a great option to go with. There are many fun benefits to the Mission 2 from Lovense, some that may even surprise you (they surprised me). With an app that allows full control of the Mission 2, you don't need to worry about pushing more than the "on" button on your toy. Not only that, but this fun vibe comes with three parts that, once put together, allow you to suction your toy to the wall and adjust it to your preferred position. Keep reading to learn more.

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DOC JOHNSON is living up to its name. This real-feel dildo is a favorite in the secret drawer for both self and my partner play, with Vac- U- Lock compatible options included. Molded from a real penis, the soft and squishy ULTRASKYN texture gives the best impressions of a real meaty friend without the extra hassle of one. It does come in three different colors and is made from elastomer. I decided to go with the 8-inch option and found my body to adjust to the girth and size of it naturally. There's no odd stiff parts or hard ridges to stop a smooth insertion. The tip/head is VERY realistic, soft, and the balls and veins add to that sensory factor when using it. It's THICK and will make you feel "full" quickly in any hole you decide to use it in. I do suggest using dildo-safe or natural lube since you could get friction burns, but overall I enjoy it long time use. (40mins+) I personally can be pretty slick and use self lube, but after a few orgasms I'm glad this product oils up nice without any build-up. It's a nice insertion to use while also using any clit simulation toys. If you like, flipping it will make the ball section rub on the area as well. It is a tad on the heavier side, it does have some weight on it. I found using my Vac-U-Lock suction on anything other than the ground difficult, yet it still is a nice solo ride when you get the hang of it. I doubt I could use it on a vertical wall like surface unless you have a stronger suction. Placing the plug inside the hole underneath the balls takes some effort since it's a tight squeeze. You can also use this with a strap, although the O-rings and balls combo could make you sore on either end after a night of fun. Overall, I will be buying and exploring more of Doc Johnson products (especially the cocks) in the future!

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