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I have had this toy for ages, well used and has stood the test of time. It's easy to do basic items badly, but this one was done immensely well. 💋💋💋

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Is this the best male masturbator out there? No, but for the price it’s not bad. You’ll need to spend at least double that to get a good realistic stroking machine. The Twijoy Night is a cut above your generic suction or rotation masturbators at least, but the weak interactive features let it down.

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The Lovehoney Classic 2.0 isn't terrible, but nor is it as amazing as a corded mains-powered toy should be. It's not going to wrench forth an orgasm from anything it touches, unlike some toys that you can't say no to. Given that it barely has more actual power than a much cheaper generic mini wand, there's little reason to get this unless you hate batteries (or really love the color schemes available). And to be clear, that's not a bad reason to buy this at all; batteries suck, and degrade over time. While I can't tell you the long-term durability of this wand, I can tell you that eventually, a generic mini wand will become unusable and won't hold a charge, ultimately becoming e-waste. In theory, the Classic 2.0 Wand won't, but only time will tell.

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Anime bitches plus tan bitches PLUS a pretty pussy? That’s the winning combo that makes up Cecile. Brought to us by the sensuous lords at Magic Eyes, responsible for the “bocca de la verita” toy and various other awesome toys, is a wonderfully gentle and satisfying sleeve that is just begging to milk you. I wasn’t aware until I had my hands on this toy that she isn’t a generic anime girl made for the purposes of tingling your dingaling but rather the main character in a doujin titled “The Job of an Onahole Salesman is Hard!” So naturally, it makes sense for her to become an onahole.

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This is the most realistic blowjob simulator I’ve tried yet. Instead of the generic up-and-down motions of a piston, the two servo motors provide a precise emulation of a head bobbing up and down along with those small human-like imperfections in motion or even deliberate left-right gyrations. That’s what you’re paying for with the Rubjoy, and if a realistic feeling motion is what you’re after, there is no better solution on the market right now. I highly recommend the Rubjoy if you’re looking for a realistic automated blowjob that can truly be used hands-free.

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In the grand scheme, the Satisfyer Mono Flex is a solid, middle-of-the-pack performer, its flexibility being its main claim to fame. However, when paired with its innovative app, this toy transforms into a orgasmic pleasure powerhouse. The app is the true game-changer here (If you have seen my other reviews, you know I don't like apps on toys but hear me out...), as it give the Mono Flex more than the generic on off vibrations but rather the ability to control both the clit & the g-spot motors (Yes! It has two motors!). On the other hand, the downside is that without the app, this toy is a bit limited in what it can do although it does have 11 patterns with 5 speeds we never really found one that fitted our liking without using the app. The standard clit vibrations don't go low without the app either so if you are easily overstimulated, you may want to take that into account. If you love both full clit stimulation and mixed with a good rumbly g-spot vibration, this toy will likely become a prized addition to your collection. The Mono Flex also shines as a premium, long-lasting toy that's backed by Satisfyer's impressive 15-year warranty.

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The Vanna Bardot Fleshlight is one of those rare toys that delivers on every promise—and then some. I’m not usually one to gush, but this one deserves the spotlight. The entrance alone is wild—hyper-realistic, finely molded, and incredibly inviting. It’s the kind of detail that makes you do a double-take, like wait, this isn’t just some generic sleeve? Nope. It’s unmistakably Vanna, and it shows. But aesthetics aside, the real magic happens once you’re in. This toy doesn’t just feel good—it performs like it’s got something to prove. The internal texture is dynamic and stimulating, hitting that perfect balance between intense and immersive. It’s not just about raw power either; there’s nuance here, a gradual build-up that makes every stroke count. If you’re looking for a toy that’s going to consistently deliver toe-curling satisfaction without the gimmicks, this is absolutely the one to beat.

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The Lovense Tenera 2 is a toy that's like that one friend who's almost perfect, but not quite. Don't get me wrong, I loved the adorable gradient - "It's so PRETTY!" were the first words I heard! And the ergonomic design? Top-notch. The suction was on the weaker side though and the preset increments did not increase it by much (using the app is different of course as you can go from 0-10 in one push of a button). However, that is exactly what she likes as she's super sensitive and some toys are just too powerful from the get-go. It feels as though the color scheme, the light weight of the toy, the quietness and the suction levels all blend together to be soothing. Not a "wild fuck" as they say, but more like a gently kiss. If you need strong suctions though, then avoid this toy. Another reason to avoid is if you do not want/need to use apps to use your toys. I personally like to use toys without apps. After all, who likes a lube covered phone? Not me, that's for sure... That being said, the app controls are a nice touch IF you are into that kind of thing and they work for long distance play too, which is cool. Just BTW, the self-cleaning feature is genius! All in all, the Tenera 2 is a solid toy if you're into more low-key vibes and don't mind a toy that's a bit more... laid-back, then this might be the one for you. But if you're a power-sucker, you might want to keep looking. Oh, and one more thing: the price. Ouch. It's like they're charging us per rainbow color. Worth it for those that would use all the app features, maybe, but for me? Not so much.

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The Satisfyer Pro 2 Generation 3 combines powerful air pulsation and vibration with separate motor control, making it a versatile and customizable toy. Its waterproof design, easy-to-clean silicone heads, and app integration for remote play enhance the experience, making it ideal for both solo and partnered play. The O-booster feature adds an extra level of intensity, perfect for those who enjoy powerful stimulation.

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The Tenga Spinner lineup is known for the unique twist action, something different from the usual inexpensive stroker toys. The Spinner 006 (Brick) has the distinct brick-like patterned design on the inside. Given its cheap price and ease of use (and cleanup), this a great go-to toy for someone looking for an entry-level toy or perhaps another toy to add to the collection that is unique from others. The fact that it comes with a drying stand at this price point is rather convenient. You won't be disappointed for the money spent, and perhaps might be surprised by the amount of pleasure experienced.

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8/10, have been doing again and again. While not being quite the Fleshlight killer I was hoping for, this toy definitely still stands in the same league. The MainSqueeze Valerica Steele Stroker is truly a top-of-the-line male sex toy designed for the ultimate pleasure sessions. The molding of the product is nothing short of impressive - matched by the internal texture and overall build quality. I'll give them props for standing out with the "squeezability" feature, but in my opinion, that lost them a few points. More on that later. The TL;DR here is: if it's on sale, it's worth the schmeckles.

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