Violet Myers "Waifu" Fleshlight Review

The Handy – The Only Hand You’ll Ever Need? 🤔 Alright, let's be honest - Karl and I originally wanted to keep this short and sweet, but The Handy just gets us talking.... and talking... 😅 Seriously, this interactive stroker is like the Swiss Army Knife of pleasure. From its insane customization options and impressive power to the endless rabbit hole of interactive content online, it feels like we've only scratched the surface after a full year of use! If you're short on time, skip right ahead to whatever sparks your interest - we promise there’s plenty to explore. But if you're ready for the full story (and maybe a laugh or two), settle in, because there's a LOT to unpack here! 🍿😉

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The Three Ages 38 Cup feels great, is high quality, and easy to use and maintain. The inter texture is satisfying the entire way through and is well paired with the overall tightness. The TPE material feels nice on the skin and is nicely enveloping. The addition of the quality case and cap definitely help bring my rating higher. Onahole products often deliver on their promises, and this series of toys is no different. Perfect for beginners or pros alike.

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If you’re on the hunt for a tight, super satisfying sex hole, this one’s a total win! Seriously, the Mia Malkova Lvl Up Fleshlight is straight-up awesome. Molded from one of the most jaw-droppingly gorgeous stars in the game (no bias, just facts), it looks incredible and performs even better. Once you start poundin’ into it, it’s clear that this thing feels amazing. Every inch you go in hits with a fresh wave of sensation, and as you sink deeper into Mia, you’re met with new textures that keep the whole experience feelin’ next-level. It absolutely delivers.

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Oh man, the Riley Reid Anal Fleshlight with the Euphoria sleeve? Absolute game changer. This thing isn’t just another anal Fleshlight—it’s easily one of my top picks! The fit? Oh, it’s snug in all the right ways. The texture? Not the most intense out there, but that’s the magic, it’s got this unique, super-realistic feel that sets it apart from anything else I’ve tried. It’s like the designers somehow bottled up pure bliss and packed it into a sleeve. If you’re a first-timer or just dipping your toes into the world of Anal Fleshlights, this is the one to start with. Easy to use, beginner-friendly, and an all-around solid pick. Trust me, you will be impressed.

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The Lelo F1S V3 is an automatic, rumbly bit of kit that is different from many other toys on the market. It offers a more subtle and refined experience but unfortunately this does come with a high price tag. Overall though it's an engaging, pleasurable device that isn't afraid to try something new. Boasting "sonic" vibrations, strong motors and A.I. features this could be the most tech forward piece of kit I've played around with thus far. One thing is for certain though, it's defiantly the most expensive high end device that I own.

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I’ll be honest – MelRose didn’t shoot straight into my all-time favorites, but she definitely surprised me. This sleeve feels unique, playful, and constantly stimulating without ever being overwhelming. The wide fit gives you plenty of room, which makes it especially great if you’re above average in size, while the spiral bands and textured rings deliver a ride that’s distinct from anything else in my collection. The entrance looks fantastic (though not the easiest to slide into at first), and once you’re in, the pattern scratches in the best way possible. It’s not the kind of toy that forces you to climax instantly – instead, it plays with you, letting you decide whether to go for a quick finish or stretch it out into an edging marathon. Orgasms are always strong, thanks to that balance of stimulation and control. For me personally, it’s more of a reliable all-rounder than a “Top 3 must-have.” But that’s about preference. If you’re looking for something with a distinct feel, lots of stimulation, and a durable build, the Feel MelRose earns her place.

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If you're anything like me, a masturbator toy with teeth doesn't sound very appealing. The Magic Eyes La Bocca Della Verita is a realistic masturbator. And by realistic, I mean it. It comes with a nose, a dangling uvula, a tongue, and yes, teeth. If you're on the edge about getting this toy, then go ahead and make the purchase. I promise you it's worth it! If you're a little unsure about it, then keep reading this review to see if it's for you. Japanese brand Magic Eyes has developed this toy to stimulate a real-life blowjob. But this toy is definitely a hit or miss. It really depends on the person. I personally enjoyed the many sensations it provided and see myself coming back to it. The teeth on the toy only enhanced my experience, but it will be off-putting to some. In my opinion, it's the main draw.

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Slow Burn, Big Feels & Violet Vibes Waifu is the kind of sleeve that doesn’t shout for attention – she whispers, lures you in, and then casually rearranges your expectations. We went into this one with high hopes (and a tiny bit of fanboy energy 😅), and let’s just say… she delivered in ways we didn’t quite expect. She’s not the most dramatic or intense Fleshlight we own – but that’s her whole charm. Violet’s texture feels smooth, structured, and deep without being overwhelming. It’s like she’s saying: "Relax, I got this," while quietly coaxing you into the kind of slow-build orgasm that feels less like a bang and more like a satisfying, emotional exhale. You know, the good kind where your legs tingle after. 🫠 We especially loved how well she works for edging – not too tight, not too loose, and with enough variety in her structure to keep you interested even after the fifth minute (or the fifteenth…). And we gotta say: that surprise twist in chamber 3 when you’re pulling out? Chef’s kiss. 🍑 Add to that how quiet she is (seriously, whisper-level Fleshlight energy), and how surprisingly versatile she is for mid-length dicks – and you’ve got a low-key star that’s earned a permanent spot in our rotation. Not every toy has to blow your mind in the first 30 seconds – sometimes, the best ones take their time. Waifu is definitely one of those. Still unsure? Just look at the entrance again – it’s pure anime fantasy and Fleshlight elegance combined. 😉

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Chloe wasn’t kidding when she said “This naughty kitty didn’t just purr...she hissed when it was just right.” That vibe really came through using her Intimaly pocket pussy—the textures and tightness didn’t just glide softly, they pushed back just enough to keep things intense and real. If you’re looking for a realistic, beautifully detailed, dual-channel pocket pussy that prioritizes authentic anatomy over exaggerated textures, Intimaly’s Feel Chloe Wildd is an excellent choice. It delivers a visually stunning exterior and balanced, natural-feeling internal channels that make every session immersive and satisfying. It isn’t the cheapest stroker on the market, but you’re paying for premium, body-safe silicone and careful design that captures the fantasy in a believable way. If realism, visual artistry, and the option for two distinct openings matters to you, this is one of the best options available. I definitely will be going back to Intimaly for their visually stunning products.

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