The Absolute Joys of Lovense Mission 2

When it comes to the EroGeisha Jousho I have to say it’s been a pretty intriguing experience. The firm silicone and well-designed shape deliver a precise and satisfying feel, with the pronounced vein textures adding a nice touch of stimulation. While the toy doesn’t come with a suction cup, and reaching its full eight and a half inches on my own proved challenging, it still offers a comfortable and pleasurable experience when used with a harness. The thoughtful design, including the smooth taper and pointed tip, makes insertion straightforward and enjoyable. For those who appreciate a firmer, more controlled sensation, the Jousho is definitely worth considering. If EroGeisha ever decides to add a suction cup base or offer different firmness options, it could elevate the experience even further. Overall, the Jousho stands out for its solid build and effective design, making it a worthy addition to any collection.

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I absolutely recommend getting one. If you’ve ever thought about adding something a little more quirky to your collection. The bumps and ridges are noticeable enough for this to be something that none of my other current toys can provide, the suction cup is actually decent, AND it’s strap-on harness compatible!

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Squeeze-It Wavy Dildo is a silly and fun dildo that I can’t recommend enough. The box the dildo comes in talks about it like it’s a “wacky wavy inflatable arm-flailing tube man.” And in a sense, it has that energy until you put it to use. I couldn’t take this dildo seriously when I first saw it. But then, I started to play, and next thing I knew, I was raving about it. It’s perfect for temperature play, it’s ultra soft to the touch, and curves with your body rather than fighting it. It’s also a perfectly lifelike and average size dildo. My biggest critique is the suction. It doesn’t attach to walls and barely stays on tables. The shower wall is the only place you can suction the dildo to and trust that it won’t slip or detach.

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Be honest now: who hasn’t wondered what alien sex might be like? Or perhaps dreamt of being abducted and given a thoroughly carnal examination by some exotic alien anal probe. I know I have. John Thomas toys are here to help you answer that question, with their Alien Hooligan Platinum Silicone Dildo.

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The initial thought of a hyper realistic looking vibrator was somewhat chilling and kind of off putting. Looking at a product like Utimi's Heavenly had me absolutely terrified to the point that it ended up becoming laughable lol. I feel even Utimi knows it's a scary thing because they chose not to show the real vibrations in their video for it but rather some Microsoft PowerPoint style animations. ><' That being said, Utimit's Lavender is surprisingly far more acceptable to me than I could have ever imagined. Please do me a favor and go check out the site's video for this product as I don't know why but the music choice and everything about it had me rolling while I was trying to find a few more details to put in this review, it's beautiful lol. Well done to that editing team lol. In all seriousness though, I oddly found that the realism of this product satiated a weird fantasy craving that I didn't know was buried in the back of my mind. Utimi's designers must know a thing or two about color theory and how Lavender affects feelings and responses, as it definitely made this product 1000000% more acceptable than the genuine hyper realistic colors and textures of their Heavenly product. Of all the thrusting devices I currently own, I believe that this one is the best and on full charge the vibration settings are quite lovely. I would recommend this as a good first time dildo for someone that's wants a bit of help in the self sparked fantasy department or just enjoys an actual dick now and then.

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Wow! Awesome new dildo by Lovense. I think the size is just right. Enough to where it is suitable for some beginners and suitable for those more advanced into the sex toy universe. Compatible with many other Lovense toys, makes it easy to connect with a partner from either far away or close by. Touch sensitive vibration mode. The further you insert the dildo, the harder it will increase the vibrations, 3x. Waterproof and suction cup is extremely strong. Fun settings in the app, such as a cool game you can play that happens to be similar to flappy bird... but for the vibrations LOL. It's currently on SALE!

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He’s Big. He’s Bold. He’s Owen. 😏 This toy doesn’t just pretend to be Owen Grey – it feels like he somehow snuck into our bedroom and left a perfect replica behind. From the hyper-realistic details down to the vein patterns and that infamous piercing scar (yes, really), this is hands-down the most anatomically accurate dildo we’ve ever touched. And trust us, we’ve touched a few. 😅 That said, Owen’s Signature Cock is not for the faint of heart. He’s thick, heavy, and takes some serious prep – both mentally and physically. But if you’re ready to level up and want a high-quality, ultra-realistic toy that’s as close to the real Owen Grey as you’ll probably ever get, this one’s worth the hype. Do we wish he was a touch squishier on the outside? Sure. Would that stop us from reaching for him again? Absolutely not. Whether it’s for solo play, shared sessions, or your personal pornstar fantasy – this toy delivers. Just make sure you stretch first. 😉

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Overall I have no complaints about it, but at the same time, no real praise. I like that it glows in the dark, the suction cup is solid, and the size is decent. It's fairly priced and well-made. I got enjoyment out of this one, but there isn't much unique that makes this stand out. That being said: If you have an interest in creature toys, I'd still pick it up. It will definitely still make for a pleasurable ride.

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