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The UTIMI Mermaid is a fun toy that mixes rotation and suction into one waterproof package. Using this toy in the bath is probably one of the most relaxing things you can do to unwind. The toy features delicately placed ridges and a "tongue" to offer you a truly unique sensation. While you can't really stroke with this toy, it'll still bring you to orgasm through intense suction and rotation. If you prefer a stroker, then I would recommend looking elsewhere. If you want something more akin to a relaxing blowjob, then go with this toy.

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My Erotic Maid Servant isn’t here to revolutionize the stroker game, she’s here to shut up, bend over, and take your cock like a good little house slut. For $50, you’re getting a surprisingly well-sculpted, 800g torso with great curves, a solid stroke game, and maidcore vibes so potent they’ll have you moaning “itadakimasu” before you even lube up. The interior’s got just enough texture to keep your eyes rolling without overwhelming you, and while she’s not blowing the competition out of the water, she’s definitely getting blown out herself on a regular basis. The material’s soft and clingy, the weight adds to immersion, and the whole experience just works—especially for degenerates looking for a cheap thrill. She’s not perfect. She could use a bit more tunnel chaos. The TPE’s tacky and needy with post-care. But for the price? You’ll forget all that after nutting so hard you start praying in a language you don’t speak.

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There's a Snake in my Puss! Don't worry, CalExotics' Charmer doesn't bite, and the only thing lethal about it is the pleasure it provides ;P. This stimulating toy will slither into your pants and charm you with ease with its dual-ended, firmly flexible body and 10 increasing intensity vibrations. Slumber lasts 2.5hrs, play lasts 35-90mins and charging is done with a 3.5mm jack style charger. Though no IPX rating is provided, all literature claims this little rattler is waterproof so be wary of this water snake entering your bath. Another exciting feature is its memory retention so play can be resumed at any point. I've gone from a Gryffindor to a Slytherin in a matter of a toy lol. Not entirely true, Malfoy can stuff it, but this toy can Slyther-in to my Chamber of Secrets any day ;P. The vibes range from beginner to advanced; the ribbed rattle feels nice inside and out; and the flex stays firm in place during all sorts of play. The dual-headed design aspect is a bit conflicting... Though the vibes are equal in both heads, the fact that the power button is on the snake head defeats the dual purpose as now it's no longer operable unless removed, pressed and reinserted and I'm not a fan of that ><". I can see it being disappointing to other users but I'll say the 35 min run time on high is not a disappointment as I can do sensual and/or speedy in under that and roll on with my day lol.

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The Main Squeeze: Bridgette B is a high quality stroker that wont let you down. From the lifelike orifice molded directly from Bridgette B’s anatomy to the intense internal textures, this toy is built for those who want a stimulating, immersive experience. It feels premium in hand, and offers deep, varied sensations with each stroke. While the squeeze plate didn’t wow me, the sleeve’s texture more than makes up for it. This is a toy is about surrendering to sensation and star power of Bridgette B. Whether you're a fan or a stroker enthusiast, this one earns its place on the shelf.

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You like asian girls? I do. The Lulu Chu Main Squeeze stroker is, like, one of those fancy high-end sleeves based on a real-life porn star. Pretty cool, I guess. It’s got a textured interior, a hard-shell case, and this twisty airtight cap that lets you mess with the suction. There’s also a squeeze plate on the side so you can, you know, add or decrease pressure. And it comes apart for cleaning, which is nice because nobody wants to deal with tedious chores. Let’s be honest, this is probably the closest any of us are getting to hooking up with a porn star. So, whatever. Might as well go for it. It’s soft, well-made, and does what it’s supposed to.

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The Maia Piper Vibrating Self-Heating suction Silicone Vibrator is a riot. The suction and vibration create an intense sensation that is pleasurable that sort of mimics a blowjob, which is even more convincing when used with lots of lube and the heating function. The soft inner texture included in the internal canal shape really helps it generate a decent level of suction against your member- even at my average size of 4.7 inches length and above-average girth, I had some room and comfortably fit in the sleeve. The independently controllable 15 levels of vibration X 3 Heat Levels X 5 Suction levels keep things fresh and interesting, they offer pulsating and fluctuating patterns that feel good. The independent control offers you the freedom to explore and discover what you like. With the right setting(s), you can get off easily and repeatedly. The Maia Piper is well built, solid and not too heavy at 1.1 LBs with an ergonomic shape. It has soft silicone internals and it's waterproof/submergable, making it suitable for shower use. It is definitely a cut above other similar vibration sleeve strokers. Maia Piper does get fairly loud when you turn on the vibration. The suction can make slurping and gurgling noises if you don't hold it close to you pelvic bone or wait long enough to generate a vacuum on your cock. Not a problem if you have the fan on, or using it in the shower or simply live alone. Cleaning does require a little bit more attention to clean because you have to run the sleeve under a faucet with the suction activated to rinse out lube or cum from the air-recirculation holes. It takes about 1-2 minutes to ensure it's completely clean. The toy is rather big measuring at 11.5” long, 3.2” thick x 4.5” wide, so you have to sit, stand or lie down when using it and constantly have a hand to prop it on your junk. If you don't mind a bit of extra cleaning and a tad bit of noise, the Maia Piper offers a lot of pleasurable possibilities-go for it!

