Aside from the pearlescent coloring of the hard shell covering of the device, I'm not sure how this device got its name, which means there's no room for puns, but boy do I have a few roast style jokes lol. This product looks and feels like Apple released a new ergonomic but naughty mouse lol. Thanks Steve Jobs xD! If Star Trek had a remote control for the transport device this would be it. Beam my bean up Scotty! Smash Mouth should have said all that shimmer is gold, as this little device makes me feel like I've struck gold! Like an X-rated version of Ariel I have suckers and vibrating dildos galore, but this thingamabob, I've only got the one. In all seriousness though, of all the toys I've reviewed thus far this one really is a standalone product. At first I thought it was going to be a bit cumbersome due to its shape and size but its actually quite ergonomic and versatile. Obviously it's a hand held device, but the shape and size also allows it to slip down between one's legs while sitting for a bit of hands free action. The strength is plentiful, not overly intense like the air pulse power of the INYA Rose, but on par with the strengths the Satsifyer Mission Control is capable of. Definitely a book I should not have judged by its cover as it's pretty handy after all lol.

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Smart, Smooth & Buzzier Than Expected We weren’t expecting Ambi to stay. Not with the Swan Bullet flexing its power and the Tango X rumbling like a jackhammer in disguise. But then Ambi pulled a move we didn’t see coming: it adapted. It didn’t try to win by force. It won by finesse. ☺️ It’s not the strongest bullet we’ve tested. On pure vibration power, it loses the race to both Swan and matches Tango. But it doesn’t need to be the strongest because Ambi does something different. It plays with you. Learns with you, and syncs with your vibe, your scene, and your pace. During couple play, it fit seamlessly into every position we tried: missionary, cowgirl, and spooning. The toy delivered steady, well-placed clit stimulation without ever being in the way. That’s rare because most vibrators either jab or vanish under the sheets. What really sold me was the interactive side. Being able to sync Ambi to my favorite videos via the Lovense app turned this from a “nice little toy” into a full mood experience. The way it pulsed with the scene, flowed with the audio, and stayed right in the sweet spot without me touching a thing? That’s not a feature. That’s a game changer. Sure, I’ll still grab Tango X when I want a deeper punch, and the Swan Bullet for those buzzy, brain-melting quickies. But Ambi has carved out its own space in my rotation. It’s my go-to when I want control, comfort, and a little intimacy with my toy – when I want something that gets smarter the more I use it.

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You know that rare moment when a toy actually lives up to the hype? This is one of those times. From the moment we turned it on, the Lush 3 made it clear: it’s not here to play… unless you want it to. 😏 This thing is packed with power, and the shape is practically built to find and love your G-spot. Whether you’re vibing solo under the sheets, sneaking in a teasing moment out in the world, or handing over control to your partner for some long-distance mischief — it just performs. Consistently. Reliably. Intensely. And let’s not even get started on the app. Or actually, let’s. Because damn — that app experience is miles ahead of anything else we’ve tried. Between customizable patterns, synced music, live interactions, and even AI-powered fun, it takes Lush 3 from "just another vibe" to "oh, this is a whole experience." Yes, it’s an investment — and no, it’s not the smallest or most subtle toy ever made. But if you want deep, satisfying vibrations and tech that actually works? You’re going to love this little beast.

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Tawney finds the Fun Factory Sundaes a unique, powerful toy with a self-thrusting, rocking motion that provides deep, rumbly vibrations. Although it takes some getting used to, she enjoys its G-spot stimulation and versatility for both internal and external use. The toy's travel-friendly features, waterproof design, and strong motor make it an exciting addition to her collection.

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Oh. My. God. 😮‍💨 This thing is powerful. You're working with a big wand, so you're going to get big power. Not to say that this toy is perfect, but it's definitely one of my favorites. If you get this toy, you're definitely going to have a fun time. The toy excels at just hammering away at you. It's a great bit of fun that I don't get tired of. I would say that its only weaknesses are in its design, but the pros far outweigh the cons. This is definitely one of the best wands (and sex toys) that I currently own.

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Don't let this luxury looking vibrator fool you for one second, it may look classy and sleek, but it likes to get down and dirty in more ways than one! The Rocks-Off Chaiamo is a lipstick shaped vibrator designed to bring pinpoint accurate vibes to those special places. For some it may be too intense, even on the lowest settings, for others it may be bang on! It comes with 10 settings, 3 intensities and 7 patterns, equipped with a magnetic charger to juice up. Though it's super soft to touch and it glides so easily during use, it's also a BIG dust collector so definitely make sure to wipe it down before each use. There's no official IPX rating provided anywhere, just a claim that it's 100% waterproof, so proceed to enjoy bath time but I'd advise to do so with caution, same with clean up. There's no storage pouch provided with this toy, so you're on your own as far as how you want to store it in order to ensure it doesn't mingle with any of those rascally dust bunnies. Personally, it's a toy that was quite enjoyable for penetration, but too intense for external simulation. Though I enjoyed it, I think I'd reach for other toys before I reached for it again. Since it packs a huge punch I wouldn't totally discard it, it's definitely great for internal use, and a mini clitoral vibrator would pair perfectly with it for an all encompassing experience!

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If I had a choice between a bouquet of flowers or one flower for $13, I wouldn't mind receiving the single one so long as it was something like this lol. This is going to last longer and bring a bit more joy than the week long fading beauty of cut flowers in a vase. Is it going to bring immense joy? Not really, but it's a great way to set a mood and start things off. With its IPX7 rating, I'd be glad to see this flower floating in a candle lit bath session. The biggest downsides are the short use time, lack of storage pouch, surprisingly audible volume and too smooth nature, but those aren't enough to drive me away. As promised, here's the link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0D6YD9NCQ?ref_=ppx_hzod_title_dt_b_fed_asin_title_0_1

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Grinding in my opinion is one of the most fun ways to explore pleasure. For those looking to enhance their experience, this new product is a must-try. It stimulates the clitoris, vagina, and anus simultaneously with two strong motors that create deep, rumbly vibrations. You can sit on it to enjoy the sensation, turning any flat surface into a pleasure machine. Its shape fits your body well, with added ridges for extra stimulation. It's also versatile for different positions and fun to use while watching TV. The only thing is that I see it as potentially longer depending on your body type (keep it mind it’s about 6.6 inches long)

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If you love the idea of a powerful wand but aren’t exactly thrilled about wielding something the size of a small appliance, the Lovense Domi 2 might be your new best friend. It’s compact, but don’t let that fool you because it still packs a punch. This sleek and smart vibe is great whether you’re flying solo, playing with a partner, or curious about app-controlled toys (hello, long-distance fun). While it doesn’t have quite the same rumbly depth as a full-size wand (only marginally though, it is plenty rumbly enough), it more than makes up for it with precision and portability. And the smaller head is surprisingly great for targeted vibes. If you want a wand that travels well, feels luxe, and gives you control in all kinds of ways (literally and digitally), the Domi 2 deserves a spot on your nightstand, or your carry-on.

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