Dysoflex Review: Let Me See You Flex Baby!

Dyso’s Dysoflex was a bit lackluster for me, honestly. Though the flexibility factor is super convenient, the design aesthetics are wasted on me.

Being a person that prefers vaginal and clitoral stimulation with a NO backstage entry pass, I desire a bit of a fuller head rather than a pointed one and a slightly larger clit-to-surface ratio, much like the Utimi Spring provides.

I honestly didn’t think I was going to use the app feature much at all if I could get away with a satisfying play without it, but I very quickly realized that it’s absolutely necessary if any enjoyment is to be had when using the larger head internally. Without the app, the toy is honestly kind of weak in the larger head. The only time it feels like it has the same amount of power as the smaller head is when the strength adjustment part of the app is opened. I found that the smaller head had such strong vibrations that they could be felt in the larger head to some extent, and sadly, when the larger head was on, it didn’t feel too much more intense than how that trickle-down vibration felt.

My very first toy ever was gifted to me by a boyfriend whose libido was vastly lower than mine. We were intimate once maybe every two weeks, most months around four times total. Instead of fixing it, I was gifted a way to take care of my own needs without hassling him. It was sweet but heartbreaking. It was a MonsterPub Godzilla, and it was far more enjoyable than the Dysoflex. I say “was” because at some point, it quit on me and was replaced with a FoLove Lush, which is less satisfying than the Godzilla in the clitoral department due to it not having a tail meant for that, but more satisfying in the penetration department than the Dysoflex.

I initially felt uncomfortable with the apps assigned to each of those toys, as it almost felt like cheating to be experiencing a sensual sensation that was created by someone that wasn’t my partner. After enough times of being rejected intimately, though, those apps became more frequently used as I wanted something more spicy than the basic features the toys had to offer on their own.

Nothing against Dyso or the design of the Dysoflex, but I don’t think this is a toy I’ll be reaching for again anytime soon when I have other ones with features and aesthetics that I enjoy more.

Dyso’s packaging is simple, to the point, and shaded to match the color of the product. The front of the box has a picture of the product itself, the company name and logo, the product name, and four little icon-filled bubbles with quick feature info. The back has two pictures of the device depicting the modes and flexibility the device is capable of; it also has eight bullets of warning info, one maintenance bullet, an age suggestion, and the usual product barcodes and info.

One side of the box has the logo and company name, the desired catchphrase, and the company’s website, while the other side shares a quick message about Dyso’s ideals. Though nothing about the outside seems to be erotic in nature, the inside middle panel has four quite graphic icon bubbles depicting the several ways this device can be used.

If you don’t know already by reading other reviews of mine thus far, I seem to be a sucker for magnetic storybook-style packages, which this one certainly is! Inside the hardened book exterior is a sealed cardboard box housing a plastic mold holder and the product itself. Underneath the plastic mold is the manual and charging cable.

Overall, I feel the packaging has a very 80s style aesthetic or Five Below electronics section aesthetic. The simple, subtle, but slightly suggestive technicolor logo feels like I’m about to use a View Master or open a VHS tape lol. The colors, fonts, pictures, and arrangement of info make me feel that I should find a mix of floppy discs and CDs when I open this box. At the same time, they also make me feel like I’m buying a mysterious Bluetooth device from the electronics section of a Five Below that I might be able to control remotely and use to scare my cat lol.

Dyso’s interesting style of packaging almost throws a wrench into my “could I comfortably walk up to a counter with this device” rating system. I typically shy away from over-the-top, obviously sexual, extremely phallic, or highly suggestive types of packaging, as I’m just not there in my level of sexual confidence to own the fact that I may or may not be into such items. I would much rather be caught with a discreet package like Tracy’s Dog or an inconspicuous one like Romp.

Nothing about the style or shape of the product itself really seems erotic or sexual in nature, and as stated above, the overall aesthetic and vibe feel either very 80s or very discount electronics. I honestly think I would be able to comfortably walk up to a counter with this product only because I’d be living the lie that it’s not what it seems lol.

Inside the package: The product itself, a charging cable and an instruction manual.

Disappointed that there's not carrying pouch like other products usually have.

The Dysoflex has 10 settings per head it can cycle through, though the box claims 11. To activate simply press and hold either button for a moment and then quickly press the button to cycle through the settings.

For more variety in settings and for more sharing potential, the device comes with a Bluetooth feature and a Cupido app that allows the user, their partner or whoever they choose to have an endless amount of fun!

