CalExotics Lock-N-Play Remote Suction Panty Teaser Review: Suck on This!

Mini Summary!

The CalExotics Lock-N-Play Suction Panty Teaser is a liar in regards to its "Lock-N-Play" claims, as the magnets aren't strong enough to hold together with any usual material between it. Should've done a video showing that bit... The suction feature is also NOT a suction feature but an air pulse one. Though I vastly prefer this style, those looking for something that sucks their clit in and pulls on it rather than one that kind of blows or ever so lightly tugs on it should look elsewhere.

It's a decent shaped toy that lines up quite nicely, but despite having two motors it seems to have one brain so the features can't be separately controlled. The remote and toy feature one button each to access the 12 available features, 3 single vibrations and 9 patterns, that have an intensity that is excellent for beginners that want to try an air pulse toy that's not bulky. It has a use time of 40-45min depending on the settings, a charge time of 1.5hrs and uses a dual headed USB-C charger to charge the toy AND the remote at the same time. It's interesting to see a chargeable remote instead of a battery operated, but it's more so to see one that shares a charger with its toy. There's not official IPX rating, though it claims to be waterproof one the box... That being said, unless you're using it in a pool/hot tub who would want to use this style of toy in the tub and have to hold it in place? If I'm going to hold a toy I'd rather use a different one. *eyeroll*

The Packaging

If you're looking for discreet packaging when it comes to toys, don't shop most of CalExotics collection lol. The packaging is CalExotics usual several toned box with a plastic window allowing users to openly see what's inside. The back, as always features the most informative instruction manual you're likely to get from them in regards to the operation and features of the toy. I'm still not quite at the comfort level it takes to walk up to a counter with this one.

What's In The Box?!

CalExotics always keeps things simple, at least as far as I've noticed with the toys I have from them. They never include batteries for remotes so I was surprised to see the remote was a chargeable and came with a charge. *mind blown*

Other than that they included the toy itself and a dual headed USB-C charger so that the toy and remote could charge at the same time with less cables, probably the most thoughtful/innovative thing I've seen from them thus far. Also included is the usual paperwork that feels more tedious to go through than it should.

How Does It Stay In Place?!

This toy is meant to stay in place using these magnetic flaps that resemble that of the wings on a maxi pad, but they do jack shit lol. Apologies for not fully demonstrating that, I wasn't aware until I went to physically test the toy while away from home lol. If anything is between the magnets they essentially give up since they are relatively weak. Rely on your body shape and/or the style of your underwear to keep this in place.

How Did It Feel?!

Testing while writing has been an interesting challenge with this set of reviews. ><"

First and foremost, the magnets are essentially useless when actually trying to use them to hold it in place. I typically wear nothing but thongs and have found that even that small bit of material is a bit too much for the magnets to handle. Attempting to just clasp the edges causes the underwear to bunch up all weird in between the flaps, which disrupts the ability for them to stay clasped since the material is trying to move with your body movements. The material is also too thick for them to clasp and stay in place anyway so it's utterly pointless. The magnets preferred to just flap about or reclasp to the base of the toy when the material moved enough out of the way for them to do so. Sitting position keeps the toy in place faaaaaar more than the magnets could dream of. I didn't care to test it but I honestly don't know that it'd stay in place if you chose to walk with it. The only chance it has is that your style of underwear or the shape of your body keeps it in place because that magnets aren't going to do diddly dick.

The suction feature is not a suction but an air pulse, which I vastly prefer over suctions as it provides a nice tingly sensation that just works, doesn't trap my clit and attempt to rip it off and doesn't make the grotesque, skin shuddering noise of suction release. Given that I test all my toys on their initial charge I can't fully speak to the power of this thing, but can see that it feels a bit weak as is, even on the third intensity. Though the third intensity is still highly enjoyable and can produce a relatively fast completion as is; not as quick as some but definitely faster than that of a toy like "Peace Lily."

The memory retention feature is nice, when I find a setting I like it's awesome to be able to go right back to it when I start again rather than cycling through a lot of other settings to get to it. I'm thankful for the remote but also annoyed by it. The design is somewhat cute with the XO shaped button, but I have yet to fully figure out if it's meant to be a two button operation or still an overall single one based on the recess. It mainly seems like this is a two motor toy with one brain which is disappointing since it's nice to be able to have each part doing something else or each experiencing a different intensity based on what I want. As far as patterns go, I find that air pulse toys are the ones I get the most enjoyment out of when it comes to applying them. Normally I prefer single vibrations with varying intensities, but something about an air pulse pattern and the right pulse is just.... yes please. Actually finding it kind of hard to type during the one pattern I have it on right now... ><"

As it's the flattest air pulse toy in my collection I feel I would definitely reach for it again. It's far easier to have a quick personal session anywhere/anytime with this than something like Satisfyer Mission Control. The sound is a bit noticeable, so for those wanting to wear it in public I'd be weary, but since I'm usually at home only or in the car sometimes type of user, I don't overly mind. Once again, I don't fully trust it being submersible since there's no official IPX7 rating provided, only the claim of it being waterproof, but I don't think this would be a bath or shower toy anyway since it's a wearable vibe. If I'm gonna hold a toy I'd use the Mission Control, the Lavender or something else to satisfy whatever I'm craving in that setting. Why hold a wearable one in place? I suppose it'd be for those wanting to use it in the pool or hot tub? So long as you're not skinny dipping. xD