Booty Sparks Light Up Small Anal Plug Review: ♪ Pants Party! ♪

Video Review

Rantings of a Mad Woman!

I've said it before and I'll say it a million times more... EXIT ONLY... please and thank you! I am a pruuuuuuuude, and I am okay with it. I wear it loud and proud lol. This is not a mountain that needs climbed, a box that needs checked, a fear that needs conquered, a cave the needs exploring or a rabbit hole that needs fallen down. Someone went there once, and it's just not for me.

Plugs, hentai, mythical horns and much more are just not my thing! For those who enjoy that stuff that's awesome! I cheer you, commend you, respect you, slightly fear you and slightly envy you and your levels of sexual comfort and curiosity but know that I'm not that level of curious. Personally, I'm very happy with my current sexual interests and small kinks, and when/if I feel like potentially dipping outside of the zone I created, I will ask for said item or seek counsel. Opening a box to items that are not in my wheelhouse no only makes me feel uncomfortable and slightly disrespected but also weirdly makes me feel bad for the item as it deserves a home that will treat it properly and is happy to have it, not the one that's going to bury it in a real dirt hole instead of the proper dirt hole lol. ><"

Please don't do this again... :/

Mini Summary!

If there's going to be a party in someone's pants then this item would be the VIP guest, the perfect plus one or the party starter! Don't let the small stature convince you that there's not big fun to be had, this particular size is great for smaller, more intimate types of parties or for getting things loosened up before moving on up to bigger and better things. Want that booty to pop/shine/glow in a whole new way? Simply pick from one of three available LED light shows and watch the magic happen for up to 5hrs! Be mindful of the 10min auto shut-off feature and the fact that it runs off of two tiny cell batteries, which can be purchased at the Dollar Tree to save on expenses. These are accessed by unscrewing the base of the plug and popping off the back of the plastic housing. The plug is made of aluminum allow and is 2.9in long with a 2.3in insertable length, a 1in diameter at its widest point and 0.45in diameter at its narrowest point.

There's a medium available that's 3.4in long with a 3in insertable length, a 1.3in diameter at its widest point and 0.45in diameter at its narrowest point.

There's also a large available that's 4in long with a 3.4in insertable length, a 1.5in diameter at its widest point and 0.45in diameter at its narrowest point.

If you're interested in hosting your own pants party head on over to BootySparks and snatch one up for $26 - $34 depending on the desired size.

Packaging!

The fact that this somehow arrived in a state of disarray, despite being packaged with other toys, is baffling and concerning. It gives/gave off the vibe that it had potentially already seen someone else's chamber of unholiness which is/was quite disturbing to think about. Moving past that though....

I really like the sky aesthetic chosen for the theme of the box, though I don't know why it was chosen and/or if it has anything specific to do with this toy in particular or if it would appear on another product's box as well. I also like the other simplistic tones and styles that were used to contrast against the sky pictures and help the provided information pop.

Were it not an anal plug, or a box that splattered that information all over itself, I'd almost be comfortable with walking up to a counter with it. As is and given my level of sexual disinterest in this particular style of play, I can say I'm quite alright knowing I would definitely not walk up to a counter with it.

The only reason it would even get a glance of slight interest would be because of the stylistic appreciation of the box's design which says a lot. The fact that I'm disinterested in the toy but interested in the box aesthetics gives them a leg up in competition and in subliminal preparation should I sway to wanting to try one on day... clever bastards...

What's In The Box?!

Inside the package: a small butt plug and a small instruction manual.

Much like the plug itself, the overall contents of the package are short and to the point.

I'm saddened by the waste of plastic for the tray holding it. In some manner, I feel the overall materials could have been reduced a bit, but it's not as wasteful as others I've seen. A small storage bag would be appreciated, but it's awesome they at least included the first two batteries needed to power the show.

Batteries!

The light show feature of this device runs off of two tiny cell batteries which are encased in a plastic cell and locked in by a screwable ring on the base.

Simply unscrew the ring, remove the plastic cell, pop the back off and exchange the batteries.

The batteries are said to run up to 5hrs, with an auto shut-off feature that takes place every 10min.

Pants Party!

There are three LED presets available at the push of a button. Make sure the initial pull tab is removed from the battery pack so that the item can work properly. Also make sure the plastic cell is the right way up as only one side of it has the ability to be pressed.

How Did It Do?!

This toy was not tested properly, but instead tested as a vaginal dildo/Kegel item. The material of the device allowed it to slip out a bit too easily when things were tightened so it somewhat failed as a Kegel item. As a dildo, it was not great, but not bad... given that that's not its intended purpose, it will probably be avoided in future in favor of toys that are meant to be used as vaginal dildos.

That being said, I at least got a chuckle out of the light show aspect despite thinking it was stupid and strange at first. Surprising someone with a light show when I spread my legs does seem like it would potentially lead to a good time being had... so long as it doesn't venture to the backyard.... ><"