Vush Gloss Bullet Vibrator Review: Small.....But WOW!

Subtly Stylish Design That’s Easy to Love

The Vush Gloss is small, sleek, and ridiculously cute - just 3.5 inches long and 1 inch wide - making it easy to slip into your makeup bag or leave on your desk without anyone batting an eye. The dusty-pink, lipstick-inspired design, complete with a protective cap, helps it blend right in with your everyday cosmetics, while the single button makes cycling through all ten vibration patterns effortless. The only hint that this “lip gloss” isn’t for your lips? That tiny magnetic charging port on the back - but really, that’s a small price to pay for such stealthy discretion.

I love that it can stay in plain sight without raising eyebrows, making it the perfect pocket-sized companion for travel or solo indulgence. I like to keep mine in my bag at all times as it fits in so well with what a woman would normally carry. You know – tampons, deodorant, hair ties, small vibrators, lip stick...

From the compact size to the matching magnetic charging case, everything about it whispers “fancy little secret.” This isn’t just a toy - it’s a mini masterpiece that knows how to hide in plain sight while still delivering serious fun.

Quality Craftsmanship with a Small Quirk

As always, Vush hits it out of the park. The clicky button feels satisfying and reliable, letting you breeze through all ten vibration patterns without a hitch. The only tiny quirk? It starts on the last-used pattern instead of the slowest one, so if you like easing in, you’ll need to click back a few times. It’s a minor thing - perfectionists might notice, but most people won’t even blink.

Aside from that, the Gloss feels solid, well-made, and surprisingly luxurious for something so petite. Every detail, from the silky-smooth silicone to the precision tip, screams high-end without being intimidating. Classic Vush: dependable quality with just enough personality to make it feel like a little treat every time you reach for it.

A Surprisingly Rumbly Experience

Don’t let its tiny size fool you - the Gloss packs some seriously deep, rumbly vibrations that feel absolutely incredible. Honestly, it’s a little miracle how something so petite can hit so hard, but it does, and it’s a total delight. Lightweight and easy to maneuver, the precision tip lets you zero in exactly where you want, making it perfect for focused play or a quick thrill.

Even though it’s small, the Gloss feels surprisingly substantial in use. It’s also a dream for beginners, with ten patterns that let you experiment without feeling overwhelmed. Whether you’re new to toys or just want something discreet and fun for on-the-go play, it hits the perfect balance of power and usability.

Reliable Performance for Quick Indulgences

With about 60 minutes of play from a 120-minute charge, the Gloss isn’t built for marathons - but honestly, it doesn’t need to be. Perfect for quick sessions or spontaneous moments, it’s a tiny powerhouse that’s always ready to go. The vibrations are solid for most users, though some might wish they were a touch stronger. Even so, for a discreet, travel-friendly bullet, the Gloss punches way above its weight. Between the magnetic charging, compact size, and effortless one-button control, it’s ideal for quick bursts of pleasure with zero fuss.

TBH I travel with my Vush Glow too, so the length of the battery doesn’t really matter as I can fit a charging cable into the Glow case. I hope to soon increase my Vush collection too! 😉

Materials and Care - Simple, Safe, Smart

Made from medical-grade silicone, the Gloss is completely body-safe and 100% waterproof, so you can take it anywhere - from bath to shower - without a worry. Cleaning is a breeze: a quick rinse with warm water and gentle soap, then pat dry with a lint-free towel. For those extra-discreet moments (like when your roommate is belting out karaoke in the bathroom), a swipe with Vush You Do You wipes does the trick.

Always keep the lid on when storing to protect it from dust, damage, or sunlight. It’s these little touches - lid in place, gentle cleaning, smart storage - that keep this tiny bullet safe, hygienic, and ready to deliver fun whenever you want.

Packaging That Charms

The Gloss comes in an adorable tube-shaped package that nails the lipstick look. The subtle ombre adds a touch of elegance, and the little magnetic case feels fancy without any fuss. You can tell someone put thought into every detail - unboxing it is almost as satisfying as using it. But you know....just not quite as satisfying...

It’s compact, stylish, and clearly made to impress. Even as a gift, the packaging communicates care and quality. From the sleek design to the magnetic case, it practically whispers, “I’m discreet… but fabulous,” making it a cut above the typical bullet vibrator.

A Fair Price for a Discreet Powerhouse

At $46, the Gloss might seem a little steep for such a small toy, but when you factor in its discreet design, beginner-friendly vibe, and thoughtful extras, it’s a seriously solid value. Compact, travel-ready, and surprisingly powerful, it’s everything you want in a tiny bullet.

For newbies or anyone who wants a stealthy little sidekick, it’s an investment you won’t regret. Between the magnetic charging and sleek packaging, it’s more than just a toy - it’s a chic little secret, always ready to deliver a quick thrill whenever the mood strikes.