The Worst Masturbator I've Ever Used (Meiki No Shoumei 05 Zhang Xiao Yu Masturbator Review)
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Overall rating is based on Design, Sensory Quality, Ease of Use, and Ease of Cleaning. Price and Noise are shown for reference only.
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My verdict
Pros
- Attractive aesthetic with a detailed look
Cons
- Bulky and awkward to hold during use
- Floppy, not stable
- Overall unwieldy design
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Design
The design of this masturbator is bulky and unwieldy. It looks like a premium product, but the size makes it difficult to use comfortably. The toy doesn't stay in place during use, so it flops around a lot, which makes it more frustrating than enjoyable. If you're looking for something that stays put and feels secure, this is definitely not it. It could have used better ergonomics for a more stable experience.
Quality
The product's quality is underwhelming, considering the premium price. The materials seem decent at first glance, but they don’t feel as durable or well-made as you'd expect for a $60~ masturbator. The construction feels a bit flimsy, and the overall feel isn’t as satisfying as it should be for something priced this high.
Experience
The experience of using the Meiki No Shoumei 05 was far from enjoyable. The bulkiness made it hard to get into a comfortable position, and the toy kept shifting during use. It felt like I was constantly adjusting it rather than focusing on pleasure. I wasn’t able to get into a good rhythm, which made the entire session more frustrating than fun.
Performance
While the internal textures do feel somewhat interesting at first, they quickly become a distraction when paired with the toy’s instability. The lack of stability, combined with the awkward design, made it hard to maintain a good rhythm. I couldn't get past the feeling of the toy flopping around, and as a result, it just didn’t perform as well as I had hoped.
Materials and care
Maintaining this will definitely be difficult. Due to the material, it easily attracts dust or hair. (I'm sure you can see some dust that has already gotten stuck on the product in my pictures). It is also fully enclosed which makes it a lot more difficult to clean and dry. I like how other products have included a drying stick to insert into their product to help dry it but this product does not include it.
Packaging
What was the unboxing experience like?
Did it feel premium, discreet, cute, or boring? Was anything missing or unexpected?
Price
The price as of 7/9/2025 is $63.96. And unless you're a huge fan of this actress, I think you can get a much better product at a cheaper price point elsewhere.
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