An Interesting Night Out with the Blush Rose Lipstick Vibe (Review)

Design

From the outside casing to the shading, shape and texture of the lipstick, and even the keen detail of how it’s activated, Rose did an all around excellent job disguising it as a pretty realistic looking and acting lipstick. The inconspicuous design allows it to go unnoticed by make-up bag meddlers or privacy poaching peepers, which in turn allows you to have access to a good night out with a bit more peace of mind.

Huzz-AAAh!!

The simple fact that it can run on a rechargeable AAA battery is pretty damn awesome and highly convenient! Not to mention you're free to use it when and where you want without having to hook it up to your phone! No more waiting on charging cables, no more hoping the hackers tap into your Bluetooth/Wi-Fi and hit the right frequency, and no more giant D’s of any kind taking up space or weighing you down! Just reach over to that junk drawer, grab the TV remote, snatch the computer mouse or just request a pack for Christmas and be on your Merry way. (Beware of the dastardly battery cover)

What a Buzz Kill

Unfortunately, with such a great pro comes an equally depressing con, like the fact that your “Oh Ho Ho” could turn into a “No No No” right quick with the iffy circuitry contained in this device. One would think with the lipstick fully out and the battery fully charged that the device would work just fine, but it proved, at least in the case of the one I received, that it takes anything from a gentle touch to a Nintendo style beating to get it to work. During the first 10-20 video shots I attempted to take of this device for the sake of reviews it proved that it was quite the fickle mistress and would go off and “cum” on at the slightest motion one test, and only after a few violent smacks the next.

Experience

With other devices I have having multiple vibrating styles and strengths, the power and the simplistic singular setting of the vibration of this device didn’t seem like it would be much to write home about when I initially turned it on. However, the shape of the device seems to beautifully allow the vibration to be applied with an almost concentrated pinpoint accuracy that gives it an edge over a vibration that has to disperse over a larger device and area. Though still enjoyable in its own way, I find that the vibration of other devices, even considering the size, can’t really be applied to the one single spot that is enjoying the experience the most. With this device I found I was able to move very easily to exact points that brought greatest pleasure and had a surprisingly way better experience than I initially thought.

Performance

It simultaneously nailed and exceeded my expectations, good and bad. The first actual application of the lipstick was a mixed bag of foreseen and unforeseen events. First off, it took me about two minutes or so of fiddling about with the device in order to put it in just the right spot that it actually turned on and stayed on, or so I thought. Within the first minute of gently applying the product and things starting to feel pretty good, the device ever so slightly shifted and completely turned off. About another two minutes of attempting to dial back in and I was finally able to get it to turn on and stay on for, honestly I’m not sure how much time, definitely long enough that it got the job done and then some!