Curved Dildo "Sex Machine for Vac-u-lock Attachments" (Brand listed as Generic) 𤬠Review
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Overall rating is based on Design, Sensory Quality, Ease of Use, and Ease of Cleaning. Price and Noise are shown for reference only.
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My verdict
Pros
- Cheap
Cons
- Swivels when in use
- Cheap rubber
- Bad sensory experience
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Hi. I'm a pre-op trans woman who uses toys a bit differently, and I'm here to educate, and entertain. X

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