Evolved Novelties Paradise Rechargeable Silicone Panty Vibrator Review: ♫ She dreamed of para-, para-, paradise ♫
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Overall rating is based on Design, Sensory Quality, Ease of Use, and Ease of Cleaning. Price and Noise are shown for reference only.
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My verdict
Pros
- No official IPX, claims to be waterproof.
- Manual and Remote controlled.
- Toy and remote come w/ separate chargers, included
- 10 overall settings, 3 single vibes and 7 patterns
- Intensity level seems perfect for beginners.
Cons
- No storage/travel pouch included.
- May not comfortably fit all body types.
- Some users may still find it too loud.
- Some users may not like the charger styles.
- Some users may find it a bit too weak.
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Mini Summary!
Though I won't necessarily find myself singing Coldplay anytime soon while using it, I would say that Evolved's Paradise is a decent toy. It fits comfortably, feels silky smooth to the touch (but is too smooth for intense stimulation), is compact, locks in place well and is quite quiet.
It features 10 settings, 3 single vibrations and 7 patterns, that are accessed by the raised center flower petal on the toy and by remote. The remote is surprisingly rechargeable, which is a nice feature for those that hate using batteries for things, and Evolved was kind enough to include a charger for it and the toy as they use separate styles. The use time is 120-140min depending on settings, the charge time is initially 1hr with subsequent charges being 60-80min and the chargers are USB-C for the remote and magnetic for the toy.
The magnet feature actually does a great job keeping the toy in place, not only because it's strong enough to do so, but because it locks into place when you press it into the bit of recess on the back of the toy. Though I personally wouldn't use it anywhere near or in water outside of cleaning, it does come with claims of being waterproof but no official IPX rating.
The Packaging
I LOVE the filigree design on this box and the overall simplicity of it. Not the biggest fan or super comfortable with the toy being plastered all over the box, but I appreciate that it's a subtly designed toy rather than a blatant phallic one. Their quick summation and bullets of feature information is handy, but it and the pictures definitely say that something kinky is afoot here lol.
What's In The Box?!
Evolved kept things simple and sweet by including the toy itself, a rechargeable remote, two charging cables, a warranty card and useful instructions!
How Does It Stay In Place?!
This toy features a strong magnet that is not only strong enough on its own to hold on through fabric, but locks into a recess just to make sure it stays. Waaaaaaaaaaay better than the Lock-N-Play featured in the next review!
How Did It Feel?!
Testing while typing has negated the SpongeBob feeling lol.
First and foremost, the design is sleek, slender, discreet, feels nice and cups comfortably. The magnet that holds it in place is 10x better than that of the CalExotics Lock-N-Play Suction Panty Teaser bullshit. It's also vastly quieter than the Lock-N-Play, making it a better option for those that want to wear it publicly. There's a light buzzy hum to it, but it's not obnoxious at all, about like listening to an AC from a room or two away, at least while in a sitting position pressing it up against something.
The overall smooth nature, again, makes this one of those toys that I'd have to work harder with to get a faster finish, but is nice for a slow burn passionate alone session. The most enjoyable sensation is the third single vibration intensity, this is not a toy where patterns bring anything to the table. Patterns seem to be best with air pulse features, or something with tongues or nubs like the Amazon toys I ordered.
I like that the toy buzzes when it's turned on, makes it nice to put it in place then turn it on and go rather than having to set it up and then putting it in place; I feel it just adds more variety to the overall experience. With the Lock-N-Play you have to hold the button for several seconds and wait for a hard to see red light to show up to tell you it's on, meaning you have to fuss with it before putting it in place and harder to just slip in and go.
The flower button was confusing at first as it almost seemed like there were 2 buttons for increasing/decreasing settings on either side of the power button, but they are simply there for dickeration. It sticks up above the others enough though that when in place it's easy to operate. I didn't care to use the remote since it was going to do the same thing as reaching down there was going to do, but it's nice to have the option handy. Despite its IPX-less claims of being waterproof, this is yet another toy I wouldn't care to take near any water outside of cleaning it.
It's weird to say, but I think this is a toy I'd reach for while watching Reacher, Day of the Jackal, Deadpool or just something action packed with a hot actor on the screen so that I could still enjoy the feature but get off a little more. ><" For just a plain session, I'd reach for something else.
