BMS Factory Lady Review: Mmmmmm.. M'Lady: Teeny Tiny Wand
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May 05, 2025
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- Price5/5
- Noise3/5
- Duration of use45 minutes
- Charging time120 minutes
- Pros
- small, easy to hide and travel with
- powerful
- adorable storage case
- Cons
- Short run-time to charge time ratio
M’Lady has a powerful motor located in the head of the toy, just like your typical wand. The neck is ultra-flexible, providing more maneuverability and allowing for precise pressure and stimulation. It’s the size of a baby carrot, so holding and using the toy is a cinch. There’s one button on the front that controls the toy. Hold the button down to turn it on, press once to change the setting or pattern, and then hold it down again to turn the toy off. The sides of the handle are ribbed, giving it a greater grip. The head is smooth and silky, making it super comfortable. It’s fully rechargeable, so no need to steal batteries from your remote. The gray body matches the gray carrying case, which is also made of soft silicone. Overall, the toy is designed to be easy to use, transport, and clean.
M’Lady was ready to boogie. I love a wand, especially one with a properly flexible neck that lets you really dig into a certain spot while still moving around freely. The size and flexibility of M’Lady are perfect. It’s so easy to get a grip on and maneuver while keeping your hand on the button to switch speeds as needed. The first three settings are straight vibrations—no patterns or variations yet—and they ascend in intensity, with the third setting strong enough to rock your socks. The next 4 settings are all patterns, beginning with a Tsunami style vibe, then into your typical dot-dot-dash, Morse code patterns. What I liked most about the patterns is that they did not sacrifice intensity for intrigue. For such a small toy, it delivered in a big way.
M’Lady is made from soft, body-safe silicone. It’s nearly seamless, with only one visible seam at the base of the head. The toy is small and relatively simple. It’s not waterproof. It should only be used with water-based lubricant, not oil or silicone, as that will degrade the material. It comes in a sweet little carrying case that is also made of silicone. My only concern here would be that the toy, which is made of silicone, is stored in silicone, which may lead to degradation or damage to the materials. That being said, the case is well-made and very convenient.
At $39.99, M’Lady is a moderately priced sex toy. It’s certainly possible to get a full-size wand within this price range, if not for the exact same price. It’s a very well-performing toy, and $39.99 feels like a fair price. It all depends on whether size matters to you.
This toy is high-quality and reliable. It’s strong and rechargeable, checking all the boxes for a well-performing toy. None of the patterns or intensities are superfluous. Frankly, I wouldn’t change a thing about this toy. I’m very interested to see how it holds up over time and whether there are any kinks in its motor—after all, something has to be wrong with this toy.
M’Lady comes in a small box, covered in grey swirls that match the toy’s exterior. A brief summary of the toy is located on the back, and its highlights are listed on the side. There’s a photo of the toy on the front of the box, which is easily the least discreet part of this toy. Inside are the charging cable and the user manual. The wand comes nestled inside the carrying case.
M’Lady takes 2 hours to charge and has a run time of 45 minutes. Because it is not waterproof, it cannot be submerged while cleaning. A damp cloth and soap will do the trick. You can substitute toy cleaner for soap. And in an absolute pinch, substitute a damp cloth for a wet wipe, but make sure it’s non-scented, anti-bacterial, and that you eventually follow up with a proper clean. Keep an eye out for tears or stains in the silicone from storing it in a silicone bag.
