The satisfyer pro 2. A new rival for my magic wand

For $24 you're getting the bare essentials, at least in this case. No fun add-ons or surprises like the others, save the fact that they were still kind enough to include the battery for the remote which is always awesome. Of the 5 I ordered, this one is the least comfortable and arousing, yet still capable of getting me to completion, albeit a much slower one than the others. That's not to say that it still couldn't set of fireworks for someone else! I just find that the 3 prior to this one did the job better for me personally. The upsides to this are the amount of features, remote, IPX7 rating, and aesthetic. The downsides are the fit, feel, longer charge, and the invasive feelings I experienced when setting up the app. As promised, here is the link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DZWV4F7B?ref_=ppx_hzod_title_dt_b_fed_asin_title_0_4

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Satisfyer has yet to let me down! Every toy I own of theirs thus far has been... well.. Satisfying! Dew Drop is no exception, its adorable design may seem sweet and gentle, but it'll make you wetter than an England downpour if used the right way! Its IPX7 rating allows you to feel like you're being kissed in the rain, where ever you may be, while the unique design gives you the ability to use it multiple ways.

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Tracy's Dog Whalo is a cute clit "suction" vibrator that is affordably priced and beginner friendly. For the price point, it's a good toy and packs a good punch, but it's definitely a few steps down from Tracy's Dog iconic model the OG (and OG 2). As a more advanced user, Whalo wasn't quite right for me despite the fact that it is a good toy. I do think Whalo is great for beginner users and those who are curious about air pulse or "suction" vibrators, but to be clear: this is air pulsation, not true suction. I don't know that I would buy Whalo again, but I also recognize that I may not be the actual target demographic for this toy.

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This naughty little Venus Butterfly has some ulterior motives. Instead of simply giving your G-spot a little vibe, the butterfly's little antennae offer some fun by being affected perfectly by the vibrating shaft. If you're looking for a smaller-sized toy with much to offer, this little bug from Calexotics Connect should be on your shopping list. It's a simple design, but it's one that honestly does more than you'd expect from it at first glance.

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Motorbunny Playmate had me soooo excited to start playing games more often again, I mean, who doesn't want to add a little more spice to game night outside of the usual strip Mortal Kombat, Street Fighter, or Super Smash Bros?! Unfortunately, I'm so sad to say that I'm actually disappointed in it. It's not as reactive as I thought it would be when relaying the controller rumbles created by in-game actions. I was most definitely looking forward to the haptic feature, not even thinking about or caring that there was going to be a Wii-remote style tilt feature at all. Funny enough, I felt the same disappointment I got when I realized I don't have to actually exercise to play the Wii at all, I can just continue sitting on my ass and just flick my wrist more than usual. Essentially I feel this should have been advertised as a sensual step counter instead of a sensual haptics device which is utterly heartbreaking. I don't know if it would be possible to make a 3 way switch for this device but it would be awesome to have one. One setting for pure tilt play, one for pure haptics and one that would allow it to act like it does now with the mix of tilt and haptics. To have a more pure response to in-game haptics could make twitch streams, long distance relationships or just general play more intimate and fun as the other players would actually have to work hard to cause reactions. Right now there are some haptics but honestly the most toy reaction is coming from the tilt of whoever is holding the device itself or the controller it's plugged into which doesn't make it interactive play with anyone more than a few feet from the toy... Don't get me wrong, it still gets the job done quite well, but I really really really reeeeeeaaally wanted the spontaneity of actual game play, not me making sure I tilt my controller the right way to get myself off while playing in a room on my own. Again I can just flick my wrist I don't actually have to do the jumping jack... ><'

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As a big fan of sex grinders, I love Calypso by Paladin Pleasure Sculptors, or PPSculptors for short. Calypso is a merfolk vulva grinder with a lot of texture. It's great for pillow or thigh humpers and can be used by any anatomy! Pair with your preferred water-based lubricant, then hump & grind away. Pro tip: Use plenty of lube!

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This is by far my favorite sex toy… it’s my first suction toy and I’m fully impressed! I would recommend this to any of my friends! For themselves or friends or partners etc. the charging time is quick for a full charge and it lasts so long. It hasn’t died on me yet!!!

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The Womanizer Duo 2 isn’t just another vibrator, it’s like a little luxury crafted just for you. It strikes the perfect balance between being powerful enough to satisfy and gentle enough for those still exploring. Whether you’re new to this or someone who knows exactly what you want, it feels like Womanizer really thought about all kinds of needs. Sure, $229 might make you pause, but what you’re getting is top-notch performance, high-quality materials, and peace of mind with a solid warranty. In a sea of quick fixes and fleeting buzzes, the Duo 2 feels like something special, designed to deliver an experience that’s both elegant and lasting. If you’re ready to treat yourself to something more meaningful, this isn’t just a toy, it’s a little act of self-love you deserve.

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In the grand scheme, the Satisfyer Mono Flex is a solid, middle-of-the-pack performer, its flexibility being its main claim to fame. However, when paired with its innovative app, this toy transforms into a orgasmic pleasure powerhouse. The app is the true game-changer here (If you have seen my other reviews, you know I don't like apps on toys but hear me out...), as it give the Mono Flex more than the generic on off vibrations but rather the ability to control both the clit & the g-spot motors (Yes! It has two motors!). On the other hand, the downside is that without the app, this toy is a bit limited in what it can do although it does have 11 patterns with 5 speeds we never really found one that fitted our liking without using the app. The standard clit vibrations don't go low without the app either so if you are easily overstimulated, you may want to take that into account. If you love both full clit stimulation and mixed with a good rumbly g-spot vibration, this toy will likely become a prized addition to your collection. The Mono Flex also shines as a premium, long-lasting toy that's backed by Satisfyer's impressive 15-year warranty.

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