Unboxing Tellus Adult Fantasy Toy from Paladin Pleasure Sculptors
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Overall Rating
Overall rating is based on Design, Sensory Quality, Ease of Use, and Ease of Cleaning. Price and Noise are shown for reference only.
My verdict
Pros
- Customize size, firmness, and color.
- Perfectly pleasurable for vaginal and anal use.
- Super-smooth texture.
- Easy and safe to clean.
Cons
- Runs large.
About This Author
-Transsexual muscle babe and self-made heartthrob. Cali ➡️ AMS expat, artist & performer. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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