CalExotics Bullet Review: I'd Take This Bullet For You Any Day ;P

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Overall Rating
3.67/5
Product Design
3.5/5
Ease of use
5.0/5
3.2/5
Sensory Quality
3.0/5
Ease of Cleaning
  • Price
    1.7/5
  • Noise
    4.5/5
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My verdict
Ironically this Bullet is hit or miss, and it has nothing to do with aim. CalExotics' Bullet is pretty great when it works, but getting it to work seems almost as fickle as getting the Blush Lipstick to work. The device is remote controlled, each device requiring a AAA to work, and features 12 settings (mix of vibrations and patterns). Unlike Iroha, CalExotics was not kind enough to include any batteries, so make sure you have some on hand. The Bullet can be fully inserted in either desired entry point and can be easily retrieved with the cord attached to the one end. The device is almost silent to others once inserted which could make it interesting for public use. The remote allows for easy use on your own or with a partner as it can be used up to 32.75 ft (10m) away. No IPX rating given, but it does claim to be usable in and out of water. No use time is given for this device, and given the weird events during testing I'm not even sure how to guess at a proper length so 60 minutes was my overall guesstimate. Can be a great toy for first time users, and can be fun for public/private partner play.
Pros
Features 12 settings, 3 vibrations and 9 patterns, so you can mix it up however you'd like! ;P
Controllable via remote from up to 32.75ft/10m away. Great for single/partner play in public/private
Virtually silent to others when inserted, making it private/public play all that more enjoyable. ;P
No IPX rating given, but claims to be usable in water. Bath time just got a little edgier ;P
Easy travel companion due to small discrete design.
Cons
Does NOT come with any batteries, make sure to have some on hand before using!
Not 100% if it seems to quickly drain batteries, has finnicky circuitry, or I'm using iffy batteries
Use a toothpick or finger nails to clean the ribs as a simple wash will NOT fully clean them out.
No carrying pouch included with the item. Keeps the item clean, hidden, and is easier to travel with
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