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The small High Noon ended up being one of those toys that quietly earns its spot without needing to be flashy about it. It is simple, well-shaped, and surprisingly charming once you actually get it moving. The sculpt leans on its silhouette rather than relying on textures, which gives the whole experience a very controlled, body-led feel. The head brings the drama, the shaft keeps things smooth, and the medial ring pops in at the end like a final wink. ​The soft silicone does ask for a bit of patience during entry, but once you are past the flare, the toy settles into an easy rhythm and feels far more cooperative than its first impression suggests. It is the kind of design that rewards technique over brute force, which honestly fits the equine theme a little too well. What impressed me most was how beginner-friendly the small size actually is. The dimensions stay comfortably within standard territory, so even with the wide head, the overall experience never feels overwhelming. It has enough personality to keep you entertained without tipping over into chaos, which makes it a great little confidence builder for anyone testing the waters of fantasy shapes. In the end, the High Noon is a solid, straightforward, good-natured piece of silicone mischief. It does what it was designed to do, it feels good doing it, and it fits neatly into a collection without demanding special treatment. Not every toy needs to reinvent the wheel. Sometimes it just needs to be steady, reliable, and a little bit cheeky, and that is exactly what this one brings to the table.