Gotta get the usual puns/jokes and comments out of the way... Ready to get down and dirty in the sand?! Talk about fun in the sun! Sex on the beach anyone? Okay, got that out of my system... CalExotics Venice Vixen is my favorite "all in one" toy by CalExotics thus far as it's internally and externally satisfying at the same time. Compared to the Jack Rabbit it feels better built, higher quality, and has a different and personally more preferred shaft shape. The best thing about the Jack Rabbit was the ears, which in all honesty I prefer to have over the encaser the Venice Vixen has to offer as they are just... more invigorating. "Encase" you're wondering and want an easy summation of features, the CalExotics Venice Vixen has 10 clitoral encaser modes, 3 shaft intensities, a use time of 45 min on high and 150 on low, a charge time of 150 mins and though no IPX rating is officially provided it claims it's waterproof.

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Motorbunny Playmate had me soooo excited to start playing games more often again, I mean, who doesn't want to add a little more spice to game night outside of the usual strip Mortal Kombat, Street Fighter, or Super Smash Bros?! Unfortunately, I'm so sad to say that I'm actually disappointed in it. It's not as reactive as I thought it would be when relaying the controller rumbles created by in-game actions. I was most definitely looking forward to the haptic feature, not even thinking about or caring that there was going to be a Wii-remote style tilt feature at all. Funny enough, I felt the same disappointment I got when I realized I don't have to actually exercise to play the Wii at all, I can just continue sitting on my ass and just flick my wrist more than usual. Essentially I feel this should have been advertised as a sensual step counter instead of a sensual haptics device which is utterly heartbreaking. I don't know if it would be possible to make a 3 way switch for this device but it would be awesome to have one. One setting for pure tilt play, one for pure haptics and one that would allow it to act like it does now with the mix of tilt and haptics. To have a more pure response to in-game haptics could make twitch streams, long distance relationships or just general play more intimate and fun as the other players would actually have to work hard to cause reactions. Right now there are some haptics but honestly the most toy reaction is coming from the tilt of whoever is holding the device itself or the controller it's plugged into which doesn't make it interactive play with anyone more than a few feet from the toy... Don't get me wrong, it still gets the job done quite well, but I really really really reeeeeeaaally wanted the spontaneity of actual game play, not me making sure I tilt my controller the right way to get myself off while playing in a room on my own. Again I can just flick my wrist I don't actually have to do the jumping jack... ><'

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Osci 2 offers unique sensations for G-spotting that made me squirt but didn't offer orgasmic released. Perhaps more importantly, I don't think it necessarily felt good to use. However, it does offer interesting clitoral stimulation, and I hope Lovense considers a similar external toy.

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Dame's Dip is designed by women, for women in order to ensure that the most intimate needs are met. The almost scoop-like design of the tip allows it to curl perfectly around or pinpoint poke the clit for external pleasure; curl inside and perfectly press against the G-Spot; or just glide in and bring penetrative pleasure. It has 5 intensity levels, the first of which is a very comfortable setting (intense but too much) while the others only grow in fervor; it's a step up for beginners that feel they're ready for a bit of oomf and a reliable go to for more experienced users. It has a use time of 1.5hrs on its highest setting, a charge time of 2hrs, and is charged by an everyday USB-C charger making it easy to charge anytime or any where you'd probably have your phone and charger with you as well lol. To operate hold the button to power on/off and press it to continuously cycle through the settings. The Dip also features a travel lock that's activated by holding the button for 10secs or until the LED quits blinking altogether or blinks red, and it's only deactivated by plugging it into the charger. There's no official IPX rating anywhere, but all literature regarding it claims it's waterproof so it's highly likely that it's safe for bath time use. The Dip is a toy I'd go back to again and again because of its intensity, shape, and ease of use. The beginning intensity is definitely enough to get the job done and then some, and I love that the rest of the settings are all just a step up in the intensity instead of patterns I'm more than likely not going to use. I hate that it doesn't come with a pouch,

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Solina Toys busted into the market with 3 ultra realistic, dual-density silicone dildos, and it's easy to see why there is so much buzz about them! These affordably priced realistic dildos have a squishy exterior and a firm core, with a powerful suction cup. My personal favorite of the 3 original models is the XL, while my wife prefers the XXL. These are a really great option for anyone looking for hyper realistic silicone dildos at an affordable price!

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My favorite toymaker, Paladin Pleasure Sculptors, sent me a medium Tellus! Take a quick visual tour through my other PPS toys and hear why I love this shop, then peep the brand-new goods! Only know about Bad Dragon? Then BOY are you in for a treat as you discover the world of indie toymakers!

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This is the best sex toy that I have ever owned. Opening up the box feels a little bit like Christmas. The toy is sleek and shiny. It comes with an extra little goodie (lube) and fits comfortably in your hand. It promises to bring you to new heights of pleasure and it delivers. I have had the most consistent orgasms using this toy and it has become my go-to toy. I first realized that I was able to squirt while using this toy. I have not been able to replicate that with any other toys. This toy is super easy to use with a partner. Overall, I think the only bad experiences that I have had with this toy have been when I forgot to charge it and it died on me prematurely. It is phenomenal and legitimately my favorite toy on Earth.

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I'll say this, Tiffany's waaay better in bed than Stephanie in more ways than one! xD ;P Pure Envy's Tiffany is hung like a horse in comparison to Stephanie which is weird to type but accurate nonetheless lol. The shape is more phallic in nature which feels/fits more comfortably and has a single rotating thrust feature similar to Tracy's Dog Swirlii but not as intense. The air pulse feature is awesome and has 7 pulsating modes, which I prefer waaay more than the Ava Lolli's sucker. Pulsers are just so much better than suckers in my opinion. I LOOOOOVE that the two features are controlled by SEPARATE buttons, so you can experience one OR the other OR both with your choice of which mode it's in. One button for the thrust action and one for the pulser is just... right lol. The other awesome thing about Tiffany is she has a warming feature, which is.. pretty hot... in the sense that it's an enjoyable feature to have sometimes lol. She apparently likes baths, but I wouldn't 100% guarantee it as no actual IPX rating is provided anywhere, just a claim on the site that she can be submersed. If I had to sleep with a woman, Tiffany would be my gal. xD

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We LOVE this toy! The blending of the suction with the vibration is spot on, and not only that, it is not a regular vibration, but the textured shaft moves in the iconic 'come hither' motion which presses on just the right spots. Just a warning for those with a sensitive clit though: this toy sucks HARD. Even on the lowest setting we need to use it gently. Speaking of settings, there are three suction settings: strong, stronger and strongest. The insertable portion has 10 vibration and movement patterns but quite honestly some of them are weird. We wife prefer the straight forward vibration witht he fingering motion. The combination of the suction and the shaft make for mind blowing orgasms and I'd lie if I said it was a long ride. Let's just say I don't pick this toy if we want to take it slow...

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