I’d just like to say that I’m annoyed with the fact that Dyso uses so many different apps for their toys instead of one. I feel like I’m going to need a burner phone just for adult toy apps at this point.

Dyso’s app Cupido is super simple to use! Simply take a picture of the QR code in the manual and download the Cupido App.

Turn the device on by holding either button for about 1.5 seconds. Open the app and allow it to find your device. Once it connects, you’re all set!

There are 4 features to the app:

1. Automatic: Has 10 preset patterns and an intensity bar for each of the heads, which are labeled Vibration 1 and Vibration 2.
2. Touch: A big ol’ white box and a red dot you can move anywhere inside the box to control the strength of the vibration of both heads. It has a range of 0-270, with the strength value displayed at the top of the page.
3. Music: Syncs to any song in your music folder.
4. Remote: Creates a chatroom with a 6-digit key that is given to the other party so they can access the app’s features.

Material - Utimi Spring Wins!

Personal preference, the Utimi feels softer/smoother to my fingers than Dysoflex.

1. Dysoflex - Super Soft Silicone
2. Utimi Spring - Ultra Soft Body Grade Silicone

Waterproof Settings - Utimi Spring Wins!

1. Dysoflex - IPX5 - Water jets. Water sprayed for 3 minutes at 4.4 psi (30 kPa), with 12.5 liters per minute.
2. Utimi Spring - IPX7 - Immersion (1 meter or less). Up to 3 ft 3 in (1 meter).

Run Time - Utimi Spring Wins!

1. Dysoflex - Up to 52 mins
2. Utimi Spring - Up to 150 mins

Charging Time and Indicator - Utimi Spring Wins!

1. Dysoflex - 110 min charge time, indicated with 2 blinking lights on the front, charge completed when all lights are solid.
2. Utimi Spring - 90 min charge time, indicated with 2 blinking lights on the front, charge completed when all lights are solid.

Ease of Cleaning - Utimi Spring Wins!

1. Dysoflex - The indentations of the patterns for the buttons and symbols on one end of the device need to be dug at with nails or gently with a toothpick to make sure they aren’t filled with any dried fluids.
2. Utimi Spring - No nooks and crannies to get into and is waterproof, so it can be fully immersed to clean without issue and easily scrubbed.

Size/Shape - Utimi Spring Wins!

Personal preference, not a fan of butt play but(t) a big fan of a nice clit-to-surface contact ratio.

1. Dysoflex - Has a bumpy ribbed end with a pointed tip that’s just a smidge bigger than a finger thick and a larger single bumped end with a pointed tip that’s around two fingers thick. The pointed ends make it easier for backdoor penetration.
2. Utimi Spring - Both ends are rounded with flat faces and around two fingers thick. Almost a Goldilocks clit-to-surface contact ratio.

Vibration Settings - Dysoflex Wins!

More variety.

1. Dysoflex - 10 settings for each end (though the box claims 11) and an app that allows more variety. On its own, I noticed that the larger head is weaker in vibrations than the smaller head and that the smaller head vibrations are so strong they can be felt in both ends. With the app, the two heads can run at the same strength.
2. Utimi Spring - 6 clitoral stimulation settings and 7 G-spot stimulation settings. Both heads are equally intense in their settings.

Penetration Ability - Dysoflex Wins!

More variety.

1. Personal preference would be Utimi Spring due to the preferred shape and the overall strength of settings.
2. Dysoflex - Dual-headed penetration and shaped to easily access the backstage area.
3. Utimi Spring - Single head penetration with the second head being for external stimulation only.

Ease of Use Regarding Vibration Settings - Tie!

1. Dysoflex - 2-button operation and an app remote. One button for each head, must be pressed and held for about 1.5 seconds to activate, and quickly pressed to cycle through the settings.
2. Utimi Spring - 2-button operation. One button for each head, must be pressed and held for about 1.5 seconds to activate, and quickly pressed to cycle through the settings.

Ease of Use General Sense - Utimi Spring Wins!

Personal preference.

1. Dysoflex - Easy to use, super flexible in order to reach all the areas, has an app feature, decent panty stuffer, not a grinding vibrator, can be used for butt stuff.
2. Utimi Spring - Easy to use, no flexible feature (just a small bit of give to adjust to the user’s shape), stand-alone vibrator, great panty stuffer, awesome grinding vibrator.

App Feature

Dysoflex - Yes

Utimi Spring - No

Overall Winner by Personal Preference - Utimi Spring!