The Male Rose: It’s Pretty Good Y’all

The Fleshlight Everyone’s Talking About - But Is It Really That Good? I swear, I couldn’t scroll through Reddit or FleshAssist without someone hyping up Kazumi’s Fleshlight. Top 5 ranking, people calling it a must-have - so obviously I had to buy it. When it arrived, I was ready. Expectations? Sky-high. And then… I tried it. And, uh… kinda just stared at the ceiling afterward thinking, that’s it? 🫠 It wasn’t bad, but it wasn’t mind-blowing either. The texture felt too stiff, and I just didn’t get the hype. But then I learned about the so-called "break-in period," where Fleshlights get better after some use. So, I gave it another chance. And another. And another. And yeah - now I get it. It just needed time. Once softened up, this thing is a beast. The suction is easily the strongest in my Fleshlight collection, and the chamber design? Pure blowjob energy. The way the different textures hit at different depths feels incredibly natural, especially if you love oral. It drinks lube like crazy, but honestly? Worth it. So, was the hype justified? Let’s break it down. 😉

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Fleshlight really knocked it out of the park with this sex toy. This toy is definitely unique. I mean, just look at the bright red case. It's the first red toy in my collection! And the texture? Super weird. I can see why some guys might not be into it. But me? I absolutely loved it. It felt like my shaft was being brushed by pleasure bristles with every stroke. I can already tell that I'm going to be using this toy for a while. Even if it's not my favorite toy of all time, it offers a unique feeling. And for that reason, it's going to be in my rotation pretty frequently.

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The Lovense Max 2 puts a spin on strokers. This toy contracts around your dick with air to recreate the pulsating walls of an actual vagina/mouth. This creates a tight feeling that can get pretty intense sometimes. The toy also vibrates, which can feel incredible if you're looking for that feeling. The toy is pretty simple to control, but you can take it to the next level by letting a partner control it for you via the Lovense app. Some people might not like the tightest settings of this toy, and people looking for an "automatic" stroking experience should look elsewhere.

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The We-Vibe Pivot is a vibrating penis ring designed to add some oomph to your sex life, whether you’re flying solo or enjoying it with a partner. It’s got a nice, rumbly motor that delivers pleasure to both parties and a firm grip that does what a penis ring is supposed to do: keep things snug and sensations strong. Bonus: crank it up to the higher settings and, yep, your whole penis practically hums. That said, this one doesn’t come cheap. It’s definitely more of a splurge, and while the quality is solid, whether it’s “worth it” really depends on how often you plan to use it. One cool feature: it syncs with an app, so your partner can take the reins from their phone which is great for spicing things up. The ring fits tight. I’d say I’m fairly average in girth and still found it snug, so if you’re on the thicker side, you might want to size up or explore other options. That said, tightness is kind of the whole point with these toys, so for me it works just right.

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The Tenga Puffy is a unique manual masturbator with a soft outer case. It is a little bit bulky for my tastes and I am still undecided on whether or not I want to keep this in my personal collection but if you don't mind the bulkiness and want a high quality product then I recommend this for you.

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The Vina Sky: Exotica sex toy from Fleshlight is a great staple to the Fleshlight collection. Beautifully designed, easy to use, and amazing to feel - this toy's got it all. There's no doubt about why this one is a fan-favorite. The internal tunnel takes you through so many twists and turns. That's what this toy is all about. You could definitely try rotating the toy around your shaft during use to get the most out of it. If you're a fan of Vina Sky, or you're really into pronounced ridges that'll twist around your shaft, then this is the toy for you.

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Who wouldn't want to get up close and personal with a beautiful Chinese porn star? The Lulu Chu Main Squeeze stroker is a male masturbator rendered in that high-end line of jerk-off sleeves based on the pussy proportions of a famous adult star. With a textured interior, set in a hard-shell case, an oh-so-twistable airtight cap that adds wonderfully to the unit's suction, a side 'squeeze plate' feature so the user can add or decrease pressure as he sees fit, and the ability to disassemble for a quick clean up, you get a lot for the price of this toy. Co-starring with Lulu has never been better. And let's face it, this is as close as any of us is ever likely to get to fucking a porn star. Why not have at it with this well-made, soft and welcoming life-like vagina sleeve.

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The Mainsqueeze Lela Star is a male sex toy known for its realistic, high-quality design that was made in collaboration with pornstar Lela Star. The silicone and elastomer feel nice and the mold of the vaginal opening looks incredibly lifelike. I like the case’s matte black look and feel…however i’m not the biggest fan of the “squeeze-play” feature.

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