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The Mainsqueeze Lulu Chu by Doc Johnson is a damn fine piece of sex toy craftsmanship. I’m sure plenty of you know of her work, and if you’re reading this, you’re probably already a fan thinking about giving it a shot. Well, let me set your mind straight, brother, this sleeve’s got the looks, the feel, and the texture to make you feel like you’re right there with her, no bull.

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I got a great deal of enjoyment out of the MainSqueeze Cindy Starfall toy from Doc Johnson. This manual stroker provides a superb feel and offers great stimulation to the sides of your shaft and head thanks to the molding of the inner ridges and chambers offering a tight and enjoyable session. This toy is a part of a collection offered by Doc Johnson that feature a plastic panel that allows you to exert additional pressure on the sleeve, and while in theory that sounds great I found myself hardly using it. I also found that as I used the stroker at certain angles the plastic panel would rub against the case and make noise. It’s a gimmick that I honestly could’ve cared less for and feel brings down the overall experience just a bit. Overall, It is an amazing toy that I would definitely recommend, with my only gripe being the “squeeze” feature.

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The Tracy's Dog (I still can't figure out how they came up with this name for a adult toy brand, but anyway....) Hammer Wand is a powerhouse of a massager that will leave a lasting impression on any user. "I can see why people like these!" were the first words after we first used the toy. It has a robust, premium design with neat gold accents and potent vibrations that are perfect for those who crave intense stimulation. The large head on the toy does not provide pinpoint clit stimulation, but rather deep vibrations over the whole flower which may not be what is needed for some but if you are generally sensitive to direct clit stimulation, this would be something that you would love. This toy is NOT the most discreet or travel-friendly option (≈2x2x11.5in), its exceptional performance make it a worthwhile purchase (that surprisingly will not break the bank) for anyone seeking a reliable and effective massager. One thing that does bother me be was the buttons, they can be hard to find in the moment

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It took me five minutes, with instructions in hand, to discover how to ignite the device. Hold for three seconds to turn on, click gently to switch between settings. The lights are subtle, so that’s nice. The power was way more than any of my off-brand Hitachi wands or previous bullet vibrators. It has no bells and whistles. No remote. Not even a handle to relieve some of the intense power from reaching my hands. My skin felt the vibrations without actually touching the device, so playing with the settings and the physical placement allowed a diverse range of sensations. I feel like this toy has three ideal settings: in a sleeve or other holder (and its intense power would allow this and not have its effectiveness dampened), as a toy to tease or torture a partner, or for discretion, something to sneak to work or toss in a suitcase. I lament that these types of vibrating toys never have a way to track what setting you are on, and as far as I can tell, this toy does not. You are left to count and listen to the various noise patterns to determine which settings you are and find your favorites. For solo insertion, this toy seems too small to hold and the completely smooth shape means if you want to dip inside you better have practice with jade eggs and other Kegel-style “exercisers.” The force of the device seems to muddy where the toy impacts sensation more, on the hand or on the target. There is a technique, if you balance the vibrator like a top or a driedel, using only minimal pressure from one finger, that you can enjoy the toy solo without the heavy aftershocks in the hands. The size of this little guy leads me to explore if I can find new uses for it… So while it may not be practical and for immediate needs, it certainly inspires my creativity. With some stores offering this toy at $18 (Walmart), this toy provides more power and enjoyment than expected, I will probably save it for play at an unexpected unexpected place and time, not in the bedroom.

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The Main Squeeze: Xxlayna Marie sex toy by Doc Johnson is a great manual masturbator that I'd recommend to those looking for head stimulation! Fans of the pornstar will appreciate this toy and its quality. This is a great manual masturbator and I can definitely see myself coming back to it! The orifice is amazing and will please anyone who needs a lot of visual input. However, the squeeze function leaves a lot to be desired and only drags down an otherwise amazing product.

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The Maitland Ward “Toy Meets World” Fleshlight is an all around amazing sleeve that I thoroughly enjoyed using. From the extremely well replicated vagina to the amazing life like feel of Fleshlights SuperSkin material filled with many variations of textures and tightness throughout provides an all around great product well worth the retail price. Whether you're a huge fan of Maitland or not, this is still a sleeve that can rock your world.

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The Mainsqueeze Lela Star is a male sex toy known for its realistic, high-quality design that was made in collaboration with pornstar Lela Star. The silicone and elastomer feel nice and the mold of the vaginal opening looks incredibly lifelike. I like the case’s matte black look and feel…however i’m not the biggest fan of the “squeeze-play” feature.

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Kyle and Tani review the Doc Johnson Blair Williams Main Squeeze Masturbator. They describe its features, including its discreet design, adjustable suction, and realistic texture replicating Blair Williams' vulva. They also explain how to clean and maintain the toy, highlighting the ease of use and durability over time. They compare it favorably to other masturbators like the Fleshlight, emphasizing the added pressure control. The review concludes with a thank you to the sponsors and encouragement to support paid content.

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