The Male Rose: It’s Pretty Good Y’all
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Overall rating is based on Design, Sensory Quality, Ease of Use, and Ease of Cleaning. Price and Noise are shown for reference only.
My verdict
Pros
- No fuss with cleaning
- Lightweight
- Splash-Resistant
- Y’all can take the “cup” off
Cons
- No dust cover for the cup
- Requires a lot of lube
- tbh a little on the noisier side
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former marching band instructor. got kicked out for smokin too much weed lol! follow to join the dan fam!

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