The Male Rose: It’s Pretty Good Y’all

danyeauxx

Jan 07, 2025

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Overall Rating
4.43/5
Product Design
4/5
Ease of use
5/5
3.7/5
Sensory Quality
5/5
Ease of Cleaning
  • Price
    4.5/5
  • Noise
    1.6/5
  • Duration of use
    35 minutes
  • Charging time
    120 minutes
Keyword
My verdict
Y’all when I tell you I did not know what I was getting into with this toy. I have some grievances with it but they’re not dealbreakers or nothing.
Pros
No fuss with cleaning
Lightweight
Splash-Resistant
Y’all can take the “cup” off
Cons
No dust cover for the cup
Requires a lot of lube
tbh a little on the noisier side
About the product
Design
Bringing the toy out of box y’all can see the two halves of it. One is the cup/sleeve(kinda reminds me of the sleeve on the Wii controllers LOL) and the other is the handle, which houses the motor and controls. The black handle is like plastic but It’s pretty ergonomic and feels good in your hands. The sleeve is a clear silicone cup with a mouth like opening. Taking a peek inside y’all can find the texture of the cup. The texture isn’t anything too wild or whatevs, just some kinda like nubs surrounding the inside, feels promising though. One thing I do wish was addressed was maybe some dust cover or something to cover up the orifice when not in use.
Experience
The first thing you notice about this toy y’all, is that you need a LOT of lube. More than y'all would think. Despite this, it’s not super messy. Putting my lil johnson inside felt incredible. I’m a little on the smaller side, i’ll admit it, but just being able to fit most of my dick inside was an absolute gift. Yeah, the motor is a bit loud but if you don’t really care all that much about discretion it’s not a huge deal. The toy’s great on its own with the adjustable rotation speed and vibration patterns. It also gave me a really intense orgasm when I used it in conjunction with my dildo, let me tell y’all, that I absolutely EXPLODED. I made an absolute mess of myself with this thing and I couldn’t love it more, I really recommend it for solo or even couples play. I’ll definitely be adding this to my little dan fam of sex toys.
Quality
The toy felt of good quality, it was light but not a cheap feeling light, y’know what I mean? The handle was nice to hold and provided good grip. The silicone cup feels durable and comfortable.
Price
To be honest fam, I think it’s a little on the higher end, if you’re looking for a more budget friendly automatic stroker, you might wanna look elsewhere. I found one on sale for $65ish around the time of this review but this one normally goes for $90.
Performance
I wasn’t sure what to expect when I heard about a “male” rose. I have homegirls tell how much they love the rose toy they got so imagine my delight when I learned about a version for us! Once I dipped myself in though, y'all I was hooked. I didn’t know what I was expecting exactly but I liked what I found.
Packaging
The box has a cool aesthetic, with a black to pink gradient going lengthwise. On the front of the box you can see the toy itself. The toy is also featured on the back, where it explains its twisting function. the rest of the box is just general info about the toy nothing much to really mention there. Inside you can find the toy snugly packed inside. You’ll also find a manual instructing you on its various functions as well as general care and cleaning info.
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