UTIMI Angel Review: Look Like an Angel, Play Like a Devil

The moment I opened this toy I was in love! The design and packaging are adorable. This toy is a collaboration with the lovely actress Kiko Mizuhara. I've seen a lot of lipstick vibrators, but this is the first I've seen that was so realistic. It even has a cap you can remove, plus the bottom of the toy is a dial that can be rotated to control the toy.

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The Tracy's Dog (I still can't figure out how they came up with this name for a adult toy brand, but anyway....) Hammer Wand is a powerhouse of a massager that will leave a lasting impression on any user. "I can see why people like these!" were the first words after we first used the toy. It has a robust, premium design with neat gold accents and potent vibrations that are perfect for those who crave intense stimulation. The large head on the toy does not provide pinpoint clit stimulation, but rather deep vibrations over the whole flower which may not be what is needed for some but if you are generally sensitive to direct clit stimulation, this would be something that you would love. This toy is NOT the most discreet or travel-friendly option (≈2x2x11.5in), its exceptional performance make it a worthwhile purchase (that surprisingly will not break the bank) for anyone seeking a reliable and effective massager. One thing that does bother me be was the buttons, they can be hard to find in the moment

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This is a weird little toy. I’ve told you guys before that I judge sex toys by their cover. It’s not something I’m proud of, and I’ve been proven wrong many times. I was hoping to be proven wrong this time, really. I gave it a shot, I promise. Even when I had to go to the store and buy new batteries, I told myself it would be worth it. But this creepy and useless toy was not worth it. I also want to say, I’m all for lifelike dildos with realistic texture and ribbing. But do not dye it primary blue and make it unnecessarily squishy. I don’t have any interest in a soft and blue penis. I don’t like that it’s the same color as a children's toy. You can have lifelike and you can have bright colors, you cannot have them both and expect me to like it. A pastel would have been wonderful and an earth tone would have been even better. I’m not saying it can’t be colorful. I am saying that it cannot look and feel like a children’s slime tube. Aesthetics aside, let's discuss performance. First, it required batteries, but once we got past that annoyance and into playtime it did absolutely nothing for me. It was so soft and gooey. It doesn’t target your G-spot, and the handle is too short to maneuver. And while the veins and ribbing were nice, they were not as stimulating as I’m sure they were meant to be. Plus, the vibrations were “meh.” The only service it really provides is penetration. It’s hard to find something redeeming about this toy.

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The Pipedream Wanachi Mini Massager is a tiny dinosaur of a sex toy. It’s retro, from the colors and design to its materials and function. But retro is cool when it’s done right. This mini wand is battery powered and made of entirely ABS plastic. The downside is that the product is made of plastic. Yet, the upside, is the Wanachi Massager's rumbling vibrations. Yes, the head is rock solid, and is uncomfortable at first unless you like hard vibrations and surfaces. But nothing rattles and rumbles like ABS plastic. Wanachi’s Mini Massager has a mighty motor. With a dial at the end to adjust speed, you can crank the wand up to feel like a rocket about to launch. Which is exactly what I did, and it transformed my“take it or leave it” attitude to a thumbs up. The neck is poorly constructed with it’s accordion-style design, but the folds are too ridged to actually bend. You can stretch it out to get a solid curve in it, but it still doesn’t behave as well as a silicone neck. Overall, for a toy under $30, it’s not too shabby. I’d say if you’re on a trip and forgot your vibrator, you could pick this one up in a pinch and be content.

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Made by the BMS Factory, the creators of the famed "Power Bullet," the PalmPower Wand Massager came with high expectations but didn’t fully deliver. While the single-function button and silicone head are functional and feel great, the vibrations leave much to be desired. They’re strong and rumbly only at the highest setting and the rest of the modes just lack the deep resonance found in smaller bullets or larger wands, making it feel like an "inbetweener" that doesn’t quite excel in either category. The corded setup is another drawback—disruptive during solo play and downright awkward, if you’re trying to incorporate a partner. While the compact size and portability are commendable, issues like uneven vibration, the finicky detachable cap, and control quirks weigh it down. If you’re someone who loves the Magic Wand but craves a quieter, more compact version, the PalmPower might fit the bill—but expect to work around its flaws. For those seeking a seamless and deeply satisfying experience, investing in a more refined wand may be worth considering.

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Hype by ROMP is just a fun vibe. It’s your classic G-spot vibrator, slightly elevated without sacrificing pleasure for cheap frills. Its gentle curve, soft tip, and ribbed shaft hit just right, giving you intense G-spot orgasms. As someone who struggles with orgasming from penetration, I was blown away. A G-spot orgasm has never been easier than with ROMP’s Hype. It’s rechargeable and has 6 intensity levels and 4 patterns. Its soft head mimics the feeling of a real penis, increasing the quality of sensation on your G-spot. Plus, it’s fully waterproof. Considering its reasonable price of $40, that’s a steal. Even if you don’t use it in the shower, being waterproof makes the toy so much easier to clean. As I’ve gotten older, I appreciate easy to clean toys more and more. The toy comes with the cutest, sex positive stickers, which I’ll totally be showing off. Finally, it’s a perfect size for me, very comfortable to insert at 8 inches long (6.5 inches insertable) and ~2 inches wide. However, this might be a little small for other users.

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Although the price for the toy was cheap, I found the actual design and substance of the toy to be even cheaper. Although it's only $40, I found that the total lack of functionality overlooks the fact that it "has" so many functions. As a first try with a new toy? Absolutely fine. As someone with more experience and refined taste? I would avoid this toy for something more attractive.

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The Couple’s Vibrator That Sounded Exciting—But Left Us Frustrated When it comes to couple’s vibrators, I always think of the We-Vibe. We never actually owned one, but reading about it made us curious about this kind of toy. The idea of something that could bring extra stimulation for both partners during penetration sounded awesome. So, when we saw the Satisfyer Double Fun as a free promo gift, we figured, ‘Why not?’ Free sex toys are the best kind of sex toys, right? Worst case, we’d have some fun experimenting. Spoiler alert: We did not have fun. 🫠 On paper, it checks all the boxes—flexible U-shape, strong vibrations, app control, waterproof. But in reality? It felt more like a third wheel than a sexy enhancement. We gave it multiple tries, hoping it would grow on us. At the end, we just never clicked with it. After about 10 tries, it found its final resting place in our bedside drawer, untouched and collecting dust. So, what went wrong? Let’s get into it. 😉

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