The Worst Masturbator I've Ever Used (Meiki No Shoumei 05 Zhang Xiao Yu Masturbator Review)
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Overall rating is based on Design, Sensory Quality, Ease of Use, and Ease of Cleaning. Price and Noise are shown for reference only.
My verdict
Pros
- Attractive aesthetic with a detailed look
Cons
- Bulky and awkward to hold during use
- Floppy, not stable
- Overall unwieldy design
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