CalExotics French Kiss Review: Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir? ♪

Mar 30, 2025
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My verdict

This lip-locking sensual sucker is the best kisser in town! To semi quote Diageo from Silicon Valley... "This toy fuuucks!" *mind blown emoji lol* CalExotics French Kiss is hands down my favorite CalExotics toy thus far! My favorite part of the CalExotics' Jack Rabbit was the ticklishly tantalizing ears, and that's now been combined with the sucking sensation I've "come" to enjoy from toys like the Satisfyer Mission Control and Romp Lipstick... Merci for the toy I never knew I was missing out on lol. This beautiful toy has the poise of the INYA Rose but is bit better in several ways. It has 12 totally fuckable functions, two interchangeable heads, a travel lock setting, a memory chip and can be submersed in water... Can you say... "Ooo la la!" xD

Pros

Submersible!
12 sensations and memory retention!
2 interchangeable heads!

Cons

Use time is shorter than charge time.
Unable to figure out travel lock.
No carrying pouch included with the item.
A bit obnoxious sounding when in use.

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