CalExotics Lock-N-Play Remote Suction Panty Teaser Review: Suck on This!
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Overall Rating
Overall rating is based on Design, Sensory Quality, Ease of Use, and Ease of Cleaning. Price and Noise are shown for reference only.
My verdict
Pros
- No official IPX, claims to be waterproof.
- Manual and Remote controlled.
- Memory chip function remembers last setting used.
- Air pulse feature not sucker. Highly preferred.
- 12 overall settings, patterns feel best w/ pulser.
Cons
- No storage/travel pouch included.
- Charge time (1.5hr) is longer than use time (45m).
- May not comfortably fit all body types.
- The opening needs a little extra cleaning care.
- Magnets are useless. Hold no fabric.
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I'm genuinely amazed I'm here! Though I can come off very flirty and sometimes talk a big game, when it comes to certain sexual aspects I am actually quite shy, slightly uncomfortable, lacking in confidence and can sometimes be downright prudish lol. My sex life always consisted of my favorite fingers or an actual man. (Shocking I know!) Toys were something I felt would disrupt intimacy or ruin my ability to orgasm without one. Let's face it, a man can't vibrate like a motor can or always keep up with the Energizer Bunny lol. It was actually a recent relationship with vastly different libidos that resulted in the strangest gift of my 1st ever toy: an egg w/ an app and settings created by other users. At first it felt like cheating... Over time, it became a boost to my independence/self-confidence and I realized I needed to learn to love myself in new ways. This is a definitely surprising step in my journey of self exploration, but one that I hope can oddly help others in theirs too!

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