Evolved Novelties Paradise Rechargeable Silicone Panty Vibrator Review: ♫ She dreamed of para-, para-, paradise ♫

Jul 08, 2025
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Overall Rating

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  • Overall rating is based on Design, Sensory Quality, Ease of Use, and Ease of Cleaning. Price and Noise are shown for reference only.

My verdict

Evolved's Paradise Panty is available on their site for $54, and I'd say it brings about a peaceful, more serene feeling that than one of a paradise. I LOVE the magnet on this toy as it actually does a great job of keeping the toy in place, unlike that of the Lock-N-Play. In regards to settings I find I only care about the 3 single vibrations with this style of toy, and I don't care if I have to use the button or the remote to operate it, as the results are going to be the same. Its quiet nature is more aligned with those that like being public, or just don't want to be heard by roommates. The waterproof feature is nice for cleaning, but I don't care to use this type of toy anywhere wet, as again, I'd use something else. The use time is actually longer than the charge time which is pretty on par with feelings of paradise and the remote being a chargeable one is nifty. The only downsides for me personally are the lack of storage pouch and too smooth nature. I'd use this for a slow burn finish while watching something action packed or cerebrally witty. For a fast paced, wham bam alone session I'd grab something else first.

Pros

No official IPX, claims to be waterproof.
Manual and Remote controlled.
Toy and remote come w/ separate chargers, included
10 overall settings, 3 single vibes and 7 patterns
Intensity level seems perfect for beginners.

Cons

No storage/travel pouch included.
May not comfortably fit all body types.
Some users may still find it too loud.
Some users may not like the charger styles.
Some users may find it a bit too weak.

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